You have the right to shoot first. However, if you choose to shoot,
any shot you fire can and will be used as an excuse to blow the shit
out of you. You have the right to have a mortician and a priest present.
If you cannot afford a mortician or do not presently own a cemetery plot,
one will be assigned to you. Do you understand what I just told you -
ASSHOLE ?
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