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The Adventures of Jack Hammer
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Subject: Story: Jack Hammer (mf, humor)
The Adventures of Jack Hammer
I was cruising last Saturday night when I saw her. What a babe. Those
tits were at least 38D's and I was pretty sure I could get one hand around
her tight little waist.
I gave her a sly little wink and she licked her lips seductively, then she
rounded her mouth into an "O" and I could see her tongue moving in mock
blowjob fashion. Then she took the cherry from her drink and swallowed it
seductively, after a few seconds I saw her throat muscles ripple and the
cherry reappeared in her mouth . . . so naturally I went over and introduced
myself.
I had more than a little trouble walking, what with my cock hitting my chin
at every stride. She paid our tabs and tipped the barkeep a hundred as we
strolled out. I couldn't help but notice the puddle of pussy juice she
left on the chair and down all over the floor.
Turns out she lived across the street and we went up to her penthouse
apartment. Before I knew it she and I were naked. She came up to kiss me,
but of course my cock kept her pinned at 20 inches away. She dropped to
her knees instead and began the best blowjob of my life. Most girls can't
even get their lips around the 4 inch diameter of my fully erect cock, so
you can imagine my surprise when she slipped her jawbone out of joint and
proceeded to deep throat about 18 inches of me. It had been so long since
I had felt a warm wet esophagus that I came immediately. I blasted a pint
or so of my sweet spunk down to her stomach over the course of my 23 spurts-
lifting her up clear off the ground as I did so.
She quickly yanked my still-hard monster out of her throat and pushed me
back on the bed. Straddling my face she pushed her gushing pussy at me.
I began by tickling her walnut-sized clit with my tongue and then moved down
to her pussy. To my surprise I could not get my tongue in her tiny opening,
but did manage to work a pinkie in as she came again and again. It was like
a flood down there, my hair, the pillow, my shirt, the floor was all wet with
her overflowing cream.
Finally she climbed off me and lay down, by now my rock-hard member was back
and I had to be careful of the ceiling fan as I rolled from my back to get
ontop of her - I'd made that painful mistake before!
So there I was, firehose-sized cock poised to enter an opening the size of a
dime. This was going to be a good one, I could tell. I made a mental note
to try to find out her name later. Anyway, I was poised. I decided to take
it slow and gentle with her. About three seconds later I was fully enveloped
by this vice-like pussy, I had plunged all the way up the her liver when I
noticed I had past the halfway point I had tatooed on my organ. What a girl!
She smiled and between orgasms 57 and 58 she pulled her knees up to her chest
- a clear signal she wanted more of my 20" python in her. So I grinned as I
slammed my way clear up to her stomach. I could see the outline of my cock
as it moved silently beneath her abdomen - like a stealth submarine.
"MMMMmmmmmmmmmm" she said, and that was all it took to set me off again,
shooting my boiling cum in spurt after spurt that lasted at least 10 minutes.
When I finished and my cock receeded to its 14" flacid state I noticed cum
running out her nose. She just smiled and sent her tongue out to lick up
the running juice.
She said her name was Ellen or Kathy or something like that. Anyway, she
jumped out of bed and left, telling me to make myself at home, but she had to
leave the country for a few weeks.
She had left me a keg of beer in the fridge and I tapped myself a tall cold
one and went out on the porch for a smoke. As I sat out there, naked, I
thought I could really get used to a girl like Kathy, or maybe it was Janet?
Anyway, that was when I noticed a girl in the neighboring building eyeing my
hot still-hard cock. I smiled. She motioned for me to come over. I tried
to open the porch door to leave, but couldn't reach the handle, what with my
dick sticking out in front of me...
The End
More adventures upon massive audience request.
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