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How to pick up little girls
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Picking Up Little Girls
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Have you ever hung out around playgrounds wishing you could just sweep some
little girl off of her feet,drag her to some isolated area,and force her to
have sex with you? If you have,you are not alone! There are many people out
there just like you(no joke)! There are even organizations formed for this
purpose! Organizations like the M-B.L.A (Man-Boy Love Association),and my
favorite,the Female Society (aka: United Lesbian Organization,which boasts
762 minor members!)...boy oh boy,wouldn't I like to get my mits on all that
muff? Anyway,on with the show!
[1] Where to find 'em
Girls 9 and under frequent playgrounds - these types are tight and
almost always bleed(unless her daddy beat you to the pie). I reccomend
the use of a lubricant(ask her her favorite flavor;then tell her to lick
it off). I have found that they have a tendency to yell;just belt 'em
across the mouth a couple of times. Many can be enticed with gifts of candy
or the promise of a Cabbage Patch Doll(which you,of course will not give
to them). Still more can be found in school;when they go out for recess,
just grab a couple(bring friends). Many will not swallow,so unless you
wanna see a perfectly good load of jiz spit on the ground,fuck them 1st
mouth later...Just imagine little Sissy's parents' surprise about 3 months
later! hahaha! But actually,you are doing her a favor!(yes,yes you are!)
Just think,in about 5-10 years when shes all grown up,and her friends
are bragging about getting fucked at 15,she can say "Well I lost it when
I was 8!!!"
11-14 year olds:
You can be a loser,and ugly as shit,but most girls between these ages will
do *anything* you want if you seem interesting enough. Take them to a
weight room,and let 'em watch He-Man work out. Let them try to do what you
do,and,if you are not a pussy,they will not be able to lift the "amazing
tonage" you have so easily lofted into the air,thus arousing their interes.
in you. Tell them how you phreak,and run up other peoples fone bills,show
them a couple of philes on how to make bombs, & brag about how you steal
software from companies,just like on WAR GAMES(call up an AE line,and
download something + tell them about the risk you are taking,and about
how you spent countless hours hacking at the system to get the password!)
After all this,get them alone for a while(in the car is good).When you are
sure no-one is around,start kissing her and the rest is history!
15-20 year olds
Never try to force it on anyone in this age group,you'll probably get a
swift slug in the left testical. There are 3 main types in this age group:
(1) sluts --> wear a ton of make-up,have huge sagging tits,and can be
readily identified by rather large pocket books. To get in
the sack with one of these honeys,just get her alone,pull
out your dick and say in a commanding voice:
"SUCK, BITCH"
If she looks shocked,break the ice by saying:
"HEY,BUT BE CAREFUL OR HE MIGHT SPIT AT YA'!" or
"HIS NAME'S THADIUS,WHAT'S YOUR'S?" or,if all else fails
"PLEASE?"
(2) normal --> wear conservative clothing,always a bra and slip,are very
conservative in wearing perfume or makeup; being the vile
pervert you are,these are the hardest to "sack" and have
commonly taken up to 2.5 YEARS to get into bed. The best
and quickest way to get these babes is at gunpoint.
(3) new-wave --> wear that hideous bright clothing that they somehow
manage to look extremely fuckable in.Not always liberal
on the makeup line,but you can smell 'em a mile away.
These babes are my personal favorite,as you can leave 'em
when ever you want;many will get into 3-somes(bring a frien)
.They often frequent shopping malls,look in stores like:
THE GAP,CHESS KING,etc... try to get a cheer-leader...
My favorite pick-up line for this type is:
"I've got a penis,wanna touch it?"
BAIT:
candy,money,walkmans,sex-toys,big penises,costume jewelry(tell 'em it's
real),muscles.
GOOD LUCK AND GOOD HUNTIN'!
Chester the Molester
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