Religion

This is a culture in which 83% of the population believes the Bible is the "actual" or the inspired word of God, half believe in the devil, 39% believe in the Biblical prediction of Armageddon, a mere 9% accept Darwinian evolution while 44% believe that "God created man pretty much in his present form at one time within the last 10,000 years."

-- Andrew Greeley,"The Economist" August 22, 1992

	"Bob" and the Church of the Subgenius
	It should be painfully obvious by now that the world as we know it won't last too damn much longer. And what are you doing about it? Going to work or school, coming home, goofing around. What will happen to your routine when all the shit comes down on us at once? Don't you feel responsible for trying to help this endangered planet? No? Good. The fact is, it's too late. There isn't a god-damned thing you as an individual can do about eco-disaster, nuclear death, overpopulation and so on. Things are going to Hell on a fast train and about the only thing you, or anyone else besides the Rockefellers, can do about it is to just sit back and watch the show.
	Christianity
	Come join our cult, little children. God loves you so much that he will take you to heaven if you believe in this book of Jewish folktales. And if you don't believe, then he will send you to a place where there is fire and burning and pain and torment forever and ever. But he loves you. Sort of like how Santa only brings toys to kids who believe.
	Discordians - Principia Discordia
	How I Found Goddess And What I Did To Her When I Found Her. THE MAGNUM OPIATE OF MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, Wherein Is Explained Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing About Absolutely Anything.
	Eastern Religions and Philosophies
	Buddism, Hinduism, Confucianism, Taoism, Shinto and other eastern philosophies, religions, and practices.
	Islam
	Judaism
	Miscellaneous Religious and Philosophical Texts
	Some things just defy easy categorization.
	New Age Beliefs
	Other Western Religions
	Pagans and Wiccans
	Satanists
	The Occult