Freedom!!!

buddhabuddha Regular
edited June 2011 in Spurious Generalities
WTF. I am alive. and free. tired and will post in the morning.

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  • edited June 2011
    FUCK YEAH Buddha's back! I hope you have some stories to tell :D
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited June 2011
    who the fuck is Buddha?


    lol. Freedom? Nigga were you locked up?
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited June 2011
    Got 50 days for "Battery", Served 33 (2/3s). Sucks balls.

    So yes I was "Locked up".
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited June 2011
    nice, its not all that bad once you set your mind right.
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited June 2011
    nice, its not all that bad once you set your mind right.

    Anal rape?
  • edited June 2011
    Please don't tell me you were anally raped...
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited June 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    Please don't tell me you were anally raped...

    I won't :(
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited June 2011
    Did the kid not want to get into your van?
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited June 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    Anal rape?

    only if youz a bitch!

    oh and Fuck Jail food. Only snacks get you by in there
  • blindbatblindbat Regular
    edited June 2011
    waht did you see while you were in tharr? Anal rape? stabbings ?
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited June 2011
    Did they serve you something that tried like hell to be a sloppy joe or maybe a pulled pork samich but failed miserably at both?
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited June 2011
    only if youz a bitch!

    oh and Fuck Jail food. Only snacks get you by in there

    You're one of those guys who buys like a million ramens from commissary aren't you? Fuck paying what they charge for all that shit, $1.00 for a ramen, BAH!
    blindbat wrote: »
    waht did you see while you were in tharr? Anal rape? stabbings ?

    I've been quite a few times, and I've never seen any rapes. A couple years ago though I was doing 210 days, and I was working in the clinic (sweeping and mopping and shit), and they brought this dude in that was all fucked up, I guess his cell mate had tried to scalp him, he had two big flaps of his head hanging off, they just stapled him up and sent him to another jail.
    Did they serve you something that tried like hell to be a sloppy joe or maybe a pulled pork samich but failed miserably at both?

    No, they try and serve a lot of soy and turkey blend stuff, like instead of ground beef in stuff it would be TVP. Or breakfast turkey sausage stuff, really nasty food. They have got a lot better though over the years. The jail I was at used to serve weird ass concoctions all the time, like shredded cabbage and pineapple. I have no idea who comes up with their menus.
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited June 2011
    god damn right i was. beats the shit out of that blended bullshit that just gives you gas.

    nothing beats a good ramen pizza jailhouse style
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