Story #1: "so my dad wouldnt stfu so i threw him out"
The General
Regular
So last night im chillin with some friends, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck shit, ugly assed fags wearing leather waistcoats n shit. I spend more on a silk tie than these bitches spent on their rusty assed trucks.
Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. I get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some shit so i walk over, turns out some local pussy is arm wrestling for cash, thinks he is hot shit, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ass. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n shit, ruining my buzz so i knock him the fuck out with a chair and order some more beers.
So me n me friends go back to my house, sippin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at the door, shouting some shit.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My pussy dad is aways trying shit with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n shit seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a bitch, hes whining like a pussy to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this bitch aint going nowhere.
Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n shit but hes still actin like a fucking bitch., wont shut the hell up so i think "fuck this shit" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my pussy dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o shit so had a look out the window and see him on the floor, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n shit.
Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. Bitch had it coming, he wont try shit again. Im the man of ths house
keep in mind these storys aren't real and don't relate to anyone or anything. I copied this story that another kid wrote but he said I could post it freely. I will write another story later about the aftermath.
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