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Robosmut II is currently underway on the new Sherwood
Forest (619-276-5603). Formatted files such as this one for
Robosmut and Robosmut II are available on Sysware ST Online
619-278-8671. Robosmut: The Smutinels was written as a
take-off of the Sentinels, the new Robotech series which is
scheduled to air soon (although maybe not at all now thanks
to Carl Macek's BS, see The Sherwood Forest for details).
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Robotech is not a kids show, it's an interesting saga which
appeals to many adults as well as teenagers. If you do not
like Robosmut, too bad. All typos are copyright (C) 2012 Wet
Panties, Inc. The author is in no way responsible for any
rapes, molestations, or perversions caused by this file.
Experience the amazing saga of ROBOSMUT!, the most insane,
raunchy, and funny story ever written. What are people
saying about ROBOSMUT?
"Excellent. Beautiful. Fulfilling. A work of art, a
definite collectable." -Demonicus
"Fantastic. I'm very impressed, and I can't wait for the
sequel. I especially like Minmei's murder and Kyle's
indictment." -Charles Balter
"Shore, dudez, loike, Ream-0-Tech be de aweshome ting!!!"
-Shawn Tum
"Hmmmm." -Dean Brodie
"They can't be doing this, they can't!" -Lisa Hayes Hunter
"Where's the Grease?" -Del Scoville
"Not bad. My son has done a great job." -Paul Muad'Dib
"Untrue! Untrue! I'll sue, they'll never get away with it!
Arrgghhh!!!" -Reggie Byers
"Devestating!" -Admiral Hayes
"What are they doing, they will destroy us both!" -Dolza
"Where I come from that kind of move is called a copout!"
-Angie Dante
Yes, be sure to pick up your personalized copy of the
original Robosmut. Nowhere else will you read such hilarity,
such unrestrained filth. This is a once-in-a-lifetime offer,
so pick up your copy of the book which spent less than twenty
years on the Macross Times Best Seller List!
Robosmut - Page 1
What Is Robosmut?
A while ago a new trend developed on an Atari Bulletin
Board System known as the Nymph Node. Chuck Balter, the
Sysop of that BBS, created a new message base on the system
which would be called The Story Board, where users would tell
an impromptu story. Each user would log on, and continue the
plot where the last user left off. The idea is not a new
one, and "Add A Storyline" boards can be found on BBS's
everywhere.
Well, a few days after the Story Board was put up my
Robotech-loving friends and I moved in and took it over. We
were determined to have things our way, and spread our
Robotech-facism as far as we could. Basing our ideas on a
future time some twenty or so years beyond the end of the
Macross Saga, we carried the characters we all know and love
into the future, to play their respective parts in a further
segment of the Robotech, which would never be told anywhere
but here. The story we began would come to be known as
Robosmut.
Robosmut is funny, raunchy, sexy, and definetly not for
children. It's a comical parody, which is almost totally
unorganized, and flows with about as much uniformity as
Colorado rapids. With several authors, the plots sometimes
take wild turns, and characters are killed off as quickly as
they are introduced. The personal writing styles of each
contributing author shine through, making the story take on a
kind of community-identity. And while some people pitched in
more than others, no one person can take credit for the
project.
As long and drawn-out as Robosmut is now, it's size is
growing, and, as popularity for the concept spreads, it's
growth will continue to increase exponentially. The sequel
to Robosmut called Robosmut II: Beyond the Smutinels, is
currently being written now on the Sherwood Forest BBS.
There is no end in sight. If you own a computer and a modem,
you are more than welcome to join in on the storywriting. No
experience is needed, and since the board is opened to ASCII
and ATASCII users alike, no one computer/modem user has an
excuse not to call. The number of the BBS is 619-276-5603.
Another 'Tech BBS is the Dog House, at 619-582-7447. Call
now!
And so the story begins. I'm sure you will find the story
as unique as Robotech itself, and, although the plot seems to
change like the wind, there is a lot of good writing. If you
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are offended by the language or character contact scenes, we
apologize, but, as the title implies, smut is the order of
the day. Enjoy Robosmut, and look for volume II on a BBS
near you!
Leto II
Prologue
In the year 2034, the final attack was launched by Admiral
Rick Hunter against the Invid invaders who had taken the
Earth as their fief. Space battle cruisers defolded by the
hundreds to combat the Invid fighters, and the new Veritech
Shadow Fighters were taken into the battle for the first
time.
One ship, however, failed to join the myriad of attack
cruisers gathering to attack Reflex Point. Admiral Rick
Hunter's flagship, the SDF-3, bearing Admiral Lisa Hunter,
singing sensation Lynn Minmei, her ex-partner Lynn Kyle, a
young Lieutenant named Eve Exywoman, king of crisco Del
Scoville, and, of course, Admiral Hunter himself, Supreme
Commander of the armed forces of the Pioneer Expedition,
never arrived to take part in the battle. The ship was
presumed lost by the humans, but that, in fact, was not the
case at all.
Due to an structural error in the hyperspace fold system
caused by the lack of Tranzor Z, a mineral necessary for
proper operation of fold-generators, the SDF-3 was thrown
haphazardly across the stars, to appear in a strange galaxy
thousands of light-years away from home. The fold system
disappeared into thin air, just as it did on the SDF-3's
ancestor, the SDF-1. The miss-fold caused a pan-dimensional
rift to be opened across the universe, which would eventually
pose the greatest threat to humanity it would ever face.
For the next year the crew of the SDF-3 tried to rebuild
their missing fold-generator, in order to make the fold back
to Earth, but they were unsuccessful at each attempt. They
had to plans, nothing to base the design on. Approximately
one year after the miss-fold, the SDF-3 encountered an
Earth-ship, drifting helplessly in the void of space, which
bore none other than the illustrious 15th Tactical Armored
Division, and a strange alien woman named Marlene. The 15th
had gone out in search of the expeditionary mission after the
defeat of the Robotech Masters, and through the most amazing
stroke of luck, had been discovered by Rick Hunter's ship,
just days after their power failed. Dana Sterling and Bowie
Grant were reunited with their parents, but Marlene was
heartbroken to find that Scott Bernard, the man she loved
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very deeply, who had gone out in search of Admiral Hunter's
ship, had not arrived.
Soon afterward, Max and Miriya's fighter squadron, the
Vengence Group, disappeared when on a routine patrol and was
never heard from again. They were presumed dead. A few days
later the humans on the SDF-3 encountered a strange alien
craft of completely unknown origin. The strange ship nearly
collided with the micronian battle-fortress, then disappeared
into the ebony dimension rift which had been opened by the
SDF-3 in it's uncontrolled journey through space. Rick and
his crew were confounded and the strange beauty of the
aliens, who appeared as tempting female spectres, able to
take physical humanoid form. In a scuffle with an alien who
had been captured, Martin Bernard, Scott's younger brother,
was killed. They didn't know it at the time, but the
micronians had just had their first encounter with the Inaud,
a race of war-like female beings whose technology had evolved
even past that of their brother race, the Invid.
And now we begin with the ongoing story of Robosmut...
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Chapter One
Prelude To Prelude To Battle
As Dana Sterling and Jeanne Franciax, a woman whom she had
just met (who by pure accident was her EXACT double), became
friends in the Medical Center, Rick was in his cabin thinking
about things in general. Would they ever get back to the
Earth? he asked himself. Their home-world was so far away,
and without the ability to make a new fold generator, they
would spend the rest of their days far away from home.
Lying on his bed, staring up at the ceiling, Rick's
thoughts began to wander, and he found himself thinking about
Roy Fokker, his "big brother," who had once appeared to him
in a vision while he was sitting on the bridge of the SDF-3.
Roy's words echoed in Rick's mind, "Hello Rick. I see you've
come a long way, and I have every faith that you'll survive
these terrible times. But remember, Rick, don't be afraid to
put yourself at the mercy of what you believe in. Faith, I
have learned, is worth all the protoculture in the universe."
Rick didn't understand what this meant, but he did value any
advice from his old buddy, Roy.
Just as the clock signaled 2200 hours, his vid-com chimed.
Rick was less than surprised to see the image of Lynn Minmei
on the screen.
"Rick," said Minmei, "please come over tonight. I want
you." She batted her eyes, and put on a pleading expression
she knew was guaranteed to get Rick's eager attention.
Rick was reluctant to continue his behind-closed-doors
relationship with Minmei, and he felt terribly guilty about
how he was treating Lisa. He told her this.
"Oh Rick," she giggled, "that's so childish. We're
adults, and we all have needs. I know I do..."
"Minmei, it's just not right! What happened in the
Daedalus bay was an accident, and we were damn lucky we
weren't seen. I'm not so sure we weren't...And besides, I
love Lisa, and she is my wife. I can't risk hurting her."
Minmei began to sob, and tears emerged from the corners of
her eyes, and ran slowly down her face (a nifty trick she had
picked up in acting school). "Oh Rick, please don't do this
to me. You know I still have feelings of intense love for
you. Okay, I didn't want to marry you before we left the
Earth, but I never stopped loving you. And Lisa can't have
you all to herself!"
"Minmei, you've got to stop this."
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Her tears began to subside. "Oh Rick, it was so good with
you in the landing bay. You were so experienced, and you
gave me so much. I cherish the memory of our lovemaking."
Then her face turned sour. "You don't know what it's like
living with Del Scoville. He's a good singer, and an
important backup for my act, so I need him. But he's a
horrible lover. Did you know that the first time he tried to
make love to me, he put it in the wrong hole! I tried to
tell him what he was doing wrong, but he just told me that he
was right, and I must have been mistaken. He's always doing
things like that."
Rick was not without sympathy. "It must be terribly
unfulfilling for you. You're a beautiful and ample lover,
Minmei, and you deserve better."
"It is terrible, Rick. That's why it means so much to me
when we're together. I want you Rick, tonight. My door is
open, and I'll be expecting you." Then she signed off and
was gone.
Rick was in dire straights. He wanted so much to go and
be with Minmei, to caress her soft smooth skin, take her
nipple in his mouth and suckle gently. But what about Lisa?
Could he risk making love with Minmei and jeopardize the
relationship he and Lisa had built over the course of so many
years? Yes, he could.
* * *
Rick took a civil transport to Minmei's quarters, and
knocked on the door. Minmei answered, dressed in a long fur
robe. "Hello Rick," she said, taking his hat and coat.
"Please come in."
"Minmei," Rick said, "you smell wonderful. What's is
that?"
"It's a new purfume. It's called 'O De Protoculture' and
it costs $200 an ounce."
"It's underpriced."
Then Minmei took Rick in her arms and kissed him
passionately on the mouth. After some time, the kiss
subsided, and Minmei stared lustfully into Rick's eyes.
"Rick," she said seductivly, "I've got something to give to
you." Without warning she unfastened the clasp on her robe,
letting it fall to the ground.
Rick gasped as the vision of loveliness filled his eyes.
Her soft breasts, so perfectly formed, clung to her chest,
rising and falling slowly as she breathed. Rick lowered his
gaze to the dark patch between her legs, and felt a quiver of
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pleasure lace through his errect member, as anticipation
filled him.
"Well, Rick. What do you think?" Minmei turned around to
expose her shapely ass, firm but not over-muscular, and
looked at Rick over her shoulder. "Where do you want me,
Rick?"
"M-Minmei," he studdered. "You're so...so..."
"Beautiful?"
"Y-Yes."
Then Minmei walked over to Rick. "Why Rick," she said in
mock-suprise, "you've still got your clothes on!" She
slipped her arms around his waist and said, "We'll just have
to fix that, won't we?"
After Minmei had helped Rick out of his clothes, she
escorted him upstairs to the bed room.
"Rick," moaned Minmei, as her nude lover brought his face
from her neck to her firm breasts, "do you love me? I mean,
really love me?"
Rick took the tip of Minmei's soft left breast out of his
mouth, and answered, "Minmei, you know I do. I always have,
and I always will." Then he went back to caressing and
stroking her body.
"Good," she replied, then, "Oh! Rick..." He had just
brought his face down to her muff, and had begun probing with
his tongue. "Oh! Rick, that's good. More!" Rick continued
stimulating Minmei's clitoris with his tongue, as he ran his
finger along the line of her inner lips. Feeling the hot
dampness of Minmei's natural emotion lotion, he knew she was
ready for intercourse.
Rick rose up and, spreading Minmei's legs gently but
firmly, guided his cock into her vaginal opening. "Oh!" they
both groaned. Rick withdrew his penis, only to thrust it
back again, this time with more force. Again and again he
drove it into the warm folds of her flesh, causing waves of
pleasure to flow through both of them. Minmei had begun to
moan quite loudly, and Rick hoped that no one could hear.
Finally, Rick knew Minmei was ready. Gathering his
strength, he rose one final time, and thrust his shaft into
her. His cock bit deep, and Minmei's orgasmic discharge of
fluid soaked the bed (and the two lovers with it). Then Rick
let go, and his climax left Minmei's twat filled with hot,
sticky, male orgasmic essence. The two lovers, utterly
exausted after their soul-shattering sexual collision,
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embraced each other, and pledged their undying love for each
other.
* * *
Meanwhile, Dana and Jeanne were in the officer's lounge,
talking about their strange genetic similarity and what
possible relation the two women might possess (perhaps they
were clones), when Bowie walked in. He was shocked the sight
of the two identical ladies, and suddenly thoughts of a
perverted threesome raced through his mind. Putting on his
best John Wayne face, he sauntered over to the two women and
said, "Hey, girls, how about going over to my place and play
Hide the Salami with a REAL salami?"
Jeanne looked over to Dana. "He's cute...Is this your
aide?" she said. "Well, Mr. Grant-"
"Oh please, lovely lady," Bowie said, taking her hand,
"call me Bowie."
"Alright, Bowie...About your offer of Hide the Salami...I
don't know. I don't really like salami. Maybe if you make
it a Bologna..."
Dana was overjoyed. "Oh, gee, Jeanne! That sounds like a
great idea! But lets go to the PX first so I can get some
candles and a vibrating shower head for the other
activities!"
What have I gotten myself into now, thought Bowie?
* * *
While Bowie was experiencing the intense sexual pleasure
of having sex with Dana Sterling and Jeanne Franciax at the
same time (with Bowie trying desperately to satisfy the two
wild women), Rick was leaving the home of Lynn Minmei. It
was late, nearly two o'clock and Rick was ready to go home
and go to bed. But his mind was muddled, filled with strange
crisscrossing thoughts of Lisa and Minmei, one whose
dedication and patience were without end, and the other whose
physical and sexual attraction could be challenged by few
women. He loved Lisa, but he loved Minmei as well. Minmei
had been his first true love, after all, and that fact had to
account for something, didn't it?.
Lost in thought as he was, Rick didn't notice the gaze of
one very attractive young lady, a Lieutenant by the name of
Eve S. Exywoman. Lt. Exywoman was enthralled at the sight of
Rick Hunter, a man who, for nearly a year, she had wanted.
She couldn't explain why she was so strongly attracted to
this particular man that she would forsake all other men, but
the the fact remained that she had not taken a lover since
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she fell in love with Admiral Hunter.
As Rick disappeared down a side corridor, Eve reflected
back to the first time she met Admiral Hunter. She had been
assigned as the third backup aide for Vice Admiral Kramer,
the ship's third officer. When the Vice Admiral's first two
aides had gotten sick, Eve was called in to run an errand.
"Lieutenant," Vice Admiral Kramer had said, "I want you to
deliver this sealed message to Admiral Hunter immediately.
He's in his private quarters at this moment. It's very
important message, so please hurry."
Ever the dutiful military woman, Eve had replied, "Yes
sir."
So Eve took leave of the Vice Admiral, and proceeded to
Admiral Rick Hunter's quarters. She rang the bell, and heard
Rick's voice through the door, "Who is it?"
"Admiral, sir, I am Lieutenant Exywoman, with an important
sealed message from Vice Admiral Kramer. Are you decent,
sir?"
"Oh course I'm decent! Come in..."
Assured that she would find no unpleasant surprises
waiting for her, Eve did as she was told, and entered the
Admiral's room. Standing in the middle of the living room
was Rick Hunter, naked as the proverbial jaybird. He had a
penis-enlarging tube on his member, and looked as though he
was experiencing discomfort, trying to make his dick bigger.
Eve was terribly embarrassed, and turned away immediately.
"Admiral, I thought you said you were decent!"
Rick was enjoying doing this to a subbie, and would NEVER
forget the expression on her face when she saw his nudity.
He said, "Of course, Lieutenant, I'm a very decent guy."
(Actually, Rick and Kramer had planned the whole thing out
that morning, to play a joke on the woman).
"Lieutenant, leave the packet on the bed next to the
vibrating portable vagina."
Eve did so, then left, but from that moment on, she
couldn't get the image of Rick, his powerful muscles, strong
jaw, and full-sized manhood out of her head. She realized
that she was in love with Admiral Hunter, and she wanted to
make him hers someday. She wanted to feel his strong hands
on her breasts, feel his errect organ inside her. So strong
were these totally unexplainable feelings of love and desire
she held for Rick, that she knew life would never be worth
living without him.
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Standing in the hallway, she began to fantasize about what
making love with him would be like. As she envisioned Rick,
standing nude before her, her heart rate increased. As she
imagined Rick kissing her hard on the mouth, caressing her
breasts as he did so, her mouth started to water. As she
pondered Rick, the strong and brave man she wanted to make
love to, with her trim smooth legs wrapped around him, she
felt a dampness in her crotch. She idly began to masturbate,
and, as the intensity of the emptiness within her grew,
taking with it the awareness of her nearly uncontrollable
lust for her commanding officer, her knees started to become
weak. Her skin grew suddenly clammy, and a string of spittle
dropped from her lip and landed on her breast, the beautiful,
fantastic breast which would belong to no man but Rick
Hunter. As her fantasy came to a climax she experienced the
euphoria of glorious orgasm, which dampened the crotch of her
uniform pants. She fell to her knees, and wept for fifteen
minutes. She needed to make love to that man, for the part
of her that had targeted him for the total love of the soul,
much less of the body, would not be fulfilled with a mere
lover.
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ROBOSMUT: The Smutinels
Chapter Two
A New Dusk
Meanwhile, Bowie was having a meaningful sexual
experience, maneuvering his Black Beauty inside Jeanne's
writhing flesh, fondling her silky white breasts, kissing her
passionately on the mouth. Bowie had known no better lover
than Jeanne Franciax, not even Dana (with whom he'd been
known to spend an occasional maneuver with from time to
time). Even the lovemaking trio of Musica, Allegra, and the
re-clone of Octavia had left him less satisfied than Jeanne.
Bowie and Jeanne, two people who had never been considered
part of the social-sexual uprising, had found that, through
the grace of God, they could make fantastic love to one
another.
"Nice thrust, Bowie," said Dana, who was entertaining
herself by carefully analyzing the erotic scene before her.
"Now try it with Jeanne on top again..."
* * *
Meanwhile, in her private unadorned cabin, Marlene, the
Invid simulagent, was lying nude on her bed. She was
thinking about poor Scott Bernard, lost among the stars,
probably dead (especially as he left to traverse the universe
in a single-engine Beta!). Where was the man she loved? She
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knew he must have feelings for her, but there still was that
little bit of doubt. After all, Scott had been such a
hard-nosed geek, and he couldn't even say the simple words,
"I love you," to her, just because she was an Invid. Please
hurry, Scott my darling, and find me. I can only save my
virginity for so long, you know...
As she continued to brood about her beloved Scott, she
brought her hands to her crotch, and probed with clammy
fingers. She wanted Scott to do this wonderful thing to her
and make her feel like a woman. Oh well, she thought, I'm
stranded alone at the gas station of love, and I have to use
the self-service pump. She got up, selected a porno-movie to
watch, got her vibrator and copy of Play-Being from the
closet, and proceeded to masturbate her way into oblivion...
* * *
Women, Rick thought, as he continued his walk through the
ship. Who needs 'em at all? He wasn't watching where he was
going and walked straight into Eve Exywoman.
He was about to say, "Watch it, Laser Brain," but stopped
when he gazed into her eyes. "Oh!" said Rick. "I'm terribly
sorry, miss." God she was beautiful...!
"That's okay," replied Eve. "It was my fault." It's him!
He touched me!
"No, it was my fault. I insist that you let me make up
for it. May I buy you a drink, Miss..."
"Exywoman. Lieutenant Eve S. Exywoman. And yes, I'd love
to go for a drink." Was it possible? Is he actually
attracted to her?
"Fine. I'm Adm-"
"Admiral Rick Hunter. I know, sir. You may or may not
remember me, but I definetly remember you. Please call me
Eve if you like."
"Well, Eve, you be sure to call me Rick. Do you know
where the nearest bar is?"
"Yes, the Lynn Kyle Bar and Grill is right down the
street. Why don't we go there, Admi-uh, I mean Rick." She
was quivering with anticipation.
"No, that's a gay bar. Besides, they're closed for two
weeks while they do the annual sheet-washing. The sheets on
all the beds were getting pretty crusty from all the
ejaculation. No, I definetly do not want to go there. How
about the Bamboo Disco?"
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Robosmut - Page 12
"Great, let's go."
* * *
At a quiet table in the corner at the disco, Rick and Eve
sat and talked. "So, Eve," said Rick, "what does the S in
your middle name stand for?"
"Huh? Why did you suddenly think of that?"
"I don't know," replied Rick. "I just thought about it so
I asked. If the subject's too personal it's all right with
me."
Eve was not about to offend Rick by refusing to tell him
her middle name. "I don't mind talking about it. My middle
name is Shinji. It's a japanese word."
"Really," inquired Rick, "what does it mean?"
"It means 'pearl'."
Wow, Rick thought, how totally fitting. She's not a
pearl, she's a gem, and if I play my cards right, she might
show me her oyster...
* * *
As they walked down the street towards Rick's quarters,
they talked on various subjects. Eve was obviously an
intelligent woman, who spoke her mind well, Rick observed,
and she's an incredibly beautiful woman, too. Being taller
than her, Rick was easily able to look down her top and see
her generous chest, firmly shaped to perfection. Her breasts
were so soft and tan, and the tips of his fingers could
almost feel the soft golden peach fuzz which dotted them.
Soon Rick found himself quite aroused, and he envisioned how
wonderful a night of passionate and powerful lovemaking with
this woman would be.
When they arrived at the Admiral's cabin around three
o'clock a.m. hours, Rick said, "Well, this is my room."
"I know," replied Eve. "I've been here before."
"You have? When?"
Eve explained about the events of her first meeting with
him, about how she walked in on the naked man at his
invitation, and was embarrassed at the sight of his nudity.
"Ha ha," Rick joked. "I'd forgotten about that. Sorry,
that was Vice Admiral Kramer's idea. Well, Lieutenant, would
you like to come in for a Petite Cola?"
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Eve could hardly withhold her jubilation at his invitation
for an early mourning nightcap. "Why yes sir," came her
throaty reply, "I would like that very much."
Once inside, Rick went to the icebox, and got two Petite
Colas from their place in the fridge. "Here you go, Eve," he
said, handing her the drink.
"Thank you, Rick."
Now Rick was unsure of how to continue. He considered any
one of over twenty ploys he had used to get women to melt in
his arms before, but none of them seemed appropriate. Miss
Exywoman, he thought, I have to tell you now that if you
refuse my advances I shall give you a frontal lobotomy,
making you my own personal vibrating vegetable. You will
live out out life as my sexual toy. Naw, too insincere.
What about saying, Ms. Exywoman, I need to have sex with you,
or my face will slide off my head. Naw, too gross. Then
Rick decided to try something never done since the first Adam
dated the first Eve. He tried honesty.
"Miss Exywoman," he began, gazing into here eyes, "I'm not
really sure how to say this, but I find myself more attracted
to you than I have ever been to any woman. You seem to be a
warm, sensitive, caring individual, whose beauty and charm
are surpassed only by the shapeliness of your ass. I very
much want to get to know you better."
"Oh Admiral!" exclaimed Eve, as she hugged Rick tightly.
"If you only knew how long I have waited to hear that! I
have been secretly in love with you ever since that day in
your cabin. I have loved you for nearly a year. Wouldn't it
be possible for you to love me, only for a little while?"
Rick didn't say anything. He planted his mouth on hers,
and kissed her down to the bottom of her soul. He was really
attracted to this charming young woman, and he wondered how
he had been so blind as to miss her a year before, when she
had been in his room. Yet, as be brought his hand up to cup
her breast, he felt a pang of sorrow. He had cheated on
Lisa, his beloved wife, several times. This made him feel
bad, because, while their relationship had declined somewhat
in the past few years, he still loved her very much. But he
also loved Minmei, and didn't want to hurt her. Again,
honesty inserted itself into his brain, and he confessed his
sins to Eve's understanding ear.
"Eve, before this goes too far, I have to let you know a
few things. First of all, I'm married to Admiral Lisa
Hunter. She's pure and devoted, and I know she'd never do
anything like this behind by back. I love her. But I also
have strong feelings for another woman, Lynn Minmei, with
whom I've been sleep with. I feel like dirt, so if you want
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to leave I'll understand."
Eve kissed him softly. "Rick, don't feel bad. I don't
think you're dirt, you just have more women than most men,
and you're having a little trouble making the choice."
"You're so understanding, Eve." Rick resumed the long,
passionate kiss, and eased Eve onto her back. She was so
engrossed in the soul-satisfying pleasure, that Rick wondered
if she had even noticed him put his hand under her panties.
Then, as Rick's strong fingers stroked her furry tuft, she
began to emit deep, pleasure-filled moans.
"Oh, Rick," she sighed, as Rick unzipped her top and
removed her black lace bra. At the sight of her perfectly
shaped tits, Rick felt his passion surge, and he began to
kiss and caress the soft white flesh. He took a nipple in
his mouth and suckled gently.
Rick had his top off, and was in the process of removing
his pants, when Eve asked, "Rick, my darling, you're
nutified, right?"
"Yes I am, Eve, honey." Of course he was nutified, Rick
thought to himself. Nutification was a valuable thing, he
knew, and it enriched lovemaking manyfold. Through the
process of nutification, the male sperm were nutralized using
bio-radion particles split in the fifteenth chromosone, which
rendered them sterile. Easily reversible, the process
allowed people to forget about birth control altogether, and
concentrate on other, more pressing matters.
* * *
While Eve and Rick were making passionate love in Rick's
private quarters, Lisa was waiting impatiently for a visitor.
Where is that man, she thought. I wish he'd hurry it up.
Lisa got up from her armchair in her cabin to stoke the
orange-and-red flame flickering in her fireplace. She hoped
the romantic setting of the fire would add some romance to
the night.
Finally the doorchime rang, and Lisa called out, "Come on
in!" The door opened, and in walked Commander Angelo Dante.
He really looks handsome tonight, she thought, as she went
to kiss her lover.
"Sorry I'm late," said Angie, a bit too loudly, "but those
damn sixth-graders down near the Kent Music School were
playing with their Triclones right in the middle of the
street. I yelled at 'em, then they drove away. They really
piss me off!"
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"It's okay," said Lisa, "I understand you've had a bad
day. Why don't you let Lisa Wisa make it all better..." She
kissed the husky brute once again, and this time her advances
elicited a more motivated response.
Soon afterward the two were in Lisa's Zentraedi-size bed,
making hard love. No matter how she tried, Lisa couldn't
keep up with Angie in bed. His thrusts always seem to be
perfectly timed, and his experienced hands always seemed to
know where she needed to be touched. Lisa had never known a
better, stronger lover than Angelo Dante.
Suddenly, in mid-thrust, Angie went limp.
"Angie!" Lisa said. "What's the matter? Why did you stop
it? It was wonderful."
"I'm sorry Lisa, but I can't go through with it. No
way..." Angie began to sob.
"What the hell? Listen, Angie, you've gotten me pretty
horny, and I'll order you to continue your maneuvers if I
have to!"
Angie was crying now. "No, Lisa. It's the Invid Purple
Polka-Doted Penis disease. It's going around, and I think I
may have it."
"But Angie, your penis isn't Purple with Polka-Dots..."
"Yes," replied Dante, "but I'm not an Invid." With that
he pulled his sex rod out of the soft folds of Lisa's vaginal
opening, jumped into his clothes, and ran off down the hall.
Lisa was unfulfilled and frustrated, and she wanted to
have an orgasm. She poked her head out into the hallway to
grab the next eligible male, and entice him with promises of
passionate abandon. Unfortunately, for all of humanity, the
next person she saw was Del Scoville (Minmei's bungling lover
who, it is said, once traded an Atari 800 for a Vic 20).
Lisa was discouraged at the prospect of letting Del get
close to her, much less have intercourse with her. But she
was very horny, so she yelled, "Hey, Scrollie Vollie, would
you like to come in here and taste my taco? I'm horny and
even your greasy dick would be a welcome feeling inside me."
"What!?" Del was obviously confused. He whipped out his
handy watch computer and looked up the terminology.
Unfortunately, this only confused him more, because Lisa was
now lifting up her nighty exposing the soft furry tuft of
pubic hair.
"What?" cried Del, breaking into a nervous sweat. "What
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is that?"
"It's my taco. Would you like to eat it? I'm very horny
and I want to you dip your sex pistol into my pleasure pit."
"Oh no you don't! My mom told me about girls like you!"
He then made a bee-line to the nearest elevator, but Lisa
tackled him and put him in a full nelson. After dragging him
into her room, she removed his sweat-soaked clothes, and
proceeded to suck his slimy rod.
"Oh Mr. Scoville, I've never eaten a deep fried dick
before!"
Resigned to the rape, Del decided to try to make the best
of it, and enjoy the sensations which were coursing through
his body. "Call me Count Crisco, Lisa. Everybody else
does."
Del was undergoing pleasures which he had never
experienced with Minmei. Minmei was always so impatient, and
never wanted to wait for Del's rod to get hard. During the
lovemaking Minmei would turn her head to the side, and not
look at him. She never moved an inch during the whole
experience, and sometimes she would grit her teeth and clinch
her fists. Then, after Del had cum inside her, she would go
and douche for over an hour. Yes, Del was definetly
discovering the true joy of sex.
By now Lisa had slipped his (miraculously) hard needle rod
into her vagina, and was riding Del like some ugly mutated
steed. "Oh, Del, the grease is lubricating it perfectly! Oh
please, oh Del!"
"Oh, Lisa, I-I don't know what to say..."
"Say you love me! I'm actually enjoying this, don't ask
me why..."
"But...but...I've never given pleasure to anyone!
Never!"
"I can see that now. No, wait, I can't see, the grease
and dandruff from your hair is making a paste that is
obscuring my vision."
"See?" Then Del decided he had had enough, and pulled his
rod out, and began to play with it, trying to make it do
tricks.
"Oh, Please Del," Lisa moaned. "Please let's do it some
more..."
Del was tempted, but easily overcame his desire by
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thinking about the delicious crisco sandwich he was going to
make when he got home. "I can't, Lisa. You might give me
AIDS."
"Hey, wait a minute," she said angrily, "I never slept
with Ben Dixon!"
"Oh No! Then I may give it to you! Aaaaaaaagh!" Del
jumped up, and put on his prescription geek sunglasses. "Bye
Lisa, I gotta go!" Fleeing as fast as he could, Del
disappeared down the hallway. It hadn't yet registered with
him that he had no clothes on, and that, while public nudity
was nowhere near the taboo it had been in the mid-1980's,
streaking was still a frowned-upon activity. He ran into a
gay micronized Zentraedi, but that is another story...
* * *
Meanwhile, back in Rick's bedroom, Eve had just awoken.
Once the memory of last night's sexual experience filled her
mind, a wave of love washed over her, and she turned to see
the sleeping Rick next to her. Finally, after a year of
trying, she had gotten him to notice her. And what a strong
and able lover he was! She had never had such draining or
fulfilling sex in all her life.
Then she decided to bring her new lover a present, so she
got up and went downstairs to make him breakfast.
After she was gone, Rick slowly awoke from his peaceful
slumber. Staring at the mirrored ceiling, he reflected on
the intense personal feelings he had for Eve Exywoman. She
was sweet, and caring, and a fireball in bed. She was so
much woman, almost too much for one man to handle. Rick
wondered if he was in love, or just attracted sexually to
her.
But these thoughts of love he was feeling for the woman
were overshadowed by his feelings of guilt and confusion over
two other women: his wife, Lisa, and his mistress, Minmei.
He wanted a life with Eve, but if that was to be then his
other two relationships must not continue. But how could he
live without Lisa? Gentle, warm, devoted Lisa? Or for that
matter, how could he refuse Minmei her only sexual release?
But after pondering the predicament more, he was finally
able to reach a decision. He would break it off with Minmei,
completely. She could not ruin his life like this, she must
be made to see that. Then he would ask Lisa for a divorce.
It would devastate her, but she was tough, and she could take
it. Then Rick turned over and went back to sleep.
* * *
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Rick had just gone out to find Lisa, so he could ask her
for a divorce. I wonder where she disappeared to, he thought
to himself. His questions were answered He glanced across
the street and saw her, walking down the street with...oh
God...it was none other than Admiral Gloval! He looked
pretty good for 72. Rick saw Lisa whisper something in the
Admiral's ear, causing his eyes to light up. Then Lisa
hugged Admiral Gloval warmly, and they walked down the street
toward the Pleasure Tower Lover's Apartment Complex.
Rick was amazed and confused. Here he was ready to tell
her that he had to break off their relationship because he
couldn't stand three-timing her, and that he couldn't face
himself in the morning, and all this time she had been
philandering with senior citizens!
Devastated, Rick drifted through the streets for over an
hour, aimlessly seeking an answer to the puzzle. How could
Lisa get it on with the Admiral? He was 26 years her senior,
for gosh's sake. Besides that, he was dead.
After more wandering he found himself in front of Claudia
Grant's quarters. He hoped she wasn't gone, because he
needed someone to talk to, and maybe a shoulder to cry on.
Rick rang the doorbell, and Claudia answered, dressed in a
light blue silk nightgown. "Why, Hello, Admiral Hunter. I
was just getting ready for bed. Night duty, you know. This
is my day off, if that's why you're here."
"No, Claudia," said Rick, "I just need to talk to
someone."
"Ok, Rick, c'mon in." Claudia motioned for him to take
the seat across from her in the living room, so they could
have a talk. "Shoot."
"Well, you know that I love Lisa, but I've been
three-timing her with Minmei and now another woman named Eve
S. Exywoman. I've decided to break off my relationship with
Minmei and Lisa, so I can marry Eve. I know I used to love
Lisa very deeply, but our relationship has gone down the
drain. So I'm all ready to ask Lisa for the divorce, when I
see her whoreing around with Admiral Gloval!"
"You mean you didn't know?!?" said Claudia, obviously
shocked.
"Know what?!" yelled Rick. "Claudia, are you telling me
this has been happening for some time?"
"Of course...Lisa was always attracted to the Captain, and
after you two got married, she couldn't stop seeing him.
They've been having sex for years."
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Rick couldn't believe his ears. "What?!" was all he could
manage.
"Well, Rick, Lisa tried to stop, and did for about six
months. Then she started coming over here, asking me to make
lesbian love to her. But I am no pervert or lesbian, so I
said to her, 'Go for Henry, Rick won't know!' Anyway, she
did, and has been happy ever since."
Claudia retrieved two cups of tea from the kitchen, sat
back down next to Rick, and handed him a cup. "Anyway, I
felt bad. I guess I should have told you about it, or tried
to get her to stop, or something, but I figured as long as
you were making it with Minmei, you wouldn't mind.
Rick was astounded, and his jaw flopped open. He couldn't
believe his ears.
"Rick," said Claudia in a seductive voice, "would you like
to make love to me?"
"What? Claudia, you can't be serious. Why are you coming
on to me now? You're supposed to be dead! For that matter,
so is Gloval!"
"Oh, c'mon, Rick darling... Every other chick in this
story does. Besides, I only eat white meat."
"Hmmm..."
Claudia dropped her nightgown on the floor, exposing her
dark, nude body. Rick was astounded to see that her pubic
hair was shaved in a heart shape. "Roy always liked it that
way. I never could stop shaving it like this. Well, Rick,
let's see what you can do!"
Spurned by both a desire to get back at Lisa for acting
like a common gutter-whore and a genuine desire for Claudia's
juice, Rick found himself inspired. After stripping, he laid
her on the bed, spread her legs gently, and treated her to
the best eating she ever had. As he went through her
heart-shaped mound with his strong fingers, she began to
moan. Harder and harder Rick ate at her cunt, tasting her
emotion lotion, sampling her natural smells.
Suddenly, Claudia discharged in Rick's face, and he lapped
it up like a kitten sipping milk from a saucer. "Yum,
Claudia. You're juices are so tasty, even more so than
Minmei's!"
Claudia knew what to do next, for she had done it to Roy a
hundred times. "Oh Rick," she said, as she sat on his face.
"Hmodia, fis is so dood!" Rick said, as he inserted his
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tongue deep into her opening. Claudia wriggled down,
saturating Rick with pure ecstasy. Changing positions
slightly, she rubbed her thighs back and fourth over Rick's
blistered face, until Rick's rod began to throb so hard he
had to use two hands to contain it. Just as he experienced a
juicy pulsing orgasm...
SAVE BLOCK 2
ROBOSMUT II: The Smutinels
Chapter Three
Minmei Must Die
...He awoke. Eve had just set up a lap table in front of
him on the bed. She had made him a delicious (and
nutritious, mustn't forget that) breakfast of scrambled eggs,
juice, toast, and Zor Prime pre-sweetened cereal.
Unfortunately, while in the throes of his wet dream, Rick had
ejaculated in the eggs, so he didn't much care for them after
that.
"That's okay, lover," said Eve, "I'll eat them!" She then
took a spoon and, before Rick's very eyes, devoured the
cum-saturated cooked unfertalized chicken embryos in ten
seconds.
"You're incredible!" said Rick. "Eve, I've made up my
mind. I'm going to break off my relationship with Minmei and
ask Lisa for a divorce."
Eve was pleased. "Could we be married, Rick?"
"Yes, my darling. Anything for you. But right now I
think I'd better give Lisa a call and get that overwith."
Rick picked up the video-comlink, and entered Lisa's access
code. In a few moments, she was looking at him from the
other side of a video-link.
"Lisa," Rick began, "I've-"
"Rick, say no more. I know why you've called. You should
be more discreet when you have people coming over. I know
all about Minmei, and I also know about your new whore, Eve
Shinji Exywoman. I have eyes, haven't I? Well, you're going
to have to grow up because now I need you more than ever!"
Oh no! thought Rick. It's true about the Admiral...Now
she's reciting his lines!
"Lisa, I've called to tell you I want a divorce. Eve and
I are going to be married."
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"I know, Rick. I'm sorry our love couldn't last forever.
It seemed like it would when we went 'To The Stars.' Anyway,
I want a divorce too. You see, I've been doing some
exploring of my own, and I've tasted the real spice of life.
I've sown some wild oats, and discovered what sex is all
about. But this divorce is going to cost you, mister. I
want is 500 Macross Credits a month for alamone, plus custody
of the battlefortress."
"No! I get the battlefortress! There's no way you're
going to get me to give that up."
"Okay, asshole, I'll see you in court. We'll let it be
decided by an impartial judge."
"Fine, court, then. And I hope you get AIDS in your
rotten cunt, you lying, filthy, whoring gutter-wench! And
when you are forced to sell yourself to strangers for the
money to buy intravenal drugs and booze, I'll come and piss
in your face, you bitch!" With that he signed off, but not
before he heard a barrage of swear words and curses from
Lisa's mouth which could be described as being unbecoming of
a woman of her station.
"Well, that wasn't so bad," he said to Eve. "The old girl
really knows how to war with words. Next I'll go over to
Minmei's house, and take care of that little problem..."
"Okay," said Eve, "but don't rush." With that she kissed
the unprepared Rick on the mouth, and took his cock in her
soft hand. "Make love to me, Rick."
Rick felt his penis become quickly aroused as he returned
her kiss, and brought a hand to the her warm, moist vagina.
He stroked her mound gently, then, locating her wet slit,
inserted two fingers (a tight fit, indeed) into the opening.
She started to moan, and uttered his name. With his other
hand he started to caress her naked breasts, savoring the
electrifying feeling which coursed through him. Unable to
withhold her desire any longer, she opened her legs to him,
and he slipped his love-stick deep into her. They moaned in
unison, and Rick buried his face in her breasts. He withdrew
his quivering shaft from the white juicy folds of her flesh,
only to enter again, this time more forcefully.
After a few minutes of lovemaking in the missionary
position, Eve wanted to switch with him. She mounted his
cock, and moaned louder and louder as her squat-thrusts drove
his ravaging member deeper and deeper into her. Finally,
after their total orgasmic release left her twat sticky with
oozing white cum, and the bed damp from her own juices, the
two fervent lovers fell into a deep warming embrace. They
both knew that their love would never, NEVER die, no matter
how strange the story became.
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An hour or so later Rick decided that he had to go and see
Minmei.
"No, darling," Eve pleaded. "Don't leave me, even if only
for a little while. Take me again." She opened her legs to
his gaze, and spread her inner lips wide, hoping to entice
him into yet another sexual collision.
"No, my darling. I have to go. You know I love you, and
that will never change, I promise you (Yet he could remember
saying the same things to Lisa on their honeymoon), but we
can never have peace while Minmei is around, dogging at my
heels for me to make it with her. I've got to try to get her
to break it off with me, but if that doesn't work, she will
have to disappear."
Eve was surprised to heat this from her lover. "What do
you mean 'disappear,' Rick?"
"Just what I said. When we were young, I saved her life.
I lifted her up out of the gutters, and this is how she
repays me. By being a burden and a liability. No, my pet,
I'll give her just one chance to end the relationship, an
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