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Photo Opportoonities (Tiny Toons)
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A Tiny Toons Bar Soap Production
Written By Lynx (Dondi Buttgen) [email protected]
Edited by Matthew "The Captain" Kurth ([email protected])
This TTBS story involves general sex, masturbation, voyeurism, exhibitionism
and lesbianism between consenting toons. If this sort of stuff offends you,
than what the heck are you doing in the fandom newsgroup anyway.
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This story is a work of fan fiction and a product of my warped imagination,
it is neither authorized nor approved of by Warner Brothers.
A large amount of gratitude goes out to Dennis M. "Quozl" Falk, Paul Hendry,
David M. Hungerford III, and all the others on a.t.t-t.f who helped
inspire this story, by creating stories of their own that I could read and
for creating an environment where I could say "I'm attracted to a pink
rabbit and I don't care who knows" :)
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And Now Let The Story Begin
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FADE IN: Acme Acres Forest. Buster & Babs are walking to school.
BABS
Wow Buster, I still can't believe we
are getting to take this class!
BUSTER
New legislation, Babs, it must have
something to do with that sax playing
President we got now, what's his name...
BABS
I thought the new President was a woman ?
BUSTER
Don't ask me, the most I ever dealt
with politics was having to do "Washingtoon."
BABS
I miss Quayle, he loved my toes... (sigh)
The school bell rings.
GOGO
Cuckoo, cuckoo, if your late for class, you're
cuckoo!
BUSTER
Oh geez, we better motor, don't want
to be late for the new class!
BUSTER & BABS run up the stairs and into the school.
CUT TO: Inside hallway. Various students are rushing around as Buster & Babs
skid to a halt in front of one of the doors.
BABS
Well here it is...
PAN UP from Buster & Babs POV to the frosted glass of the door's window.
Writing on the door says "SEX ED 101".
Buster reaches up for the door knob and opens the door, then bows toward Babs.
BUSTER
After you.
CUT TO: inside of classroom. The teacher's desk is empty, the desks are already
filled with students; Buster & Babs walk in and take two seats in the front.
CUT TO: Plucky & Shirley sitting in desks by the windows.
PLUCKY
Hey Shirl, you might want to let me come over
tonight and tutor you in this subject, after
all I already know everything there is to know
about sex.
SHIRLEY
Like get crucial Plucky, as if I would want
you to put your mortal self into the
temple that is my body.
PLUCKY
Come on, just once? Every duck needs a hobby.
SHIRLEY
Beat it you lunch meat!
Shirley raises her hands towards Plucky. Blue and white lighting bolts fire
from them and levitate Plucky out the window. The lightning disappears, and
Plucky drops out of sight; a crash and thud is heard.
PAN TO: Buster & Babs.
BUSTER
If Plucky ever hopes to breed, he better
change his style.
BABS
Do we want him to breed?
BUSTER
Point taken.
The final bell rings.
BUSTER
I wonder who is teaching this class?
A silouhette appears behind the glass of the door. The students all turn
their heads in unison towards the door...
CUT TO: a close up of the door.
The door swings open fast as if it had been kicked to reveal Pepe Le Pew
standing at the entrance.
PEPE
It iz me, no?
CUT TO: Buster & Babs at their desks.
BABS
Hey, it's Professor Le Pew!
BUSTER
Oh no, I can never understand anything he says.
BABS
It's not my fault you flunked French.
CUT TO: Fifi sitting at her desk.
FIFI
Ooh La La! It is ze master o Romance heemself,
an' ze most famous skunk hunk to boot!
Fifi stands up on her desk and faints backwards, falling to the floor with
a thud. She quickly recovers and climbs back into her seat.
FIFI
Waz it good for you too, non?
Pull out to wide shot of classroom. Pepe walks over and stands in front of his
desk.
PEPE
Now studantz I, Pepe Le Pew, ze greatest lover
in ze world, hav' been chozen to teech u ze finair
pointz of mating, oui?
CUT TO: Xtra Close up of Buster & Babs.
BUSTER (whispers to Babs)
As if you need to teach a bunny about that.
BABS
Shhhhhhhh!
CUT TO: Pepe, who reaches up and pulls down a chart out of nowhere.
The chart contains line drawings of all the species in the nude.
Pepe takes a wooden pointer out from behind him.
PEPE
First we become acquainted with ze anatomy of ze
opposite sex.
Pepe points to the close up drawing of toon-hood.
PEPE
Ze male has ze love tool which he uses to make
passionate love with.
PEPE
Ze female has ze love tunnel, rowr rowr!
CUT TO: Babs, who is clearly drawing a picture of Buster, naked, on her desk.
Babs looks up.
BABS
Hey, Teech, what happens if you go in the tunnel?
Babs turns towards camera.
BABS
I just can't help myself.
PULL OUT: to wide shot of front of classroom.
PEPE
Be patient mon' pink bunny, we will get zer'.
Pan over and zoom in on the clock.
The hands of the clock spin to indicate passage of time.
The Bell rings.
CUT TO: outside of classroom door.
The swing opens with force, and all the students rush out.
Pepe leans out from around the door.
PEPE
Don't forget to do ze homework assignment, oui?
PAN TO: Buster & Babs, standing at their lockers.
BUSTER
Man, Babsie, that class was really, um, stimulating.
BABS
I thought you said you couldn't understand
Professor Le Pew.
BUSTER
I can't, but a picture is worth a thousand words,
and boy were those some pictures he showed us!
BABS
You liked 'em, eh?
BUSTER
I'd like to do them if you get my drift...
Buster smirks.
BABS
Well, as long as it is for education.
Babs grins.
BABS
Your hole or mine?
BUSTER
*MWAH* Good night everybody!
BABS
Wrong cartoon.
BUSTER
Oh yeah, oops.
BABS
You know what I meant though.
BUSTER
Well how about my place then, my parents went
to CarrotCon '94 so I have the place to myself.
BABS
Great, besides my place is filled with siblings,
we wouldn't get any privacy. I sure wish my
parents would use protection.
BUSTER
Enough of that talk, you should know by now how
our fans feel about preachy toons...
BABS
Oops, sorry.
IRIS OUT to black.
FADE IN: to the living room area of Busters burrow.
BUSTER
Are you ready?
Babs whirls into an impression of Arsenio Hall.
BABS
Woof, Woof, Woof, Let's get Bunny!
(it's a pun, get it? :)
BUSTER
Do me a favor, Babs, don't change into him
while were in the act, 'kay?
BABS
'Kay.
BUSTER
So, lets see what our homework calls for
first, you got your textbook handy?
BABS
You want to do it out here? On the rug?
BUSTER
Sure, it will be a new experience.
BABS
Yeah, in carpet burn.
BUSTER (sarcastically)
ok, ok, have it your way, is my bedroom more
to your satisfaction, your Majesty?
BABS
Don't cop an attitude on me Buster, or you
might end up doing your homework alone.
BUSTER
Sorry, I'll be good.
Babs whirls into a Jessica Rabbit impression.
BABS
I always get what I want, it's a talent I have.
BUSTER
I have to remember that impression, it will be
perfect when we get to the chapter on role playing.
BABS
Only if you will be Roger.
BUSTER
Whatever turns you on.
BABS
Time's a wastin' blue boy, lets go!
Buster & Babs walk into Buster's room.
The camera tracks with them and follows them in.
Buster pats his mattress.
BUSTER
Hop on, I'll get my text book and see what our first
assignment is.
Babs hops on top of Busters bed, and begins re-arranging the pillows to
get comfortable, when she looks down and notices something.
BABS
Buster, what's this under your bed?
Babs reaches for a corner of paper and pulls out an issue of Playtoon
magazine, upon which the centerfold flops out revealing Minerva Mink
as the playtoon pawmate of the month.
BABS
Buster Bunny, what is this doing under here?
BUSTER (floundering)
Um, well, uh, you see...
BABS (cutting off Buster)
Spare me your excuses, do you think she (pointing
at Minerva) is better looking than me? I mean she's
not even your species!
BUSTER
Looks who's talking, your the one who
almost married Monty!
BABS
That wasn't my fault! It was that darn
cupid's doing.
BUSTER
Uh-huh, well besides it's not like I can
get a hold of any pictures of you naked.
The last time playtoon had any rabbits was
their all Binky issue 2 years ago.
BABS
She's a tramp.
BUSTER
Your just jealous that they never
asked you to pose for them.
BABS
What makes you so sure they haven't?
BUSTER
Because I have seen every issue of Playtoon,
for the last 10 years. My dad doesn't know I found
the box that he kept all his in!
BABS
My, your quite the little furvert aren't
you Buster?
BUSTER
Well, I mostly read them for the articles.
BABS
Likely story.
BUSTER
Don't be so righteous Babsy, I noticed
that Kama-Sutra Toons book you had stashed
in your closet.
BABS
Um, that wasn't mine.. (pause) Uh, Fifi left
it in my room by accident one day, and I was
just keeping it safe for her.
BUSTER
Likely story.
BABS
Oh don't be jealous, you know that your the
only one I would ever actually want to do
anything with. At least the only boy toon.
BUSTER whirls around into a Wayne Campbell outfit from Wayne's World.
BUSTER
Exsqueeze me? Baking Powder?
BABS
Don't act surprised, Fifi has been with
us many times.
BUSTER
Yeah, but I was with both of you
all those times.
BABS
Well you're not always around... I have
needs too you know.
BUSTER
I just figured that if I wasn't there
you always went the solo route.
BABS
There's only so much you can do solo,
and those playschool plushies they make
of you just don't hold up.
BUSTER
Hehe, you are pretty wild in bed!
That reminds me though, I have to talk to
my agent, I never did get any royalties
from those dolls.
BABS
I got oodles from mine, then again
I am the popular one.
BUSTER
Ehhh, what do fanboys know anyway?
BABS
I saw that Wakko bought one of your plushies...
BUSTER
I don't even want to know.
BABS
Don't worry, I think he used it in an
invention or something.
BUSTER
Anyway, we got off subject, I want to get done
with this script, Bugs' class "cross dressing to
fool hunters 101" is at three, and I don't want
to miss it.
BABS whirls into a Garth Algar costume from Wayne's World.
BABS
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive
when he puts on a dress and plays girl bunny?
BUSTER
Rope it in, I just did a cameo from that movie.
BABS
Now then Buster, don't be getting upset that I
have been having fun without you.
BUSTER
I'm not upset that you and the Feef are a hot
item, I just wish you had told me, I wouldn't
mind watching.
BABS
Well maybe that can be arranged.
BUSTER
Excellent, but lets get on with our homework.
Babs flips through a book titled "Everything You Wanted To Know About TTBS
But Were Afraid To Ask".
BABS
Here we go, Chapter 1, "Getting to know you,
Getting to know all about you".
BUSTER
So what does it say?
Babs recites from the book.
BABS
"Through Mutual exploration, teach your partner
all about the others sexual organs, and your
likes and dislikes".
BUSTER
Boring, that's what we did all the times before
we actually ever had sex.
BABS
I know how to spice it up a bit, and kill
two Sweeties with one stone.
BUSTER
And how is that?
BABS
Well, I have my video camera in my backpack, and
since you seem to be so hard up for nude photos
of me, I figured you might like to have some home
porno's of little ol' me.
BUSTER (drooling)
That would be great, Babsie!
BABS
Plus that way I can keep you from having to
resort to getting off to pictures of minks.
Babs reaches into her backpack she had brought home from school, and pulls
out a camcorder and tripod and hands it to Buster.
BABS
Plug it into the wall, I don't have enough
batteries for as much as were going to do.
Buster is drooling even more.
BUSTER
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, I can't believe
this is happening.
BABS
You do know how to use one of those, don't you?
BUSTER
Hey, I had my directorial debut,
I know what I am doing.
Babs is rummaging through her back pack.
BUSTER
Whatcha looking for?
BABS
A tape, I could have sworn I had
some blanks in here.
BUSTER
Don't worry, I have a bunch of tapes...
Busters walks over to the VCR that is on top of his TV, many tapes are
stacked all around it.
BUSTER
Ah, here's one I can tape over...
BABS
What's on it?
BUSTER
That Bonkers show, I was thinking about
maybe seeing if we could get jobs over there.
Babs whirls into a clown costume.
BABS
I don't think so, Babsy don't play that.
Babs changes back to herself.
BABS
I mean, get serious Buster, it's Disney,
before you know it, we would be completely
computer generated and we would probably
end up playing extras on that chipmunk show.
BUSTER
I wonder how they get their voices so high...
BABS
I hear that it's because their neutered.
It's sad really.
BUSTER
Ouch!
BABS
Either way, we would still have to remain on Fox.
BUSTER & BABS (in unison)
DRAG!
BUSTER
That Gadget is pretty hot though...
Babs whips a pillow at Buster, which hits him square in the face.
BUSTER
Hey, I was just kidding.
Buster puts the tape in the camcorder and positions it so that it gets
a full shot of his bed.
BUSTER
Ready?
BABS
Ready!
CUT TO: view through the camcorder with white border lines and a blinking
red dot, dissolve to what the shot actually looks like without the
camcorder overlay.
Babs looks into the camera.
BABS
This one's for you, big boy.
Babs blows a kiss at the camera.
Babs un-buttons her blouse and pulls it off over her head, her small,
firm furry breasts bob slightly as her blouse passes over them. She then
holds a breast in each hand and does a seductive vogue.
BABS (to camera)
How do you like my breasts, Buster,
their so warm and furry, I bet you
would like to be holding them right now.
Babs bends over towards the camera, so that her breasts hang down.
BABS
Do you like my breasts better up, or down?
Babs grabs her skirt with a hand on each side and begins to work it off.
She slides it down to her feet, picks it up, and tosses it over the camera
and onto Busters head.
Buster giggles and takes in a deep smell of the fabric. He is about to
say something when Babs puts her finger up to her mouth, gesturing him
to be silent.
Babs lays on Busters bed, spread eagle. with her muff directly towards
the camera.
Babs moves her hand down between her legs, puts her finger inside her
love hole, and begins massaging her clitoris while her other hand traces
around her breasts.
Babs began moaning softly to herself, now driving two fingers
in and out of herself, her hips grinding against her own hand, as
she gasps for air.
Watching Babs enjoy herself causes Buster to un sheath his bunny-hood.
The tuft of fur around Babs love nest has become visibly wet, as has her
fingers. The rhythm of Babs fingers begins to increase.
Buster begins stroking himself in sync with Babs hand.
Babs arches her back and begins to moan loudly as she is driven to climax.
Buster sits down on the floor and vigorously strokes his cock
while massaging the fur on his balls with his other hand.
Babs lets out a cry, and cums with extreme passion. After a moment, she
collapses on the bed with one finger still inside her, softly cooing.
All the excitement and his own hands causes Buster to spray his load
out onto the floor. He continues his actions, squeezing the last
drops of cum out.
Both the bunnies lay still for a while enjoying their orgasms.
BABS
Was it good for you?
BUSTER
Woah, that was intense Babs!
BABS
Glad you liked it.
BUSTER
I never figured you would be willing to do
that on camera.
BABS
It's not like I am going into the porno biz,
Buster, as long as it stays between us, I'll
do anything on camera.
BUSTER (grinning)
Anything?
BABS
Anything sexual.
BUSTER
Well........
BABS
What is it?
BUSTER
Well, you remember how you said it could
be arranged for me to see you and the Feef
get it on?
BABS
Yes...
BUSTER
I would love to have that on tape, I swear
I would never look at another Playtoon again
if I had a video of that.
BABS
I suppose I could do that,
I would have to ask Fifi though.
BUSTER
Do you think she would mind the camera?
BABS
Fifi? Don't be ridiculous, she's more of a free
spirit than anyone I know, heck she never
wears clothes.
BUSTER
That's true, she did start the
Acme Acres nude beach.
BABS
If this tape ever got out though I would
never live it down.
BUSTER
You think I would share something that
private with everyone else?
BABS
No, I trust you. I meant by accident.
BUSTER
Don't worry, I will keep it locked up.
BABS
It's not so much that I am worried about what
others will say, but that if I got that reputation,
others might try to get in on the action.
BUSTER
Like who?
BABS
I don't know, maybe Shirley, I mean she is one of
my best friends and all, but she's poultry.
BUSTER
I wonder if she tastes like chicken?
Babs whips another pillow at Buster's head, only this time with enough force to
knock him over.
BUSTER
Hey, it was just another joke.
BABS
Hmph, but you understand my point?
BUSTER
Yeah, I understand, I mean what if Elmyra
tried to go after you.
BABS
Speeeeeewwww!
BUSTER
Not your line.
BABS
What's he going to do send his aunt after me?
Buster hands Babs the telephone.
BUSTER
Here, get a hold of Fifi and see what
you can work out.
BABS
Ok, since Fifi has the same class, I'm sure
she wouldn't mind some help with her homework.
BUSTER
And some extra credit!
BABS (jokingly)
Don't you ever get tired?
BUSTER
I'm a bunny, it's what I do best.
BABS
Shhh, it's ringing!
ZOOM IN: to close up of Babs on the phone.
FIFI (on phone)
Bonjour, u av reached Fifi...
BABS
Hi Fifi, it's Babs, whatcha doin'?
FIFI (on phone)
Ooh, Babzee, ow ar u doing, I waz just
feenishing op my omework.
BABS
That's what Buster and I were doing,
how far have you gotten?
FIFI (on phone)
Jeest, ze first chaptair, ou u say -
self steemulation.
BABS
Having fun?
FIFI (on phone)
C'est magnifique, I nevair knew zat school
waz so much fun!
BABS
Well Buster and I have been talking, among some
other things, and were wondering if you wanted
to form a study group, so to speak.
FIFI (on phone)
U meen on ze chaptair on multiple partnerz?
BABS
Perhaps later, Buster was hoping we could start
on the chapter on alternative lifestyles.
FIFI (on phone)
Bustair knows about u and me an ze hankee pankee?
BABS
It sort of slipped out, I didn't think you
would mind him knowing though.
FIFI (on phone)
I don't mind et all, I find it, od de sensual
to ave heem as ze voyeur.
BABS
Great, I'm at Buster's place.
FIFI (on phone)
I am already on ze way.
Babs hangs up the phone.
ZOOM OUT: to wide shot of Buster & Babs.
BUSTER
So, is she coming over?
BABS
Yep, she thinks it would be erotic to
have you watch us.
BUSTER
And your sure your comfortable
with me filming this?
BABS
Oops, I forgot to mention about the
camcorder to Fifi...
BUSTER
You said she wouldn't have a problem
with it though.
BABS
I know, but I still want her permission,
no big deal, I'll tell her when she gets here.
BUSTER
So what do you want to do while we wait?
BABS
You make sure the camera is all ready to go,
I want to check your fridge.
BUSTER
We just had lunch not too long ago.
BABS (slyly)
I didn't say I was hungry.
Babs walks out of the shot.
Buster begins running around the room in a blur, as he positions the camera
then moves some pillows and furniture, and goes back to check the shot through
the camera, and then fixes some more things in the room, trying to get it
just right.
BABS (off camera)
Buster, where are the carrots, your fridge is bare!
BUSTER
My parents must have taken them along on their trip,
but they left me some money to get food with.
BABS walks back into the room.
BABS
There's not enough time to go shopping,
I needed them for props.
BUSTER
Sorry, what can I say?
BABS
At least I found this...
Babs produces a can from behind her, the camera zooms in on the label to
reveal "Carrot Flavored Whipping Cream".
BUSTER
You really have some odd needs Babs,
but I like em!
BABS
Oh wait, I just remembered something I have
in my backpack.
BUSTER
What don't you have in there?
Babs goes over to her back pack which is laying beside the bed, she begins
searching through it, and becomes annoyed that she can't find what she is
looking for, so she hops into the back pack and disappears.
BABS (echo voice)
Let's see, where is it, hmm... Hey, here's a
printout I picked up over at the studio of some of
the stuff those guys have been saying about us on
the Internet...
BUSTER (talking into the back pack)
Those geeks? Their just a bunch of depraved
fanboys that think all we do is have sex.
BABS (echo voice)
Your point being?
BUSTER
Nothing, just that we have lives too.
BABS (echo voice)
Face facts Buster, we're out of work, we have lots
of freetime as it is, besides would you rather they
wrote you from sex scenes into plane scenes
like those girls did?
Buster mumbles something to himself.
Babs all of a sudden leaps out of the backpack, right into Buster who had been
leaning over talking into it, knocking him clear across the room.
BABS
I found it!
Buster crawls on all fours back into the shot.
BUSTER (woozy)
What, What did you find?
The camera zooms in and pans up to babs outstretched hand which is holding
something, where there is a shimmer of light and a sound bite from an
angelic choir.
BUSTER
What is that?
BABS
Oh just a little toy...
BUSTER
It looks like a carrot.
BABS
It does more than just look like a carrot.
Babs pushes a button on the base of the plastic carrot, which than begins
to vibrate. Buster immediately understands it purpose.
BUSTER
Where did you find that?
BABS
I bought it at Victoria's Vegetables.
BUSTER
What are you doing with that in your bag, I mean
shouldn't those kind of things stay in your burrow?
BABS
I never leave home without it.
BUSTER
What if somebody saw it in your bag?
BABS
I just tell them it's for my lunch.
Even you thought it was just a carrot at first.
BUSTER
Are you like horny 24 hours a day or something?
BABS
Well, a girl needs diversions, besides sometimes
classes get so boring...
BUSTER
You mean, you use it at school? During class?
BABS
Sure, why do you think I am always in such a good
mood, even after one of Professor Fudd's boring
lectures?
BUSTER
I am going to have to start paying more attention
to what's going on under your desk to keep me from
falling asleep in class.
The doorbell rings.
CUT TO: a shot of the burrow entrance from the inside, looking up at the
hole.
Fifi sticks her head down into the hole.
FIFI
Yoo Hoo, ze entertainment haz arrived!
ZOOM OUT: to reveal the main room of the burrow as Babs & Buster rush
in from Busters Room.
BABS
Come on in Fifi.
Fifi jumps into the hole and down into the burrow.
BABS
Fifi, darling, how good of you to drop by.
FIFI
I would not mees an opportounity for an,
ou u say - orgees, no?
BABS
There's one thing I forgot to tell you on the phone.
FIFI
An wat iz zat?
BABS
Well, I have been letting Buster film me enjoying
myself, and he would like to make a video of you
and me.
FIFI
Nevair, I no want to be exploited az a
skunk porno star.
BABS
The tape will never be seen by anyone but us three,
besides wouldn't you like to have a copy of our fun,
for those lonely nights?
FIFI
Well... When u put eet that way, ou can I zay no?
BUSTER (off screen)
Come on in ladies, I got everything set up.
BABS
Let's go Fifi!
The camera pans along as Babs & Fifi walk into Busters room.
CUT TO: the inside of Buster's room.
BUSTER
Hiya Fifi!
FIFI
Ello Bustair!
BUSTER
Did Babs tell you about the camera?
FIFI
Yez, I theenk it will be much fun.
BABS
Good clean fun, of course, I mean what other kind
is there?
FIFI
I am zure we will find out.
BUSTER
The way your always chasing after boys Fifi, I
never even thought that you and Babs would be
getting it on.
FIFI
Since Warnair Brotherz won't draw any boy skunk
hunks to satisfy me, le sigh, I decided to try
out other avenues.
BUSTER
I'm not enough for you then, eh?
FIFI
Variety iz ze spice o life Bustair, and itz fun too!
BABS
Well, enough with the being open and showing how
cool you are to other ideas, this isn't Roseanne,*
we have nothing to prove.
*(probably already an out-dated reference)
BUSTER
The camera is all ready, I'll just be here enjoying
the show...
Babs and Fifi climbed onto Busters bed. Babs laid back on a big fluffy
pillow as Fifi crawled up to her and sensually licks her on neck.
Fifi began to rub her hand up and down Babs belly, and slowly moved down
lightly brushing the fur around Babs' slit. Fifi moved her other hand up
to massage Babs breasts, as she continued to probe Babs' tight little hole
with her fingers.
Babs cupped one of Fifi's breasts in her hands, and moved her head down
so she could suck on her nipple as she fondled her.
Babs began to moan and buck against Fifi's hand.
BABS
Oh, yes!
Fifi started moving her muzzle down towards Babs muff, in the process turning
herself around, so that her cunt was right in Babs face.
Babs cried out in ecstacy as Fifi's tongue danced across her clit, pushing
harder, licking up and down.
Babs arched her hips against Fifi's lips and buried her face into Fifi's
mound.
Fifi inserted a finger into Babs' love tunnel, as she continued to lap
up her juices.
Babs reaches under a pillow and pulled out her carrot vibrator, and
pressed it against Fifi pussy lips until it slid inside, causing Fifi
to jump with surprise.
Babs pushed the switch on the carrot, causing it to come to life with a
low hum.
Fifi grabbed Babs ankles with her hands for support as Babs began to slide
the large carrot in and out of Fifi's slit.
Babs began moving her toy faster and faster, until Fifi began to shudder
and suddenly lifts her head up.
FIFI
Iz am coming!
Babs continues her actions with the carrot and moves her mouth so she can
get her tongue inside to drink the juices flowing from Fifi.
BABS
Finish me off Fifi!
Fifi, still weak from the orgasm, slowly turned herself around and backed
up so that she was laying between Babs' spread out legs.
Fifi ran her tongue all around the fur on Babs' pubic region, and then moves
in to nibble at her lips and lick her love bud.
BABS
Harder!
Fifi pushed with force so that almost her entire muzzle sank deep into
Babs' tunnel, her long tongue licking every available inch.
Babs begins moaning louder and louder, until she explodes in a frenzy
of orgasmic delight.
Babs and Fifi collapse in each others arms, nuzzling one another.
Buster stands up clapping, his bunnyhood sticking out like a tent pole,
he had obviously gotten very much into watching the act.
BUSTER
That was great, I loved it!
CUT TO: Buster's bed where Babs & Fifi are beginning to recuperate.
FIFI
Woah, I ave been juiced!
BABS
Somehow I figured you would say that.
ZOOM OUT: to a wide shot as Buster walks up to his bed.
BUSTER
Wait until you see the tape, I got some excellent
close up shots of all the tongue action going on!
BABS
Hopefully you learned something.
BUSTER
What's that supposed to mean?
BABS
Oh nothing, just that you have never learned
how to properly eat me out.
BUSTER (angrily)
How am I supposed to compete when you and Fifi
have been giving each other all these lessons
I never knew about?
FIFI
Do not be jealous, Bustair, I have had lots of
practees an ave' learned from ze best.
BUSTER
And who would that be?
FIFI
Ze georgioos Minerva Meenk.
BUSTER
No way!
FIFI
Yez, way!
BABS
I always thought she was too stuck up to have
anything to do with the rest of us.
FIFI
She iz just reely shy.
BABS
Hmmm, I might have to introduce myself to her.
BUSTER
No way Babs, If your not even going to let me
have pictures of her, there is no way I am gonna
let you have fun with her.
BABS
Spoilsport!
FIFI
Do not argue, ze three of us can ave much
fun together.
BABS
Your right Fifi, I guess I was just being a
little greedy. I'm sorry Buster.
BUSTER
I'm sorry too Babs, I was just a little jealous
that you and Fifi were having all the fun
without me.
The bunnies shake hands, Buster pulls Babs in towards him, leans her back,
and gives her a long kiss.
BABS (May West voice)
Is that a carrot in your pocket, or are you just
happy to see me?
Buster looks down and realizes that when he pulled Babs in to kiss her,
his penis has found it's way into Babs love hole.
BUSTER
I guess I am happy to see you.
BABS
Let's see if we can work some of that jealousy out
of you, by allowing you to participate in the
games.
BUSTER
About time, I thought I was going to explode.
FIFI
Ooh la la, now we will make some real bunny
and skunk heet!
Buster & Babs leap onto his bed, only to knock Fifi off in the process.
BUSTER
Sorry.
BABS
Fifi are you ok?
Fifi half climbs up onto the bed.
FIFI
Iz am ok.
BABS
This bed is much to small for all three of us.
BUSTER (joking)
Well when my parents bought it for me, I don't
think they were looking for a bed I could have
an orgy in.
FIFI
So, now what?
BABS
Well if we stack all the pillows in the house on
the floor, we could have a nice little love nest.
BUSTER
Great idea Babsie, I'll go round them up.
Buster darts off out of the room.
FIFI
Bustair iz one well hung bunee hunk.
BABS
Isn't that the truth.
FIFI
So, why do u try an make heem jealous all ze time?
BABS
He doesn't know it, but when he gets jealous
he performs much better.
BABS
Shhhh, here he comes.
The door to the room begins bulging as if there is a tremendous force on
the other side, and then all of a sudden bursts wide open as hundreds of
pillows fly into the room.
BABS
Buster, where did you find all these, you don't
have this many rabbits living here.
BUSTER
It's a toon thing, besides now it will be like
making love on a giant marshmallow.
BABS (joking)
And I have weird ideas?
FIFI
Zis weel be a lot of fun.
Fifi leaps into the air and dives into the pillows, disappearing underneath
them.
BUSTER
Kinda like on "Duck Tales", eh?
BABS
Whatever.
Fifi rises slowly out of the pillows standing on one leg, like a statue
in a fountain.
FIFI
Come on een, ze waterz fine.
BABS
Last one in is a rotten egg!
BUSTER
Or a Plucky!
The bunnies burrow into the pile of pillows, and come up right under
Fifi, causing her to lose her balance and topple backwards, creating
a pile of pink, blue and purple fur.
All three are laughing and giggling.
FIFI (giggling)
Don't do zat!
BUSTER
Than how about this?
Buster plants his mouth on Fifi's crotch and blows.
Babs came up behind Fifi and began stroking her belly and then moved up
to her breasts, holding them in her hands and gently massaged them.
Buster began licking and sucking Fifi's muff which had started to
become wet.
Babs moved her hands back down Fifi's belly, over her hips and down to
her thighs, causing Fifi to spread her legs wide open giving Buster
a better angle to lick at.
Buster was anxiously stroking himself with one hand.
Babs pulled her hands away from Fifi and stood up allowing Fifi to recline
back on the pillows.
BABS
Here, let me do that.
Babs positioned herself so she was laying on top of Fifi at an angle, putting
her muff right in Fifi's face.
Babs reached over for Busters cock, and began stroking it and fondling his
balls.
Knowing that he didn't have to service himself any longer, Buster pulled
his hands away and began using his fingers in unison with his tongue.
Fifi placed her hands on Babs bottom for control and softly kissed her
love bud, followed by softly blowing her hot breath into her pussy, causing
Babs to buck slightly at the sensation.
Babs lowered her mouth, taking Busters tool deep inside her muzzle, until her
nose was buried in his fur. Babs put her hands at the base of Busters cock and
began sliding it in and out of her mouth.
Buster lifts his head up from Fifi.
BUSTER
Oh, oh, Babsie I'm gonna come!
BABS
Not just yet blue boy.
Babs pulled her mouth off with a pop and squeezed his balls, tugging slightly
down on them, causing his urges to subside.
BUSTER
Where did you learn that?
BABS
From that Kama Sutra Toons book that you saw at my
place.
Babs lifted her leg up, and rolled off of Fifi, whose mouth was dripping
with Babs' juices.
FIFI
Is zat where I left it at!
Buster sits up, and licks off all the wetness on his muzzle with his tongue.
FIFI
I ave no idea, what u are complaining about Babs,
Bustair is a master at ze tongue bath.
BUSTER
Why'd you stop Babsie?
BABS
It's been so long since breakfast, and we missed
lunch, so I figured now would be a better time
than never...
BUSTER
For what?
Babs pulls out the can of carrot flavored whipped cream.
BABS (grinning)
A sundae.
Babs takes the can and makes stripes around Busters stiff member, so that
it looks like a blue and white barber pole, finishing off her creation
by spraying whipped cream all around the base of his penis.
Both Fifi & Babs begin using short, cat like licks to clean Buster off.
Babs moves downwards as she meticulously sucks and licks the whipped cream
out of Busters fur.
Fifi takes a long slow lick all along the underside of Busters tool, from
the base to the tip, getting whipped cream all over her face.
FIFI
U taste betair than those ice cream pops
zey made of u.
BUSTER
Just wait until you get to the creamy center!
Buster leans up to Fifi and licks the whipped cream off her nose. Their
tongues intertwine as they began to french kiss each other.
Babs looks up and decides to join in, so that all of their muzzles are
pressed together, and the whipped cream is passed from mouth to mouth.
Fifi breaks away and returns to her original treat as Buster reclines back
while never breaking his lip lock with Babs. The Bunnies roam around each
others' faces, nibbling at the fur on the neck, licking each others ears, and
everywhere in between.
Fifi grasps Buster's penis with both hands and begins bobbing up and
down on the tip, going a little further each time until she has taken
him all in, her tongue swirling around the base, licking up the last
remaining bits of whipped cream.
BUSTER
I can't hold back, I'm going to come!
Buster closes his eyes and begins to shudder as he pumps his load into
Fifi's waiting mouth.
Fifi takes in as much as she can, but she soon has sticky white cum dripping
out of the corners of her mouth.
FIFI
Oh, Baby, zat is what I like!
Fifi squeezes the Busters cock to extract the last few drops of semen,
licks them off the tip, and swallows.
BABS
I can't wait any longer Buster, I have to have
you inside me.
BUSTER
Keep going at this pace and your going to give
me blue balls!
BABS
How would you tell?
Babs straddles herself above Busters cock, and positions it so the head pressing
against her opening.
BABS
Just lay back and enjoy the ride.
Buster lets out a groan, but happily complies.
Babs slides her body down as Busters hard length disappears into her wet,
warm hole.
Both Bunnies let out a sigh of pleasure.
Babs just sits there for a moment, enjoying the feeling, as Buster reaches
up to fondle her breasts.
Babs than begins rocking back and forth, slowly moving herself up and down
Busters member, until she reaches a steady rhythm.
Fifi sits back, and proceeds to rub her crotch in sync with Babs motions.
Babs motions become faster and faster, until at last her back arches and
she goes into waves of orgasm.
BABS
Oh yes! Oh! Oh!
Babs' increased rhythm triggers Buster's orgasm as well, causing him to shoot
his hot load deep into Babs' inner regions.
Babs begins to gasp and coo as her insides are splattered with Busters seed.
Fifi, moves over and licks Babs' pussy, lapping up the cum that is oozing out.
BABS
That was intense! I think I'm finally spent.
Buster eyes his flaccid penis.
BUSTER
That's good, I doubt I could have done anymore.
Fifi (pouting)
No fair, u two ave had more orgasms than me!
BABS
I'm sorry Fifi, let us make it up to you.
BUSTER
What? I told you I'm out.
BABS
You always think with your dick,
there are other ways to satisfy Fifi.
Babs pulls out the can of whipped cream again and puts the nozzle right
inside Fifi's tight cunt, filling it full of whipped cream.
FIFI
Eeek, zats cold!
BABS
Prepare yourself for a pink and blue ecstacy.
The Bunnies move in, licking out dollops of the sweet whipped cream that
is becoming mixed with Fifi's even sweeter juices.
FIFI
Two bunnee tongues at once, I am in heaveen.
As the whipped cream is gradually consumed, the bunnies' rough tongues become
even more effective on Fifi, both of their hot breaths adding even more
to the sensation.
Buster moves up and gently uses his buck teeth to nibble at Fifi's clit.
Babs continues her tongue dance on the fur around Fifi's love tunnel, and
inserts a finger to stimulate Fifi's g-spot, causing her muscles to contract
around Babs' finger followed by a wave of powerful multi-orgasms.
FIFI
Now I ave *really* been juiced!
Babs extracts her sopping wet finger and licks it clean, Buster drinks
in the remaining wetness.
BABS (commercial salesperson voice)
Satisfaction guaranteed!
BUSTER (joking)
Or your next one's free!
Buster gets up and walks over to the camcorder, Fifi is still lying
back, staring into space, and Babs is cleaning herself. (use your
imagination :)
Buster pops the tape out of the camera.
BUSTER
Well, here it is, our adventures recorded for
future use...
BABS
Just don't get it all sticky, before the rest
of us get to watch it.
BUSTER (sarcastic)
Ha, ha!
Fifi comes to her senses and sits up.
FIFI
Phew, it reeely smelz in here, an zat is coming
from a skunk.
BABS
Ahh, I love the smell of spooge in the morning.
BUSTER
I better air this place out, or my parents will
think I had an orgy in here or something.
BABS
You did.
BUSTER
Oh, Yeah.
BABS
We better get cleaned up first, I can't go outside
all wet and gooey.
BUSTER (joking)
But that's how you always look.
Babs throws a pillow at buster, this time with such force that he gets
smashed into the wall.
BUSTER (woozy)
Pillow joke number three.
BABS
That hack writer, must be running out of
new material.
Fifi, walks over next to Babs.
FIFI
I am weeth Babs, I need ze shower too, I do not
want my fur to become all matted.
BUSTER
Ok, ok, so go already, you know where the shower
is, I think there is some bar soap under the sink.
FIFI
Merci, Bustair, I get ze first shower.
BABS
Let's share.
BUSTER
Sheesh, she keeps going and going and going.
BABS
Coming Buster?
BUSTER
Pass, I have had enough action for one day.
BABS
Suit yourself.
Babs and Fifi run into the bathroom, running water and much giggling can
be heard as Buster begins cleaning up all the pillows and other items
in his room.
Babs & Fifi emerge from the bathroom, sparkling clean (there is actually
little white sparkles shimmering around their bodies, Babs if fully dressed
in her usual yellow blouse, pink skirt and matching ear ribbons, Fifi is
of course nude as usual.
BABS
It's all yours.
Buster hops into the bathroom and re-appears less than a second later,
all clean and dressed.
BABS
That was quick, how did you do that?
BUSTER
Special FX.
BABS
Boy these jokes are old.
FIFI
I am starving, all zis passion gives me an
appetite.
BABS
Me too, I am famished.
BUSTER
Well, there's no food in the house, how's a
Weenie Burger sound?
BABS
I didn't know they could talk.
BUSTER
Cut me a break, lets bolt before I run out of
witty comebacks.
BABS
Too late.
Fade to black, then fade back in at Weenie Burgers, showing Buster, Babs and
Fifi, walking in from the front door.
BUSTER
You two go find a seat, I'll get the food.
Babs & Fifi, walk into the distance, as Buster walks up to the counter.
BUSTER
Three burgers, two with extra carrots, and
three small strawberry shakes.
MITCH
Um, you want popcorn with that?
BUSTER
Why would I want popcorn with burgers and shakes?
MITCH
Um... Uh... I'll have to ask my manager.
BUSTER
Forget it, just give me my order.
Buster hands the money to the Mitch and picks up the tray of food.
CUT TO: Babs & Fifi sitting at a booth, as Buster walks up and sets down
the tray.
Plucky, walks into WB, and over to their table.
PLUCKY
Hey, guys!
BUSTER
Hiya, Plucky.
BABS
Hi, Plucky.
FIFI
Ello, Plucky.
PLUCKY
Say, Buster, how about loaning me that "Bonkers"
tape of yours, I know I have the star quality they
are looking for...
BUSTER
Oh, uh, I kinda lost that tape.
PLUCKY
Oh sure, you just want to hog the fame all to
yourself, some friend you are.
Buster crosses his fingers behind his back.
BUSTER
Honestly, Plucky, I lost it.
PLUCKY
You won't be able to keep this all to yourself,
I'll just go down there, and get an appointment
with Eisner myself.
BUSTER
Steven's not going to like you doing that.
PLUCKY
What he doesn't know, won't hurt him.
Plucky turns around and proceeds to walk away from the table, when there
is a loud crash and the ceiling of Weenie Burgers falls in.
PLUCKY
What the...?
The dust clears to reveal a group of stormtroopers, one of which points
a finger at Plucky.
STORMTROOPER #1
Plucky Duck, the boss requests your presence.
Plucky swallows the lump in his throat.
PLUCKY
Uh, yeah, well you see, I can't right now, I have
to go visit my grandmother, and I have a cake in
the oven. So maybe later, let's do lunch.
One of the stormtroopers grabs Plucky by the shirt, lifting him into the air.
STORMTROOPER #2
It is not a request.
PLUCKY (pleadingly)
Mother!
Babs leans over into the shot.
BABS
Hey Plucky, if you don't make it back can I
have your stereo?
Before Plucky can answer the stormtroopers beam out.
BUSTER
Kinda mixing up the movies there.
BABS
When you got ILM at your disposal, you can do
what you want.
BUSTER
True.
BABS
I guess Plucky got what was coming to him.
BUSTER
Yeah, but I kinda agree with him, I mean we have
to find work, these cameos they have us doing are
just not paying.
FIFI
At, leest u two have had some cameos, zey didn't
even use me when they did that french episode wit
ze little girl an ze dog.
BABS
That was a raw deal.
BUSTER
So what do we do then?
BABS
I like it here, I don't want to leave Warner
Brothers or Acme Acres.
BUSTER
Me either.
FIFI
Nor I.
BABS
Maybe we could get all our fans to write letters
to get us back on the air...
BUSTER
Get real Babs, as if that would ever work, remember
the response we got during pledge week?
BABS
Oh yeah...
BUSTER
I know, let's plead our case to Steven, it
couldn't hurt.
BABS
I dunno, look what happened when Plucky rocked
the boat.
BUSTER
What's he gonna do, were the stars, remember?
BABS
Correction, former stars.
BUSTER
Well, let's change that.
BABS
Why not... Coming Fifi?
FIFI
Eavens' No! Your method of bunnee travel
would get me all dirtee.
BABS
Ok, catch you later then!
Buster & Babs dive head first into the floor of Weenie Burgers, tearing it to
shreds and begin burrowing to their destination.
CUT TO: inside of Steven's office, video game machines are all over the place,
Steven is sitting in his chair behind his desk, making hand gestures
and taking to himself.
The tile in his office begins to bulge and Buster & Babs rocket out of
the new hole they just made in the floor.
BUSTER
Ta Da!
BABS
It's us, your favorite furry friends.
Steven pays no attention to them and keeps on talking to himself.
BUSTER
I knew it, he's finally cracked, all the wealth
and fame, must have gotten to him.
BABS
I knew those three, um, whatever-they-are's would
eventually drive him over the edge.
The bunnies race over and hop on top of Steven's desk.
BABS
Yoo hoo, Steven?
Buster grabs the side of Steven's chair yanks on it, causing it and Steven
to spin around in a blur.
STEVEN
What? Oh, Buster & Babs, what are you doing here?
BUSTER
We've been here, are you all right?
STEVEN
I must have been distracted, good to see you
though.
BABS
What were you doing anyway?
STEVEN
I was just practicing my acceptance speech for
the Oscars tonight.
BUSTER (whispering to Babs)
Sheesh, make the most influential picture of the
decade and you assume you won!
BABS
Hush, we caught him at a good time, lets tell him
our problem.
(This was all written before the awards were actually given out - Lynx)
Steven looks over the heads of the bunnies, eyeing the floor.
STEVEN
Can't you two learn to use the door? I just
had that floor put in.
Babs runs over to the hole, trying to push it back together with her
foot, but not accomplishing anything.
BABS (nervous)
Heh heh, it's just a little thing we do.
STEVEN
Never mind, I'll have my slave fix it up.
BUSTER & BABS
Your slave?!
Steven presses a button on the intercom.
STEVEN
Get in here and clean up the floor.
Plucky plods in, a ball and chain on one ankle.
PLUCKY
Yes, Sir, yes Mr. Spielberg, I'll clean it up right
away, I'll never disobey you again.
Steven sits back in his chair, contented.
BUSTER (whispering to Babs)
I want to re-read the fine print in my contract.
BABS
Me too.
STEVEN
So, what can I do for you, make it quick - I have
sky diving lessons at four.
BUSTER
It's the show Steven, or the lack of it. We're
bored, we need work!
STEVEN
Well...
Babs grabs steven by the face, and strokes his beard.
BABS
Please Steven, we no longer go anywhere or do
anything, please, puhlease, puhleeease!
Buster leans over to Steven.
BUSTER
Don't you hate it when she does that?
STEVEN
Can you two keep a secret?
The bunnies nod their heads.
BABS & BUSTER
Of course.
STEVEN
Because what I am going to tell you can not be
repeated to anyone at all, I'm willing to let you
two know, since you were my original cartoon stars,
and you deserve it.
BUSTER (blushing, country accent)
Aw, shucks.
BABS
So what is it?
STEVEN
You understand though, that if I ever find out you
leaked this, your days here are through, I can have
you deported to that chipmunk show with a snap of
my fingers.
BUSTER
Ouch!
STEVEN
Huh?
BABS
Inside joke. So what is the secret, you can trust
us, you have our words.
STEVEN
Ok, well nothing is finalized yet, But there are
plans to bring a Warner network on-line, and when
that happens, we already have a staff lined up to
begin new episodes of "Tiny Toon Adventures".
Buster & Babs almost faint.
BABS
That's great!
BUSTER
I never dreamed this would happen, I thought maybe
you could just get us parts on "Animaniacs" or
something.
BABS
Will the show be the same?
STEVEN
Everything will look the same, but the writers have
decided to spice up the dialogue, making it more
adult along the lines of "Animaniacs".
BUSTER
Awesome, finally a chance to do some drama!
STEVEN
Not quite, it will remain a comedy show, people
want to have fun, they can watch the news for
serious material.
BABS
Relatively speaking.
The alarm on Steven's watch goes off, playing the TTA theme song.
STEVEN
Gotta motor, keep in touch you two.
BABS
You bet!
BUSTER
Thanks again Steven, you don't know how much
this means to us.
STEVEN
Not a problem.
Buster & Babs hop into the floor creating a new hole right where Plucky
had just fixed the old one.
STEVEN
Guys!
Buster & Babs poke their heads out of the hole.
BUSTER & BABS
Yes?
STEVEN
Don't lose the burrowing gag, I like it after all.
Buster makes the O.K. symbol
BUSTER
Gotcha!
STEVEN
One more thing, just in case you were wondering,
all the animation on the new show will be done
by TMS.
BUSTER
Excellent!
BABS
Now we can quit talking out of the sides
of our mouths.
Buster & Babs disappear down the hole, leaving a trail as they burrow out the
door of the office and down the hallway.
CUT TO: outside shot of offices as the burrow trail continues to move.
BABS (voice only)
Oh Buster, isn't this wonderful, lets celebrate.
BUSTER
What did you have in mind, we can't have a party,
since we can't tell anyone.
BABS
Oh, you'll see, it'll be a private party...
FADE TO BLACK
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LYNX
Wishful thinking, but maybe it will become a reality !
LYNX
Since when do we deal in reality ?
LYNX
Your talking to yourself again.
THE CAPTAIN
I wish Lynx would learn how to write! :)
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