What do you think I look like? THERE WILL BE PICS.

buddha

We all talk to people online who we never see, and form a picture in our minds of what these people actually look like. Well what do you picture me looking like.

The person who guesses closest will get a pic of me with their name somewhere on my face in the pic.

This is no joke.

WAN

i seen your pic already

very Nordic looking

buddha

WAN wrote: »

i seen your pic already

very Nordic looking

Really? Which pic? I look years older now fyi.

Mayberry

Slightly chubby cracker with a beard.

Box

The one where you're feeding a goat.

Typical white male with a beard, brown eyes.

WAN

buddha wrote: »

Really? Which pic? I look years older now fyi.

lol how would i know "which" pic that was? i don't know; it was just a pic you showed

buddha

Mayberry wrote: »

Slightly chubby cracker with a beard.

Slightly chubby? LOL No, I weigh 225lbs, but I'm not chubby.

Box wrote: »

The one where you're feeding a goat.

Typical white male with a beard, brown eyes.

Wrong, my eyes are olive green.

WAN wrote: »

lol how would i know "which" pic that was? i don't know; it was just a pic you showed

The old &T calender, WAN has seen me almost naked,

Dfg

Perky tits and a hot ass. Lovely dimples and long hair. Soft blue eyes and a medium sized noise that suits your face. You have ear pierced and your lips partly match taylor swift.

I am sorry I like to imagine users as hot chics.

Dfg

NaziMick wrote: »

Since when was the Flat chested Taylor Swift a Hot chic?

I like models .

Amie

Like a fat viking.

MooseKnuckle

red bearded irish lookin fellow, with olive green eyes around 225 lbs

Sarahlov3ly

I say skinny but with a little pudge
Dark hair
brown eyes
I say you arent very dark skinned
amiclose>?

culinaryoverlord

You are not a ginger, you can tan. Your hair is reddish brown, receding above your temples(more on the left than the right) and thinning at the crown. Your beard comes out a bit 'calico', with dark brown, red and white bits in it, but you have to be close to notice it. Your eyes have very short eyelashes, and your brow ridge is pronounced, but not overly so, your eyebrows are thin and red. Your nose is slim, and your nostrils are tight ovals. Your face is square-ish, without much cheekbone, and you use your beard to accentuate your jaw line. Your lips are thin but expressive with a pronounced philtrum. Your chin is dimpled in the middle. Your first facial impression is that of a person who is intense, but approachable. You have a respectable amount of body hair, and larger than average hands and feet. You have well developed musculature hidden by a minor layer of fat that will never go away. You have excellent posture. Your cock is bigger than average.

C/O
"just the bit about the cock should guarantee me a win"

duuude

Sorry buddha, I picture everyone on the internet to look like this.

WAN

^gross

Gary Oak

Every time I think of how you look I think of RougueEagle.

buddha

Amie wrote: »

Like a fat viking.

I'm not fucking fat, Not very viking looking either I don't think.

MooseKnuckle wrote: »

red bearded irish lookin fellow, with olive green eyes around 225 lbs

red beard? No

Sarahlov3ly wrote: »

I say skinny but with a little pudge
Dark hair
brown eyes
I say you arent very dark skinned
amiclose>?

^^^ no

culinaryoverlord wrote: »

You are not a ginger, you can tan. Your hair is reddish brown, receding above your temples(more on the left than the right) and thinning at the crown. Your beard comes out a bit 'calico', with dark brown, red and white bits in it, but you have to be close to notice it. Your eyes have very short eyelashes, and your brow ridge is pronounced, but not overly so, your eyebrows are thin and red. Your nose is slim, and your nostrils are tight ovals. Your face is square-ish, without much cheekbone, and you use your beard to accentuate your jaw line. Your lips are thin but expressive with a pronounced philtrum. Your chin is dimpled in the middle. Your first facial impression is that of a person who is intense, but approachable. You have a respectable amount of body hair, and larger than average hands and feet. You have well developed musculature hidden by a minor layer of fat that will never go away. You have excellent posture. Your cock is bigger than average.

C/O
"just the bit about the cock should guarantee me a win"

The red is wrong, the black I have no idea about, and the green is absolutely true of course.

duuude wrote: »

Sorry buddha, I picture everyone on the internet to look like this.

OMG YOU WIN...no

culinaryoverlord

Balls, I'm not psychic.

Slave of the Beast

Just post a bloody picture of yourself already.

buddha

Slave of the Beast wrote: »

Just post a bloody picture of yourself already.

Chill, I will post a pics after I get home from church, while my hair is still all combed and shit.

It's 7:30am now, I'll be home about 12:00pm.

Might before if I have time.

So at least give me an hour or two.

I wan't to look pretty for you guys.

WAN

Slave of the Beast wrote: »

Just post a bloody picture of yourself already.

I want to say the same to you

buddha

C/O wins for giving the best try.



Who's going to make the next what you look like thread?

Box

Damn bro...you're jewish.

buddha

Box wrote: »

Damn bro...you're jewish.

I'm not circumcised.

buddha

So how close do I look to what you thought I might have looked like???

Box

Well, I thought you were good looking.

buddha

ummm....thanks....I guess.



You should let me stick it in your box.

Box

Oh...I umm meant prior to you posting the picture. I thought you were good looking, before. Quite the disappointment.

WAN

you look very different from the first pic i saw of u

buddha

A few slightly older ones of me...

buddha

Me three years ago...

PsychoDelic

The ones you just posted are more like what I expected

MooseKnuckle

i knew it, you dye your hair. ginger

buddha

MooseKnuckle wrote: »

i knew it, you dye your hair. ginger

I do not.

The closest I am to ginger is they have no souls, and I have no soul (Ya dig brother?)

Can't see it in the pic too well, but I have quite a bit of grey hair, which wouldn't be there if I dyed it.

Also I'm not a faggot, I don't dye my hair.

ducklips

Box wrote: »

Oh...I umm meant prior to you posting the picture. I thought you were good looking, before. Quite the disappointment.

well, I'm not getting all my hopes up that you are attractive but i could be completely wrong and you a sexy beast

Unknown

Holy shit, you look nothing like I imagined. Still, awesome beard!

ducklips

the beard is my second favorite part of him...we can guess the first (the penis)

Box

ducklips wrote: »

well, I'm not getting all my hopes up that you are attractive but i could be completely wrong and you a sexy beast

I am.

buddha

Box wrote: »

I am.

Prove it, make a dupe thread of this for you.

And thanks TRX100, I am very proud of my beard. Wasn't too sure when I started growing it, but now I will likely never shave it off. Also I look fucking 12 years old without it.

Box

buddha wrote: »

Prove it, make a dupe thread of this for you.

And thanks TRX100, I am very proud of my beard. Wasn't too sure when I started growing it, but now I will likely never shave it off. Also I look fucking 12 years old without it.

No.

Can't risk it. And beards are for homos

Gary Oak

Post pics of Ducklips. :o:o

Sarahlov3ly

far from what i thought

Dfg

My beard > Yours.

Can someone paint him black. I want to see that face on a nigger. Just for the lulz

You look handsome Buddha, no wonder ducklips is after you.

inb4wandeclaresloveforbuddha and we see a semi decent bitch fight between WAN and Ducklips.

Dfg

Box wrote: »

No.

Can't risk it. And beards are for homos

*Lights a match and points to taylor swift poster*

Don't make me do it.

WAN

ducklips wrote: »

the beard is my second favorite part of him...we can guess the first (the penis)

lol

buddha

And WTF do I have to photoshop in a dragoncock myself. Lazy fuckers.

BigHarryDick

So is it hard being amish?

Slave of the Beast

buddha wrote: »

Twigs just don't make any sense, do they?

buddha

BigHarryDick wrote: »

So is it hard being amish?

Not at all, we have very simple lives.

Slave of the Beast wrote: »

Twigs just don't make any sense, do they?

That, my friend, is a stick. And no, not really.

Slave of the Beast

buddha wrote: »

That, my friend, is a stick. And no, not really.

Even I cannot summon the sphincter-puckering pedantry required to debate the technicalities of what constitues a twig. And on the subject of puckered sphincters I think the beard needs to go, unless looking like a child molester with a subnormal IQ is currently in vogue.

StephenPBarrett

A bit different than what i was expecti.g bit not too far off. Very brave of you to post pics. I wont do it again.