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The first issue of 6.5536. Enojado
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We're not responsible for your actions. You just learn about it from us, k?
Official 'zine of n0d
First written, Oct. 14, 1996 Last updated, Dec. 12, 1996
Well, I finally got off my lazy ass and started writing this thing.
Let me introduce myself, my name is ????><6 and I will be your writer for this
evening. I am a mediocre phreaker, but some people said I should write this,
so I figured what the hell. So here is the first issue of 6.5536.
Let's see.... first I should tell you that if you don't live in Utah,
then a lot of this shit might not apply to you, sorry, but I will try and
include location generic issues.
Trashing for Profit
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Now on to the useful? part. Most of the coolest shit I own came from
stolen credit card numbers. I get these numbers by trashing. You can find a
lot of cool shit by trashing. To trash, get a flashlight, a bag, and some
grubby, preferably dark clothes, and start checking out dumpsters. The best
places to trash that I've found is department stores, phone companies, ISP
buildings, salons, and floral shops. If you don't really care where you trash,
try to find dumpsters with mostly paper in them. I don't usually trash at
restaraunts because it's disgusting.
Not only can you find credit card numbers, but you can find dialup's,
pin numbers, employee info, passwords, etc. I found a lot of weird stuff that
I just can't figure out, and I don't have the patience to keep trying all the
time.
It's even better if you have a car and a freind and a set of walkie-
talkies. You can drive all over, your freind can hide and keep a lookout while
you root around in the dumpster, and warn you if there's trouble, like a cop,
or a garbage truck. Although I don't know why a garbage truck would be picking
up garbage late at night.
Here's some addresses of good places to trash (note: I haven't trashed
at all of these places, just a few. ) :
ISP buildings
Xmission Utah Internet Services
51 E 400 So 448 E 400 So
(these guys recently started shredding
their paper, so unless you have a lot
tape, ya know)
Wasatch Communications Access Utah Internet
3810 S 2780 Ea Hildy 350 E 500 So Salt Lake
Cellular Dealerships
Cellular City Cellular One
7214 S 900 Ea Midvale 8689 S Escalade Cir.
Phone Companies
USWorst LDDS Metromedia
250 E 200 So Downtown 5 Triad Center
Tel-America Pacnet Inc.
324 S. State 4 Triad Center
(Right by LDDS! How convenient!)
US Voice Mail AT&T (yessss!!)
445 E 200 So. 675 E 500 S
That's about all I have patience to type. But this isn't even the tip
of the iceberg. Just grab a yellow pages and have fun. There's a lot of
information out there for a person willing to root around in a dumpster.
Now for the usefulness of these numbers. I usually call up a mail
order company and order a whole bunch of cool shit. The best thing I ever got
from doing this was a 5k$ laptop. I bet the fucker who owned the card how the
hell that happened. Try not to use the card for more than one purchase. You'll
need a dropoff point for the stuff. You could go get a PO box, but if you do,
use a fake ID and don't use the USPS. A lot of companies are really uptight
about USPS postal boxes. Go to Mailboxes Etc. or something. You could also use
a card number to phreak. Just go to a payfone and dial 102880 (that's 10ATT0
for those with short memories) and choose the credit option. You'll give a
live operator, don't harass her too much or your call won't go through. Harass
her later. This won't work if it is a Visa card. Visas begin with a 4.
Lower Lights!
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If you have forgotten your password, type "HELP" and send mail to the sysops.
(If you are a NEW user, select an alias which is not being used, then
follow the instructions for new users.).
Here's the lowdown on LL, unless you don't know. It's run by a semi-
dickhead guy who goes by the alias Light Keeper. He only acts like an asshole
because nobody really appreciates his board, so he'd bitter about spending
all this time and money on it. I try to be civil on it. His real name is John
Ellsworth (sp?). Don't find out his home number and call him up and bug him
because that would really make me mad. LL is full of 14 year old wannabes and
dumbasses. If you see a a statistic that says SM/14/F, stay away from that
dumbass. And if you are SM/14/F, either you are a rare exception to the
dumbass rule, or you are a wannabe that probably bullshitted his way to
getting this phile.
Anyway, some of you are familiar with the term balcave. And for those
of you who don't, it is a 'private' forum where a bunch of people who think
they're elite hang out. They mostly hate everyone but themselves. Pennywise is
the stupidest modemer alive, and not coincedentally (sp?) she is a balcaver.
At the time of this writing, she has me quoted in her bio. It goes "<Uradian
Entity> go back to your balcaving dickweeds!" I'm famous! Sorry about the lack
of creativity. She's 18, but pretends to be 43. From what I hear she has all
kinds of weird hair and she tries to be gothic. If you page her or go in to
the balcave, she'll probably just tell you to fuck off, everyone else will
most likely ignore you.
Stupid people abound in the cave. Like Goosie, but now he's Dr.
Absolut. I still don't know the exact deal with Goosie. They always talk about
him for some reason.
Another dumbass is Balthazar Gibraltar. He is a paying user that
telenets on to LL and then goes surfing the net for nudi pictures of 7 year
olds. Some of his freinds have access to the net to and they talk about what
pages they're on. The present forum number of the balcave is 1487. Give 'em
hell. Tell them your Nephi. Quote them from here, I came across some logs of
Goosie and Balt and, well, they are sickening. Oh, and thanks to that lovely
lady out there who wishes to remain anonymous who got me these quote logs.
Here's an edited log of the balcave I took to show you how dumb it is.
Keep in mind that I am using my sister's alias, Just Fine. So don't think I'm
some weird gay guy that likes using young girls alias's and arousing dorks. It
was hilarious to me everytime I said something sexual. I dunno, maybe it won't
be to you. Then there's the quote logs. There's not an adjective strong enough
to describe these pervs.
<Just Fine> me tired
<Just Fine> you on the web now, Balt?
**> Harrier <** has just entered the forum! (SF/21/C)
<Balthazar Gibraltar> ehh.. yip! :>
Harrier screams bloody murder!
<Balthazar Gibraltar> q-chic. :>
<Harrier> damn telnet
<Just Fine> what?
Harrier nods her head at Balthazar Gibraltar.
<Balthazar Gibraltar> d;]
<Harrier> it was running real smooth a dsec ago
<Harrier> er a sec
<Just Fine> sorry, Balt, I'm stupid, i cant understand your complex sense of
humor sometimes =]
<Balthazar Gibraltar> god. it's bone chillingly cold in my room! oddly,
however, I have a raging hard-on. go figure. :I
<Harrier> nod , mine too balt. without the hardon of course
allanon falls down laughing.
<Just Fine> I had a hard on once. well, more than once
<allanon> rock nipple. 8-o
<Just Fine> i suppose
<allanon> heyo yeah. >:>
<Balthazar Gibraltar> |8->
<Harrier> Nite nite
**> Harrier <** has just left for the open sea!
<Spam> feh! wimin.
<Spam> <Harrier> /pSpam call me?
<Spam> I don't got time right now. sheesh
<Spam> <laugh>
<Spam> chasecam rulez, that was fun! :")
Balthazar Gibraltar nods his head at Spam.
<Spam> it doesn't let you do chasecam in the water though...
<Balthazar Gibraltar> it kicks rear~!~!
<Just Fine> chilly, but i have my blankey
<Balthazar Gibraltar> I noticed. :[ that sucks.
**> Spam <** has just left for the open sea!
<Balthazar Gibraltar> I gotta blanky too. feh. I need hot choc. :")
<King Midas> Hey, everybody...
<allanon> hey, balt, ren wants to know if he can sit in YOUR lap next. ;>
allanon looks you up and down and says "HELLLOOOOO NURSE!"
<Just Fine> I want to sit in Balt's lap!
<Balthazar Gibraltar> is your alias meant to prevent people from asking "how
are you", jf? :I
Balthazar Gibraltar smacks allanon upside the head!
<Balthazar Gibraltar> |>
<Just Fine> not really
<allanon> too late. i'm already there. ;>
<Balthazar Gibraltar> |<
<Just Fine> =[
<Balthazar Gibraltar> |>
<allanon> hehehe.
allanon nuzzles up against Balthazar Gibraltar!
<Balthazar Gibraltar> hehehehehehehehehehe!
Balthazar Gibraltar screams 'SHUT THE FUCK UP, GIMP!!!!!!!' at allanon at the
top of his lungs!
King Midas cracks up.
<allanon> yeah. :O
allanon falls down laughing.
<Balthazar Gibraltar> boioioioioing.
King Midas grins.
<Just Fine> oral? cactus?
<allanon> yes, please.
<Just Fine> *shoves an oral cactus down allanon's pants*
<Balthazar Gibraltar> I LIKE FELLATIO. :I huh matt?
<allanon> ow. i'll be weeks picking off the damn needles. ;[
Balthazar Gibraltar cracks up.
<Balthazar Gibraltar> al = mr. pin cushion scrotum. new from tyco!
Stupid, eh? That cactus thing wasn't made up by me, it was done by
the PLA originally. Thanks, RBCP, gimme a buzz sometime. Here's Goosie!
<Goosie> yah sure, hogtie me then fuck me up the ass while everyone at the god
damn aa meetin watches on. fucker, get help!
<Goosie> get help loser! drink a little, it'll help you losen up and not
feel so damn faggy and such a loser.
<Goosie> god damnit, I'm gonna score tonight. Tonight I shall meet a chick
off the modem and score.
<Goosie> hey doomie, fuck you. wanna fight pussy lookin cock sucker?
<Goosie> fuckin fag. either knock off the stupid shit you say or back it up
fuckin freak ass mother fuckin cock suckin FAG!
<Goosie> back it up fuckin freak! back it up. I'll fuck you up.
<Goosie> /pBalthazar Gibraltar shit, maybe smoke really did forget her
password. or somethin. i wish she was here, i need to talk to her.
<Goosie> fuck all I have is pellet rifles. that wont do the job. fuck. 8(
<Goosie> i'm taking yyou with me balt.
<Goosie> She sshjust ssdropped my asshh! *P[
Goosie listens to a song say "A virgin of paradise" .. fuck! do I have to
be reminded everywhere I turn?> d;[
<Goosie> /pBalthazar Gibraltar Um balt. Will you fuck me?
<Goosie> No, fuckin bitch dry fucked me and got off on it then left me!
<Goosie> fuck i'm fucked up. I wont drink again! I swear this time!
<Goosie> you all probably think I'm pretty pathetic tryin to go on a mission
then comin back only to fuck myself up more. well, whatever!
<Goosie> pocahontas. *sigh* i dont even know what that movie was about. too
busy finger fuckin a pickle. slimey and wet.
<Goosie> slimey! jesus h christ.
<Goosie> eew, like stickin your hand in a swamp or a marsh or somethin. with
algae and shit in it. d;-/
<Goosie> well like, why the fuck brb?! STUPID FUCKIN idiot jewelyy. yyou
get on here to type shit, dumbass! Gawd! Now bend over so I can fuck ya for
bein so god damn fuckin DUMB!
<Goosie> i'm messed up, and I dont know HOW TO FUCKIN COTNROL MYSELF
AHHHHHHHH! F UCK FUCK FUCK FU!@!~!~!~!#U@#!($@U#$I%)($#@%KJLGJDLK32
<Goosie> you know, I'd quit modeming, but I'd never meet any chicks. ";[
<Goosie> no, jewely first then i cum in balt's face.
<Goosie> gawd damn if an uglyy fucker like myc can git sum then of course I
could.
<Goosie> thanks for being an ugly fucker and gettin sum myc.
<Goosie> makes me realize my own potential. you fuck up.
<Goosie> myy keyboard got like this after the xmas work partyy. I guess I got
mad and threw it or something.
<Goosie> lesse.. I got Booie 311's Music tape. and my mom a
can opener with a knife sharperner on it.
<Goosie> BWAHAHAHA!! what? fuck you. she needs one. it has a knife
sharperner on it too. d;[
<Goosie> last night I was drunk and walked up the stairs shoutin: "Mom! I'm
takin yer presshent back! you dont desherve it! *cracks up*"
<Goosie> /pBalthazar Gibraltar well, even if it nothing happens *which might
happen* doesn't mean you were right. just a good guess.
<Goosie> i put my fingers in, yah. just a little. but everytime I did she
would moan loud and so I quit doing it cuz there were other people in the
theater and it was embarassing. :")
<Goosie> sounds like I sucked a dude off. d;[
<Goosie> maybe smoke will see the stuff I said about bambi blowing me and
makin out with riv and think I'm not a virgin. d8I
<Goosie> well i believe I might look pretty good I guess. d:I
<Goosie> if it wasn't for smoke, I doubt I would feel all that good of how I
looked. I think she convinced me of it.
<Goosie> feh! That one sucks! I declare we delete that one out of ALL goosie
tmp files. immediately. d;[
<Goosie> /pBalthazar Gibraltar i told her I'd dominate her. :") BWAHAHAHA!!
I thought that might get me somewhere. <shrug> 8I
<Goosie> /pBalthazar Gibraltar *sigh* when am I gonna score? "8I
<Goosie> /pBalthazar Gibraltar anyway, i'll be patient. one day I'm gonna
meet the one that's gonna lay me. it's close, maybe within 6 months. d:I
<Goosie> /pBalthazar Gibraltar did smoke suck you off? d:I
<Goosie> /pBalthazar Gibraltar There's a few friends that Booie has that I
can't wait 'til they get 18. woo, as soon as it's their 18th b-day, I'm there!
<Goosie> /pBalthazar Gibraltar yah, I like to beat off on an empty stomach cuz
sometimes when it's full there's too much motion and it upsets my stomach. d:I
<Goosie> /pBalthazar Gibraltar like, if you eat a bunch of greasy food. like
burgers and fries then eat some potato chips that are really salty. THen spank
the monkey, it'll reall fuck yyer stomach up. d:I
Yeech! I really don't want to know about his pork-pulling. Is Balt as
bad?
<Balthazar Gibraltar> it don't gotta be fancy lingerie. I like them plain
cotton hanes. them hanes commercials are sexier than porn. BWAHAHAHA!! >|-D
<Balthazar Gibraltar> Hanes 'mercials.... >8-o <scans the airwaves>
<Balthazar Gibraltar> as long as there are no wrinkles! for some reason
WRINKLES in da panties just ruin it! gotta be kinda tight. :>
<Balthazar Gibraltar> god damned FUCKIN' spacebar!FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!! ;[
<Balthazar Gibraltar> you think of naked women... I think about wild freaky
circus sex.
<Balthazar Gibraltar> I think about dressing up like a little ballerina and
playing with myself on a stage.... in front of hundreds of people who are
clapping and cheering.
<Balthazar Gibraltar> let it flow, it floats back to you. reminds me of
whacking off in the tub.
[Sure, Balt, you weren't whacking off in the tub. You
were just cleaning it and it went off, eh? ]
<Balthazar Gibraltar> and did anyone get my nudie gif?
<Balthazar Gibraltar> BWAHAHAHA!! whoa. looks like you all did. you're all
d/l-ing it.
Balthazar Gibraltar cracks up.
<Balthazar Gibraltar> all three of you fuckers. how amusing.
Balthazar Gibraltar pears from behind the swinging beer hall doors. 8I
<Balthazar Gibraltar> shit. I spill milk on the floor of my room and I just
leave it.
<Balthazar Gibraltar> /pGoosie let's go out w/ her again sometime. like at
night, and we'll stop and rape 'er!
Balthazar Gibraltar sees "chips deluxe, the cookie with big soft chocolate
chips." and reads it as "the post office chick, the chick with big soft pussy
lips."
<Balthazar Gibraltar> pussy smells good. :") well good cause you know what it
is. not that you'd want a pussy scented air freshener or anything.
Balthazar Gibraltar bends goosie over the table of hell and visciously fucks
him up the ass unti l his anus literally gushes blood.
Balthazar Gibraltar skins goosies dick, puts goosies dick skin on HIS dick and
THEN makes goosie blow him.
Balthazar Gibraltar skins goosies face and pulls out his nose bones with a
pair of liers. then proceeds to fuck goosies nasal passage.
Balthazar Gibraltar saws goosies head off and shits down his throat, then
fucks his stump using the shit as a made-do sexual lubricant.
<Balthazar Gibraltar> <bambi> lick my pudding, cricket boy! *SLAP*!!
<Balthazar Gibraltar> the quicker jizz picker upper!
<Balthazar Gibraltar> bambi, done her. fawn, KNOCKED THAT. sage, fucked the
'tard. the list goes on and on!
<Balthazar Gibraltar> <spock voice> fascinating jim. A sub-cultural of
humanoids who live their social lives entirely via a primitive computer
network. <cocks eyebrow>
<Balthazar Gibraltar> i'm serious! she came down and sat by me and she had a
popsicle and she was suckin' on it and slidin' it in and out of her mouth and
givin' me the eye. so we went out back behind the dumpsters and we DID IT!
<Balthazar Gibraltar> maybe I'll have that done... thne I'll have one detached
and the re-attached to the end of the other one. so I'll be hung. :")
<Balthazar Gibraltar> /pGoosie <laugh> no, you're wrong.. it's mostly me
that's dragging my heels. she's ready to go out anytime. but I feel sorta
guilty cause of jewely and all.
<Balthazar Gibraltar> /pGoosie <sigh> well ya know..
<The Noiz> /pGoosie <Balthazar Gibraltar> /pThe Noiz <cracks up> true! the
only time I feel bad is when strangers come in and think THEY can talk smack
about goosie too! feh!
<Balthazar Gibraltar> Feh! ok. I did 'er! and I caught some wetback STD! 8(
Balthazar Gibraltar imagines goosie throwing bags of checks into the ven
muttering "fuckin' tony mother fucker stupid fucking dumb mother fucker I'd
like to fuckin' kill that mother fucker stupid fucker mother fucker."
<Balthazar Gibraltar> /pGoosie yeah I know. I see these li'l characters on my
screen and I wonder HOW IN GODS NAME people can actually get upset over this
shit. it's so impersonal to me.
<Balthazar Gibraltar> /pGoosie So, um... just to re-cap: for NYE I'm gonna
have a home cooked meal cooked for me and I'm gonna get some and gonna cuddle
in front of a fireplace. and you're gonna be at home jerking off in a dark
room. d:I
<Balthazar Gibraltar> you don't really have the same eye for capturable
comments that I do, goosie. ya gotta look for stuff that's gonna look stupider
once it's out of context.
<Balthazar Gibraltar> I WAS being serious. d:>
<Balthazar Gibraltar> the right hole = pussy. wrong hole = butthole.
<Balthazar Gibraltar> d;[ <-- <floor>
<Balthazar Gibraltar> d;[ BWAHAHAHA!! BWAHAHAHA!! BWAHAHAHA!! BWAHAHAHA!!
BWAHAHAHA!! BWAHAHAHA!! BWAHAHAHA!! BWAHAHAHA!! BWAHAHAHA!! BWAHAHAHA!!
BWAHAHAHA!! BWAHAHAHA!!
<Balthazar Gibraltar> that face is funny.
<Balthazar Gibraltar> GOD!! the queers are congregating. ;[
<Balthazar Gibraltar> does this mean we're fags? Cause if we are... I wanna be
the boy.
<Balthazar Gibraltar> lookit the /w... half of the users online are FAGS!!!
<Balthazar Gibraltar> oh shit. 8-(
<Balthazar Gibraltar> hanes. <Wood>
Balthazar Gibraltar sticks a beaver air freshener down his pants. d8I
<Balthazar Gibraltar> MY socks, that is. then they'd ask if there was any more
womens work for them to do... I have a way of putting women in their place. >:)
<Balthazar Gibraltar> well.. it's to make things even. what with women being
stupider and having to squat to piss and all.
<Balthazar Gibraltar> oh I dunno... you could always date 16
year olds when you're 40.
Balthazar Gibraltar chews, and giggles when little bits of mushy saliva
drenched poop trickle out of his mouth and tickle his chin.
<Balthazar Gibraltar> sssssssssteak, seeeeeeeeeeefood, poop,
Siiiiizzzzzzzzler.
<Balthazar Gib.> if i had it to do over again i would serve sacrament every
sunday and be sure to look down all the girls dresses.
<Balthazar Gib.> <has dreams about raping the bishops daughter>
<Balthazar Gib.> about the second time i passed it, this ladies baby fucking
GRABBED the little tray by the handle! BWAHAHAHA!! i hadda wrassle the infant
right in front of everyone.
<Balthazar Gib.> <jacks off> <serves the sacrament>
[No comment.]
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Call my VMB! Actually, I wish it was a VMB but it's just an answering
machine. But, hey, I'll call it what I want! The security code is 5 (tight
security, eh?), if you want to try to hack it. I dug up this answering machine
awhile ago and lost the manual so even I don't know exactly how it works and I
don't really care enough to figure it out.
Well that about does it for the first issue of 6.5536. Waste of HD
space, eh? We are accepting articles, and article ideas, so make 'em and send
'em, or gimme a buzz. And don't just copy some other phreak article. That's
something a balcaver would do.
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