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Filthy Star Trek Limericks!
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Sub: Star Trek Limericks
A Starship commander named Kirk
Emerged from his cabin berserk.
He grabbed a girl yeoman
Beneath the abdomen,
And gave her a physical jerk.
A girl of the Enterprise crew
Refused every offer to screw.
But a Vulvan named Spock
Crawled under her smock,
And now she is eating for two.
There was a young spaceman named Gene
Who left Earth, never more to be seen.
At a point out in space
He essayed the embrace
Of a girl who was contra-terrene.
The Enterprise girls, so one hears,
Have chased Spock for several years.
His look of disdain
Has spared them great pain,
For his prick is as sharp as his ears.
The work of Mess Sergeant Potgieter
Is not really reading a meter.
By orders of Kirk
A part of his work
Is dosing the food with saltpeter.
Said crew girl Angelica Bauer:
"The captain's withdrawn, cold and sour."
Uhura said, "No,
At night that's not so-
He doesn't withdraw for an hour."
McCoy's a seducer galore,
And of virgins he has quite a score.
He tells them, "My dear,
You're the Final Frontier,
Where never has man gone before."
There once was a spaceman named Spock
Who had a huge Vulcanized cock.
A girl from Missouri
Whose name was Ohura
Just fainted away from the shock.
The Enterprise crew when off work
Will fuck like an Ottoman Turk.
Uhura the Zulu
Is shacked up with Sulu,
And Spock shares a crew girl with Kirk.
Each Friday his engines abort,
But Scotty is never caught short.
He fills his machines
With space-navy beans,
And farts the ship back into port.
An Enterprise crewman named Amos
Became universally famous
When his penis one night
Went up out of sight,
And deflowered six virgins on Deimos.
The prick of the engineer, Scott,
Fell off from Saturnian rot.
He went to the basement
And made a replacement
Of tungsten and plastic and snot.
Though most of the crewman are whites,
Uhura has full equal rights.
Her crewmates, you see,
Love De-mo-cra-cy,
And the way that she fills out her tights.
Uncle Baudy
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