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Whatever Gets You Through The Night - a Toons Stor
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"Whatever Gets You Through The Night" or "A Night In Babs' Room"
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A Tiny Toons Sex Story By Dennis M. "Quozl" Falk
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It was a wonderfully warm and sunny mid-May afternoon as Acme Loo let out all
the students out at the usual 3 O'Clock bell. All the Tiny Toons cast are
heading off merrily to their favorite mid-afternoon activities: Plucky is
still trying (unsuccessfukky) to woo Shirley for a date; Fifi has found
another skunk-hunk to chase (exchange student from Canada); Dizzy is whirling
down the walkway, all the while playing his heavy-metal guitar ("Dizzy
gonna be a rock star someday, like Jimmy Page!"); Elmyra, though still
preoccupied with animals, is chasing Montana Max ("Come back here, Monty-
Wonty, and we could go see a movie! They're playing `Hellraiser III' at the
Acme GigiPlex!"); Calamity is still chasing after Little Beeper, and holding
a sign that reads "Would ya mind slowing down? I forgot to give you your tip
for that lunchtime pizza you delivered!". Sneezer wasn't in school today; he
has hay fever!
Babs & Buster are calmly walking together, trying to decide what to do this
afternoon:
Buster: "Well, Babs, what should we do? Go for the afternoon concert? I hear
Dizzy plays a mean guitar with the Toonsters From Hell band!"
Babs: "Nah, I just want to relax. How about we head over to my place and
crash a few spaceships on my video game machine."
Buster: "Sounds good to me! I bet I can beat you this time!"
Babs: "No you can't!
Buster: "Before we reach your place, how 'bout we go munch on some Weenie
Burgers?"
Babs: "OK! Never play video games on an emty stomach, I'd say!" :)
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The Bunnys ("no relation") reach Weenie Burger and make their orders and find
themselves a table. Surprisingly, they find Plucky and Shirley at a nearby
table:
Plucky: "Please Shirl, please go out on a date with me? I promise not to spill
the milkshakes *this* time!"
Shirley: "Mondo negatoro, Plucky! I've, like, already got an appointment to
meet my past lives, or some junk..."
Plucky: "That's no fair! I already rented `Godzilla Meets the Swamp Thing' and
`Greatest Moments in Cheerleading' tonight!"
Shirley: "Ewwwww, gross!"
Buster [to Babs]: "Looks like Plucky blew it again!"
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After killing off a few Weenie Burgers, Buster & Babs make their way to Babs'
home, a hole in the ground with a ring of flowers around it, except at the
walkway. After getting in, they head to Babs' room, where there is numerous
plush animals, a bed (with a cordless phone on the nightstand), and an
audio/video entertainment center, where a videogame machine sits. After
several rounds of various games, the two were starting to tire of playing
videogames.
Buster: "Well, babs, what now? You beat me at every game so far...."
Babs: "Hmmm... I know!" [whirls into Jessica Rabbit impersonation] "How about
we get close and make some *real* `bunny heat'!"
Buster [flustering]: "Um... Sure, I think..."
[Buster's concience speaks to Buster: <Go ahead; you always wanted to get
really close to her! You might not have another good chance!>]
Babs: "Are you nervous, Buster Bunny?"
Buster: "You might say that... Listen, Babs... We've known each other for the
last 3 1/2 years, and I just haven't had the nerve to tell you..."
Babs: "Yes...?" [eyes fluttering]
Buster: "Umm... *ehe* Those Bears sure know how to play football! Maybe this
yyear, they'll make it to the Super Bowl..."
Babs: "Buster Bunny! You *are* nervous, aren't you!"
Buster: "Well, uhh... Yes.." [nervous giggle]
Babs: "Come over here, `Blue Boy'!"
Babs grabs Buster and leads him over to her bed, and proceeds to undress
herself...
Buster: "WOW! D'uuuhhh uhhhh... You're sher purty without your clothes!"
Buster is drooling badly.
Babs: "You like? Good! I know you've been peeking under my skirt for quite a
while... Granted, I rarely wear panties... I'm sure you have liked the show
all this time..."
Buster [still drooling]: "Duhhh..."
Babs: "Well? I'm showing you mine, how 'bout you, mister no-pants?" ;)
Buster couldn't keep it in much longer: as a male Toon, he'd been taught
since childhood how *not* to show his genitals when he doesn't wear trousers.
Nearly all Toons go through this, so he reaches down to his crotch and
wrestles with the fur to release a fully erect 7-inch, lightly furred blue
penis.
Babs: "My, you *are* big!"
Babs' figure was half-bad either; her nipples were already showing through her
fur, on small, but nicely rounded (and firm!) breasts, and her own crotch
visibly showed a moist slit that was aching for some attention.
Buster starts regaining his composure, and says to Babs, "Got any smooth
romancing music?"
Babs: "Over by the stereo."
Buster, with his schlong still fully erect, goes over to the stereo and finds
some CDs.
Babs: "Oh, just turn on the CD player- I left a disc in there that I *know*
will put you in the mood!"
Buster hits the ON button, and the CD player starts playing "I Wanna Sex You
Up" by Color Me Badd...
Babs: "Now come here, Big Blue..."
Buster comes near her and she asks: "Could you reach into my little fridge
over there and get me a carrot? Thanks..."
Buster notices that the nightstand *isn't* a nightstand, but a small dorm
fridge, which he opens to find carrots & soda. He grabs a carrot.
Buster: "Fine time to think of carrots, don't you think?"
Babs: "Just hand me the carrot..."
As buster hands her the carrot, she slowly inserts the carrot into her love-
hole. Finally, Buster realizes just *why* Babs is nuts about carrots!
Babs: "Well, now you can see why I have this thing for carrots! *uhhhmm* Ohh,
that feels *soo* good!" She slowly slides the carrot in and out of her wet
vagina. Every stroke stirs the pink bunny in pleasure. "Buster, could you do
this for me?"
Buster leans close enough to smell Babs' pherenomes and to watch the now-
slippery carrot as it continues sliding in and out. Suddenly she releases her
hand from the carrot.
Babs: "Your turn!" :)
Buster: "Now it's time to have sex, Buster Bunny Style! Had to say it..." ;)
As he reaches for the carrot, she reaches for his blue penis, and gently
strokes it. "So firm!", she says...
*RRRRRIIIIINGGG!* *RRRRRIIIIINGGG!*
Babs: "Hold on, I gotta get the phone... Don't stop, OK?" She picks up the
receiver. "Hello? Oh, *hi* Harriet! Well, I can't talk *too* much, I've got
company over. Hmm? Oh, its Buster. *mmmMMMMMmmm* What was that? Oh, I'm
trying to get intimat here with Bus.... *oooooOOOOOOOoooh! AAAaaaaaAAhhh!*
Oh, sorry Harriet... He's... *MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmOHMYGOD!* *pantpantpant* Oh,
he's just... *RRRRrrr*... sliding a carrOOOOOT!... out of me... I'll call ya
later." *click!* "*OOOOOOOOOOOOAAaaAAAAAAAAAHHH!* Don't stop! That feels too
good!" [Scarlett mode] "As God as my witness, I'll never go without sex
again! *AAAAAAAIIIIYYEEE* *pantpantpantpant* OK... *pantpant* Remove the
carrot...." Buster removes a very soaked carrot from Babs' sopping-wet vagina
and smells it.
Buster: "Geez, that was, uhh. interesting... Umm.."
Babs: "Well, lick it! How do my juices taste?"
Buster licks the carrot and says, "Not bad... Could use more salt.."
Babs promptly throws a pillow at Buster.
Babs: "Quick; enter me while I'm still in the mood!"
Buster obliges by getting around to her legs and brings them up to her chest.
His now aching shaft makes its way to her love tunnel, and slowly inserts it.
He notices it is going in smoothly, and she's not only wet, but very warm.
This brings his arousal to a near-boiling point.
Buster: "*Unnnngh* You sure feel good, Babsie! *Ahh...*"
Babs: "*OOOOOOOOooooooOOOOh!* FASTER! FASTER! *AaaaaaAAAH!*"
*humphumphumphumphump* *sqwEEkasquEEkasquEEkasquEEka*
Babs [cowboy voice]: "RIDE'EM, COWBOY!!!"
*knockknock!*
Babs & Buster come to a screeching halt, with Buster still firmly (and quite
visibly) implanted in Babs' muff as Babs' mother opens the door...
Babs' nother: "Buster & Babs! Please keep it quiet in here! We're trying to
watch `Jeopardy!' in the living room! And after you two are done, I want you
both to clean up! No need to smell like sweat *all* the time!"
Babs' mother closes the door. *slam!*
Buster: I thought she was going to give us the heave-ho when she saw us...
together.... like this..."
Babs: Don't worry about it, OK? Now, so *you* don't make too much noise, why
don't you suck on my nipples while you're still humping me."
Buster: "OK... But what about you?"
Babs: "I'll think of something..." ;)
Both cuddle closer as Buster nears his climax, another distaction occurs:
*RRRRIIIINNGGGG!* *RRRRIIIINNNNGGGG!*
Buster: "It's the phone... Again...."
Babs [picks up phone]:"Hello? Oh, *hi* Fifi! What? He dumped you? Sorry to
hearrRRRRR that... Oh, that? I got Buster over... What? Oh, yes... This time,
we're really doiIIINNNNG it... Huh? You want to come over? Sure, I guess...
Hold on..." [to Buster] "Fifi wants to join us. Is that OK?"
Buster: "Uhh... Sure, I guess... I don't know her as well as I know you, so
I'm not sure.."
Babs: "Don't worry; she's the one who taught me all about sex in the first
place."
Buster: "What about Harriet? I hear she's always been your phone friend."
Babs: "That's just it: I've never *seen* Harriet, only taked to her on the
phone!"
Buster: "Well... OK... If you want, we'll have Fifi here, too..."
Babs [back to phone]: "Fifi? Sure! Come on over! We'll have a party! Yeah,
just us three!" ;) "OK, see you when you get here! Bye!" *click!*
**knockknock*
Buster & Babs are still embraced in the same position.
Buster: "That was quick!"
Fifi: Le cellular phone! C'est magnifique!" :)
Babs: "Hi, Fifi! Join in! The water's fine!" ;)
Fifi: "Ooohh-lala! You too are looking like ze pretzel, non? I see Buster's
pepperoni du passion is well greased! How good is he?"
Babs: He's *mmmmmmmmmmhhh* comfortable! (faster, pretty bunny) He's not bad
for a first-timer! Of course, this *is* my first *real* time, too!..." ;)
Buster: "*UUUUnnnnGGh* Babs, I think I'm *Ahhh* Gonna *RrrrRRhh* explode!
*mmmmmmAAAAAAAAhhh!* *pantpantpantpant!*" *THROBTHROBTHROB*
Babs: "*AAAAAAhhh.....* Oohh... That felt good, honeybunny! *MMMMM...* Hold me
close, Buster... Hold me tight!"
Fifi: "Le WOW! I almost came on zhat one myself!"
Buster collapses next to Babs on her bed, while Fifi gawks at the both of
them, and notices Buster's 7-inch shaft...
Fifi: "OOH-LALA! What a piece of le meat!"
Fifi reches over to Buster's blue stick and notices it's still hard.
Fifi: "Now I *know* I am in ze mood for ze sex, even if you, Buster, are not
ze skunk-hunk... *le sigh* At least I'll get some action tonight!"
Fifi promptly licks the remaining juices from Buster's tool, and notes that
it's still responding to erotic stimulation.
Fifi: "I zhink he is still ready for le fun, oui?"
Fifi smiles a deep, seductive smile that *no-one* could possibly resist!
Fifi: "Come here, my little fruit de passion! We'll have your system so
drained you won't be able to stand up in ze mornig!"
With that, she immediately mounted herself onto Buster's still-hard penis,
quickly bouncing up and down.
Fifi: Oh, MON DIEU! Buster you feel so good inside me! You are truly ze most
wonderful salami d'amor I've ever taken in! Ohhh!"
As her passion starts flowing, a familiar odor fills the room.
Babs: "*sigh* I think I'm finally used to this now."
With that, Babs reaches for Fifi's breasts and gently fondles them as Fifi
bobs up and down over Buster's loins.
Fifi: "Oh, OUI! Oh! It feels *too* good! *MMMMMhhh* AAAAHHH!* Babs, suckle
ze nipples, s'il vous plait? OOoooooOOhhh! Merci! I am one happy skunk
tonight!" :)
Buster: "UUUUHhhhhh! I think I'm *AAAaaaaaAAAhhh* coming again!"
Fifi: "Le *WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!* Oh, my little blue bunny-hunk du passion! Zhat was
ze best I have ever had! Ohhhh! I could do more, but I am ze pooped skunk, and
I need some rest! Merci, Babs, for letting me spend ze time with your
boyfriend. I do hope you two stay togezher for a very long time! Oh, I need
to sleep! It's 11:00 already..."
Babs: "Well, you're both welcome to sleep in my bed. There's plenty of room
for three here!" I'm tired, too... How are you doing, Buster honey? You
pooped too?"
Buster: "You said it, Babs! That was some workout! *yawn!* We really should
get some sleep... Good-night, Babs... Good-night, Fifi..."
All three get under the covers, and all three are cuddling close. At various
times during the night, Buster was suckling either Babs' or Fifi's breasts, or
was still horney enough in his sleep to enter both of them. It was certainly
one unforgettable night for the two bunnies ("no relation") and the skunk.
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In the morning, all three woke up in each others arms, although Buster's
penis was firmly implanted in Babs's muff, and Buster's face was in Fifi's
muff, quietly licking away...
Babs: "*yawn!* We all should clean up this mess... I need a shower, whether I
want one or not... My crotch feels so sticky..."
Buster: "We all need to clean up..."
Fifi: "*le yawn!* Oui..."
Buster: Last one in the bathroom is Yosemite Sam!"
All three get out of bed and head straight for the bathroom, where all three
clean each other up under the shower head. Afterwards, they all dried each
other's fur with Babs' blow-dryer.
Once they got dressed (except for Fifi, who never did come over dressed), they
all made their way out of Babs' home and into the morning sunshine, where
Buster promply pull out his Acme (tm) SuperSoaker and starts shooting at both
Babs and Fifi where it *really* counts- at their vaginas!
Babs: "*AAAAAAAAAAAAH!* I'll get even with you Buster Bunny!"
She pulls out from nowhere a SuperSoaker of her own, and squirts away at
Buster...
While Babs was getting her watergun out, Buster let Fifi have it! *splassssh*
Fifi: "Oooooh! I've neen *SOAKED!*"
She promply pull out of nowhere in particular her *own* watergun, and a
waterfight between the three begins...
"Over here, Barbra-Ann Bunny!"
"Don't call me that!"
"Here is your just rewards, Buster et Babs!"
*SQIIIIIIIIRT!*
Le fin! (The end!)
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