Corrupt A Wish Thread

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ok thisis the best game, you will laugh for hours if its done right

heres how it works

I post a wish, a wish about anything you want

the next post has to corupt it,
when i say corupt i mean a huge HUGE sized, detailed !, Descriptive !
paragraph on how this is ruined ill start with an exampl

"i wish i had a dime"

now the next poster would say somthing like

"your walking by a wishing well when out of the corner of your eye you see a shining dime, this dime was special. it was calling out your name. you dive in the shallow pool to retrieve this treasure, you hit your head on the crotch of male decritive statue.
knocking you out, congrats you got your dime but drowned in 3 inches of water

Then this poster wouldput a wish of there own
Get it?


oknow for my wish

i wish that everytime i put my hands in my pockets to get money i would have the correct amount of change

Unknown

Granted, but whenever you pulled the change out of your pockets, you'd get mugged by the nearest black guy.

I wish that money grew on trees in my garden.

Swamp Junky

Granted. But you get brain cancer and die from all the x-ray radiation.

I wish I could fuck namaste.