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Innocence Test, cool, and very humorous
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The Innocence Test
This test is obviously designed to see how innocent you are. The lower your
score, the less innocent you are. Simple, huh??
Key: HSI= Had Sexual Intercourse
MPS= Member of preferred sex
SO= Significant other
Score 1 point for each time you answer "NO".
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Have you.......
1. Ever had a date?
2. Ever had a blind date?
3. had a date past 4am?
4. been French kissed?
5. been French kissed within the last 3 months?
6. kissed in a horizontal position?
7. Fondled a bare breast?
8. kissed a breast or had your breast kissed?
9. Fondled an ass?
10. Fondled a female's genitals or had your genitals fondled?
11. Fondled a male's genitals or had your genitals fondled?
12. Had an orgasm while being fondled? (Not by yourself)
13. Had an alcoholic drink?
14. Been drunk?
15. Vomited from drinking too much?
16. Ever used alcohol to lower MPS's resistance to sexual advances???
17. Smoked cigarettes regularly?
18. Ever smoked pot or hash?
19. Ever used stronger drugs?
20. Ever bought drugs?
21. Ever sold drugs?
22. Been arrested?
23. Spent the night at MPS's house?
24. Shared a bed for the night with MPS?
25. Undressed MPS?
26. Been undressed by MPS?
27. Taken shower or bath with MPS?
28. Ever Masturbated?
29. Watched another person masturbate?
30. Seen a porno movie?
31. Read a porno magazine or book?
32. Gone to a porno theater?
33. Had an orgasm while watching or reading pornographic materials?
34. Had an erection (Penile or Clitoral) in public?
35. Gotten sexually excited while dancing?
36. Gotten felt up while dancing?
37. Had an orgasm while dancing?
38. Ever HSI?
39. Ever HSI outdoors?
40. HSI in a car?
41. HSI more than 10 times?
42. HSI with parents in the house?
43. HSI on parent's bed?
44. HSI in hotel room?
45. HSI in dorm room?
46. HSI in vertical position?
47. HSI without knowing full name of other person?
48. HSI in a public place?
49. HSI under the influence of drugs or alcohol?
50. HSI during menstruation?
51. HSI with 2 or more people in same night (Not at same time)?
52. HSI with non-MPS?
53. HSI with a virgin (other than yourself)?
54. HSI on a first date?
55. HSI more than three times in a night?
56. HSI with a boss or teacher?
57. Fell asleep while HSI?
58. Participated in an orgy?
59. Been in a threesome?
60. Impregnated woman or been pregnant?
61. Travelled over 100 miles for purpose of HSI?
62. Committed statutory rape?
63. Ever walked in on someone or been walked in on while HSI?
64. Ever gone down on a woman (Cunnilingus)?
65. Given head to a man (Fellatio)?
66. Ever kissed immediately after oral sex?
67. Ever kissed another person (not your partner) after oral sex?
68. Ever given or received oral sex for more than 20 minutes?
69?
70. Had oral sex with non-MPS?
71. Fistfucked?
72. Titfucked?
73. Golden Shower?
74. Been propositioned by stranger of opposite sex?
75. Accepted this proposition?
76. Been propositioned by stranger of same sex?
77. Accepted this proposition?
78. Had a test for VD?
79. Ever bought contraceptives?
80. Used sex toys?
81. Used edible sex aids (Honey, edible undies, whip cream)?
82. Posed nude for photos?
83. Had anal intercourse?
84. Committed an act of exhibitionism?
85. Voyeurism?
86. Engaged in S&M or bondage?
87. Played a co-ed strip game?
88. Cross dressed?
89. Displaced a roommate for purposes of sex?
90. Cheated on SO?
91. Cheated on SO with SO's good friend?
92. Ever lived with MPS?
93. Ever drawn blood during sex play?
94. Ever played out fantasies during sex play?
95. Engaged in interracial sex?
96. Ever committed incest?
97. Contributed to an abortion?
98. Ever payed for or received money for sexual favors?
99. Committed bestiality?
100. Committed necrophilia?
How did you do?
Not so hot??
Join the club......................
(Give this test to all your friends....it really livens up a party!!! hehehe)
Wenlock
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