The Ultimate Burp Pee Workout - Totse 9/11 Party

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edited September 2011 in Spurious Generalities
Tired of reading all those stupid training guides and doing this and that, well forget about everything. I have the secret for the ultimate workout. Anyone can do this work out, it's super easy and the results are awesome. You don't need to pay a dollar for it, hell don't even need to pay anything to me or anyone. You can do this wherever you want provided it's not against the law.

To start drink up a liter of water or beer or whatever that works for you. Eat some food and make sure to pop some acid pills.

Go to your roof and drop your pants and then wait for nature to take it's course. If you time it correctly you will Burp and Pee and the same time.


For more Advance training, include a FART in it. So, you will be using three holes of you body at the same time, it gets better, while taking a piss, squat and then focus on burping and let your anus lose. You will pee, fart, shit and burp at the same time and it gets even better,

If you have a pepper with you, you can force a sneeze.

You can try various variations, like burping and pee'ing while getting fucked from behind. Again, this the Ultimate workout and even a fat fuck like you can do it.


Just for 9/11, you can do the Two Towers work out, which basically means burping and pee'ing while shitting on the WTC Pictures or if you're the hard core type, you can replace the burp with Allahu Akbar!

There are other variations that you can try, you can pee and let lose a pre-cum or you can pee and burp and then try fapping after it while taking a shit.

Happy 9/11 Everyone!
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