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How to Get Sex Anywhere
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I got a lot of responses from my last sex phile some people loved it,
others thought I and the people who read were horny bastards! others though
we were geeks and couldn't get are own sex.....as i have said before, this
phile is for enjoyment [if it works it's even funner!] so take it as you
like.....
Getting sex anywhere is kind of easy, if you have the money a lot easier [i.e some dick left a msg rk side ae 408245-7726 that you can buy it] but
what fun is that? they been fucked so mny times over they don't even notice
if you stick a telephone poll up there cunt [i.e. joke: This kid was in th back of a car with a girlwas licking her pussy out when she said, 'put your hand in', then 'put your othe hand in', then ptyu head in', at last 'crawl in'. as he was wondering around he was tappd on the shoulder beingasedwht e was doing here? 'he said what the fuck you doing here?' the other mans said
if you see a set of keys we'll drive my truck out of here! (laughter!)]
So we are going to discuss what kinds f girls to get and how.
The virgin is a unique experience, she hasn't done it yet so you will be teaching her everything tnow, it's hardgetting them because they ARE virgins and usauly want to stay that way... They areual reat looking and
wonderful bodies, but sadly are PRUDES!you have to get them just at the right moment [i.e. unconciouashed, wasted] if you can get them when they are aware of it you deserve a metal. Obviously somea hywill be 'popped' but you want to be the first! To do this play it coo, wrestle with them, getig itlecheapies hee and there. when your kissing them, don't do anything this will get them to rus yo [tierfirst mistake!] then give them flowers, candy, movies, and dinner [make sure you realy wnt te bih beore you take up this process] thenthey will grow to like you, and want toeplore ore i thie sexul tenency withyou....when you are visiting over thier house and parents are gone,no brters o isters ask te for the tour of the hose, and play around with her, just ticklng stuff[so shewon't gt suspiious ofext step] when you reach her room, tickle her really hard and tackleher ontothe bed..tickle ll the tme and move yor hands in an upward direction to the chest area, robably yu will fel her niple erect nd now the forplay has go hersexual stimulated, she will be ot and begfor you tofuck her.
The dick teaser, there are ones in evey class! [more then one!] These girls live on getting you harey tuck in your shirts if there hanging out extra deep, they leave the top buttons unbuttoned, te ih as well not button thier shirts and say 'suck my nipples!', but these girls also don't wanttogoanfather! It's like saying, 'you can look, but you can't touch'. It's amazing
there are kids still being born when you hae girls such as this, the only
way i could think of to get back at them is too do the same thing to them, feel them up, squeeze thit asses, tuck in thier shirts while massaging the clitoris, in other words be a 'pussy teaser' gv hma dose of thier own medicine and they'll come running to you!
The sluts are the kind of people all te geeks think are 'gorgeous' and that there is nothing wrong them, that's almost true except they been in and out of bed with half the class, they usauly sic otejocks, and popular people, the way to get these bitches is to IGNORE them, if they think youdo'tevn now here alive, she will let you know! even hen she does come up to you trying to get a ulg igoreherto know end, it will drive her mad, and have one goal in lie ->to fuck your brains ot<- nd wen yu doget er in bed, just lay back and relax becase she'll do everything [and anthing]becaue shes bee aroud.
well this file was aimed at the anyone, just for phun, and i hope you like them if you do i'll write, i'm thinking now of writing stories about a geek who gets sex all the time.....
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\\\\ Written Jan. 10-12 1986 by Sylex Srius and The Apple Axis \\\\
//// (C) 1985-86 These philes are a trde mark of Sylex Sirius Inc. ////
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