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Ask a black dude...

MarijuanasaurusMarijuanasaurus Regular
edited July 2010 in Spurious Generalities
... If he likes mayonnaise. I bet hell tell you 'hell naw nigga. i like dat miracle whip'

cuz nothin says nostalgia like miracle whip, and a silver chain around yo neck.
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  • kfc v lotkfc v lot Regular
    edited July 2010
    Ok... You been eating gone off mayonnaise ?
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  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited July 2010
    you are so wrong asshole
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  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    Reminds a niggah of his motha's cookin.
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited July 2010
    I worked with a black chef this week and it was fucking hilarious. he guy is from Ghana.

    "Mon, me johnson just too big and its no good y'see. When I boom boom with my lady, I have no body contact. It just too big!"

    Oh, and upon asking, he said he liked fried chicken....and the best bit? When he burnt the food, he ran up to the oven and muttered "oh lordy". Just about heard it and fucking loled.

    You niggas be funny.
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  • mafiabromafiabro Regular
    edited July 2010
    I should have been black. I love miracle whip, fried chicken, watermellon, kool-aid, ect.
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  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    RemadE wrote: »
    I worked with a black chef this week and it was fucking hilarious. he guy is from Ghana.

    "Mon, me johnson just too big and its no good y'see. When I boom boom with my lady, I have no body contact. It just too big!"

    Oh, and upon asking, he said he liked fried chicken....and the best bit? When he burnt the food, he ran up to the oven and muttered "oh lordy". Just about heard it and fucking loled.

    You niggas be funny.

    You shoulda broke out his jam.

    Swiiiiing low, Sweeeeet chariot.
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