Sign Up for High-Bandwidth Interplanetary Connection Now [New Domain .mars Open]

DfgDfg Admin
edited July 2011 in Tech & Games
According to ScienceNow, a contract has been signed to create a Mars ISP which will be able to transmit like footage of Mars rocks. Google is also creating a special channel for Mars Streaming service. Users will be able to view live Mars atmosphere in HD.

This came as a surprise to most of the Scientist at NASA. During their past tests, they could only get 270 megabits per second using PPM (pulse-position modulation) but thanks to hard working scientists the new technology would use OAM (Orbital Angular Momentum). It will be much faster than PPM and it will open new gates for potential customers.

Since US Laws are quite strict regarding content, most Internet users have been looking for places where they can host their websites without worrying about legal issues. The Mars ISP/Hosting Company will fix that issue. Setting up a dedicated Mars server away from any political reach, customers can host anything, from cp to wikileaks documents. No one on this planet Earth can stop them.

Even DoD is taking interest in it. NASA scientist for the first time aren't against this, according to them, they require millions of dollars to develop and test OAM and if some rich perverts can help fund this project, who gives a fuck about some videos of minors.


But aside from the business aspect, when it comes to Interplanetary communication, the speed and distance issue has been a big clusterfuck, since they have to use laser beams and simple protocols, the data transfer rate is shitty. It's like using a Dial-up to watch YouTube HD. Since the images submitted by Mars Anal Probes are quite high in detail, it takes minutes if not hour to get the whole package downloaded.

One scientist even tried torrenting the pictures by installing Utorrent on the probe and linking it to World Wide Web, in the end the Torrent was deleted by Piratebay mods for using unknown protocol.

You can read the full details here

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Comments

  • CaptainFalconCaptainFalcon Regular
    edited July 2011
    lol. Can't wait to use multibillion dollar interplanetary communication systems to store my Austin Kincaid fap materials.
  • edited July 2011
    That looks interesting, although I doubt someone will try and host their child porn collection on Mars. Pretty dumb idea if it's right under the Government's noses anyway. It's a shame about the speeds, this sounds like a pretty good idea.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited July 2011
    Imagine going to Mars as a colony in years time, then finding a huge 2001 a Space Odessey monolith-type server, only to plug it in and get some CP or nerdy Cosplay photos.

    Aside from that, I'm rather intrigued.
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