Teen beats up mom over Starbucks coffee
LittleBirdy
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42935028/ns/us_news-weird_news/
Brandon Scott Quintana, 19, was taken to jail after he allegedly got physical with his mom because she drank his Starbucks iced coffee, TCPalm.com reported.
The Port St. Lucie resident is charged with battery for the incident earlier in the week, just days before Mother's Day.
Starbucks is delicious, but not "so good, it will make you wanna slap yo mama" delicious. That didn't stop Quintana from crying over spilled coffee.
The spat started when Quintana's 43-year-old mom woke up from a nap with a parched throat. She saw her son's Starbucks in the refrigerator and probably thought it was safe to drink.
After all, she did give birth to the kid.
When Quintana got home, he was looking for his chilled treat. When he couldn't find it, he threw a temper tantrum, police said.
Quintana allegedly told police he was "pissed off because he spent every cent on that coffee" and that what his mom did amounted to stealing.
Cops didn't quite see it that way.
Quintana's mom said she tried to solve the problem with her son by offering a 2-liter soda as a replacement for the Starbucks, but he pushed her into a computer chair.
Brandon Scott Quintana, 19, was taken to jail after he allegedly got physical with his mom because she drank his Starbucks iced coffee, TCPalm.com reported.
The Port St. Lucie resident is charged with battery for the incident earlier in the week, just days before Mother's Day.
Starbucks is delicious, but not "so good, it will make you wanna slap yo mama" delicious. That didn't stop Quintana from crying over spilled coffee.
The spat started when Quintana's 43-year-old mom woke up from a nap with a parched throat. She saw her son's Starbucks in the refrigerator and probably thought it was safe to drink.
After all, she did give birth to the kid.
When Quintana got home, he was looking for his chilled treat. When he couldn't find it, he threw a temper tantrum, police said.
Quintana allegedly told police he was "pissed off because he spent every cent on that coffee" and that what his mom did amounted to stealing.
Cops didn't quite see it that way.
Quintana's mom said she tried to solve the problem with her son by offering a 2-liter soda as a replacement for the Starbucks, but he pushed her into a computer chair.
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kinda hard to see him but he looks awfully familiar... I think I know a guy who looks just like that.
:fap:
Nice find faggot.
Yeah, Ryan.
The cunt has form for the crime too.
Check out the ears / eyebrows / shotgun nostrills / chin. Match. Just like he has been on meth for a fortnight.
cough
LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry
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Ultimately it's the mom's fault though. She should have beat the fuck out of that kid when he was still little enough to beat.
el oh el
post it on cocklet. faggot british kid
http://www.totse.info/bbs/showthread.php?t=2452
That's hilarious.
It's not so much that we don't give a shit. We just know he'll go all ban happy on us if we mention it, over "personal details." Newsflash dude, if you get busted for beating your mom and put on national TV, spilling your name on Zoklet or &t.info isn't gonna do much more harm than has already been done.
Who the fuck invited you?
God
Great job TheDarkRodent!!!!!! :thumbsup: /sarcasm
A brand new poster decides to give their hand a try at Totse, and your incessant power-tripping manages to run them off in just one post. The only reason you entered this thread was to throw around your condescending bullshit and of course "show em whose boss"......because god forbid should a n00b not know you are the one holding all the power. :fap:
And it ain't even like you tried stopping the stupid side discussion that had derailed the thread at that point....nope, instead you just HAD to come in and start throwing around orders about protocol and then expect people to take you or this place seriously in the process. :facepalm:
Sadly, it isn't like this Little Birdy person is going to be your only casualty....as obviously your higher ups don't give a fuck about quality or integrity in the least, since your leadership(?) position here seems more important than anything else. :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
Well, as long as you want to keep AVOIDING THE OBVIOUS (i.e doing it the hard way) then yeah.....I have to do this.
Or we can have a serious discussion above board and we can settle this by nightfall.
You tell me Dfg....just how IMPORTANT is it for you to have Rodent on your precious staff??????
:facepalm:
Kindly take it to B&M.
I've tried to, and all I get is the "power is going out" shtick. :rolleyes:
Besides, what's wrong with a little thread derailing/digression? Or are you telling me the peeps above that are going on about Zoklet members that have never even visited .info have more merit to their discussion, and now somehow I've ruined (ELL OH FUCKIN ELL) this thread with my take?
Seriously man, I realize that a majority of Totse is all just about lulz and bullshit for you......but can you REALLY view this thread with an unbiased eye and view it from a n00bs perspective? Does it bother you even for a second we possibly lost a new member here? Or we gonna play games of avoidance and carpet sweeping, and just make it the weekend funfest since all this is about is yucks and nonsense?
Says the guy with his own gripes about Rodent, but that would get in the way of your spamming memes, wouldn't it??? :rolleyes:
http://www.totse.info/bbs/showthread.php?t=13953
http://www.totse.info/bbs/showthread.php?t=13952
http://www.totse.info/bbs/showthread.php?t=13745
See Sanchez....this is why you come off as a spastic nobody, a person that no one can give much respect to. You don't stand for anything in this world, and your morality/ideals changes on a dime depending on how it suits you. :thumbsdown:
At least you are consistent though....most of your posts are just slobber any average kidiot could come up with. Keep on meme-ing Stalin, your legacy here is so ummmmmmmm memorable. :fap:
Oh great! :facepalm:
Another cowardly pissant, so lacking a life they think "entertainment" is having to go tell on someone. :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
Yet another loser giving the state of OhighO a black eye with his stupid idealogy of life. What's the matter kid, your only life pursuit is to grow up and be someone like Dark Rodent some day......so you can REALLY feel cool about yourself and your tattle-taling?
Grow the fuck up Shaman......Totse was NEVER about telling on other people :facepalm: and it makes you look like the teacher's pet moreso than any REAL Totsean. :rolleyes:
Sorry we don't do PROJECT_PAT on members and others. Not cool.
You bumped this thread. Damn you.
*spills coffee*