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Hundreds of names for tits
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Money for nothing
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Sure,everyone can get tits. Just go down to Rush Street and look for some
hookers and for only $200 you can fuck your brains out for one hour, but if you
just want tits and you're kinda short on cash,read on...
High School
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Almost everyone who has a modem is in high school and you go there almost
everyday so why not have some fun while you're there. Whenever you get the
craving for some nice round soft tits you virtually surrouded by them all over
school.
One way is when you're walking in between those door frames.
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Well when you see a real good looking girl coming down the hallway with some
nice tits walk through the same way she goes and it'll get crowded so you'll
both have to turn sideways and when she does her tits will be against your
chest.Step forward for an ever better feel. Oh what a feeling!
Crowds
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When you're in a large crowd such as at a concert or maybe a fair at your
local high school you can find lots of tits. Look for some great looking girl
in the middle and walk through the crowd pretending to get to the front.While
you're doing it go past her and try to sqeeze in between her tits and the person
next to her. If you can try to get your face in her tits.
Tall Girls
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Look for some tall girls with big tits wherever you can find them.In large
groups if possible. Try to walk right next to them and if you're luck you'll
get your face right in her tits since she's so tall.
Pushing
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Get a friend to help you for this one. Look for a girl you'd like to get your
hands on. Walk by her with your arms against your chests like...
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so your palms are facing outward from you.Tell your friend to push you into
her and while you bump into her feel her tits with your hands.Not too long or
she might get suspicious.
Hookers
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Ask them for 'samples' of their bodies and start feeling them all over. Be
careful no pimp is around or you could find yourself in big trouble or out of a
lot of money.Go for little girls like 14 yr olds cause they usually can't do
shit about it.
Looking
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Ok some people are chicken shit so they won't do that kind of stuff.Well if
you're that kinda person try looking,or if you're just curious how big the new
students tits are or something,take a look.
Try to get a seat in the classroom right behind her.Look at her ass if you
want but it's better to go for the tits.Stand up slowly and while you're doing
it look down her shirt.Go to the garbage can or ask the teacher for help or
maybe the pencil sharpener so you can keep doing it each time without her
getting suspicious.
If you get friendly with her try tickling her as if you're just teasing and
maybe you'll 'accidently' feel her tits.
A seat behind her on the bus would be great for watching. If you have a
backpack or a bag put it on the seat and sit on it so you can get a higher view
and you can look right down her shirt.If she has a bowtie or something offer to
tie it or maybe say you want to learn how to tie a bowtie.While you're reaching
over to fix it just keep looking down her shirt while you're doing it.
Peeping Tom
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Got a nice looking next-door neighbor? Get your binoculars out and look at
her bedroom window.Good hours to look are around 9:00-10:00pm, depending on her
bedtime. Also in the morning when she is dressing.Try getting your movie or vcr
camera and direct it toward the 'target area'.Leave it on for a few hours or
so.If possible look through the bathroom window also.Bribe her if
possible.Threaten her anonymously by calling and telling her to remove her
clothes or be hurt.
Locker Rooms
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Yes,an old trick.Try to hide in towel bins or closets. Staying in the
bathroom of the locker is good.While they think some other girl is in there
taking a shit or changing her tampon take a peek at all the curvaceous nude
bodies occupying the locker room. If you look like a little kid go in the
women's locker room at the local YMCA or something. Wait near the door during
games so while they're coming out just take a peek inside. Enter any adjoining
rooms such as gym offices and 'accidently' open the door connecting the two
rooms as if you didn't know.
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