I jizzed in my pants

Dysgraphia

in my friend's internet cafe, it was empty.

Then a hot girl came in with a computer.

And saw it.

And I told her, "just go, please."

Mayberry

Should've said, "Look what you made me do."

fanglekai

StephenPBarrett

That sucks. I pictured a girl carrying a desktop computer with mouse keyboard and all when I read it. You should fap more to prevent this or less if that's why you jizzed.

Unknown

Lmfao. This reminds me of Beta House, when he jizzes all over that girls teddy. Mr Biggles or whatever its called

jarkof

Damn somebody beat me to the lonely Islands jizz in my pants thread. Haha there faces are the best part.

Big baby jesus

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