So, any ToTSEans had experiences with smelly vaginas? I recently had a manic episode and got with 3 girls in 3 days (not my proudest moment) but one in particular you could actually smell from outside my room.
Now I was pretty drunk at the time, so after an awesome blowjob to get things going I decided to return the favour, and by this point my room stank of poontang. I don't joke - by the time my nose was within a few inches of her axe wound I was close to puking, so I went for her thigh instead.
Fast forward, 2 days later my room still reeked and no amount of my "Orange Chronic" air freshener and open windows could help me. This spray is made to cover up the smell of weed, and obviously there is no such thing as a tuna melt sandwich strain. If anything if it was, it should be an indica as that odour knocked me on my ass.
So, anyone here had any experiences with smelly poontangs? It's enough to make me turn gay. If I know I'm going to get laid I will make an effort to have even a 5 minute shower. Women, you disgust me at times.
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Imagine sliced beef with cottage cheese on.
I say no more.
I've had some pretty terrible dicks, smelly and all, but you're right. Snatch lingers, it's supposed to. A bad smell, other than fish, can be due to diet or over-douching or any other various things that upset the natural balance. That said, tea tree oil works well for this. Take some of the oil with water and make a spray, this will initially mask the odor and over time will kill the odor-causing bacteria.