ITT: we brag about or sex lives.

Joe Camel

so recently (last night and the night before that) i got with a hot piece of asian persuasion jailbait. i've also been having sex with my ex girlfriend, and this girl on facefuck wants to fuck me too. a black girl who lives about 30 mins away wants my dick too, and she's a dime, along with the asian. man, i love summer.

Vizier

inb4 PizzaNazi.

Vizier

You know who can't post in this thread?

0x29A.

Anonymous

:mad:ijuana wrote: »

ive had sex liek 5 tiems ur all jelus:o:o

I'm so jealous... :facepalm:

Big baby jesus

Most people's girlfriends wanna fuck me. it's like a problem but nicer.

Joe Camel

so do you do it?

Pill Popper

Got laid an hour ago

will get laid again later and once again in the morning

Big baby jesus

Joe Camel wrote: »

so do you do it?

Bros before hoes; so the bros can't know.

Pandoras Assassin

Yeah like I've had my bestfriend's girls try to fuck me. Which I had sex with of em, and told him bout it like a few days later. We laughed, had a beer, then doubled teamed that bitch nohomo.

DirtySanchez

Ive fucked 3 different girls in my life:cool:

DirtySanchez

Ive fucked 3 different girls in my life and with one there was butsex and rimjobs involved:o

SophiaSandbox

My sex life..

LSA King

Sex life? What sex life? Watch the imdb.com trailer for "Ctrl Alt Del" and yeah basically what ^ said.

Mantikore

I fucked Christine the other night. She was kind of tired, considering she just had puppies a few hours before, but i think she handled it well.

Mayberry

Mantikore wrote: »

I fucked Christine the other night. She was kind of tired, considering she just had puppies a few hours before, but i think she handled it well.

That bitch :mad:

HTS-Noob

What's a sex life?