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You know how muslims get 72 virgins in heaven?
Totse Bot
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July 2010
edited July 2010
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What if the muslim is a woman? What does she get?
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Dfg
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July 2010
edited July 2010
She either gets to be one of those 72 Virgins or she gets some male equivalent. I personally I think she gets pwned in the end.
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Megalodon
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July 2010
edited July 2010
72 virgin men lol
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Mayberry
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July 2010
edited July 2010
I'm wondering, does the Qur'an mention what kind of virgins? Even for men, it could be 72 virgin men, cows, dolphins, or even 72 bottles of extra virgin olive oil.
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Caesar
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July 2010
edited July 2010
She gets a damn good thrashing, much like I assume all women get in abrahamic afterlifes.
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Rolf
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July 2010
edited July 2010
Women don't make it to heaven, they make it to Rolf's hall of gold, where their eternity involves being pampered by the brilliance of Baron von Rolf.
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