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A Day Off
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A DAY OFF
So you want the day off. Let's take a look at what
you are asking for. There are 365 days per year
available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in
which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving
261 days available for work. Since you spend 16
hours each day away from work, you have used up 170
days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30
minutes each day on coffee break. That accounts
for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days
available. With a one hour lunch period each day,
you have used up another 46 days, leaving only 22
days available for work. You normally spend 2 days
per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20
days available for work. We are off 5 holidays per
year, so your available working time is down to 15
days. We generously give you 14 days vacation per
year which leaves only 1 day available for work and
I'll be "DAMNED" if you're going to take that day
off!
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