Penis Enlargement
The penis is what defines a man. Many men feel that his penis is too small, even though it might be average sized (5.0"-6.5"). I'm not here to discuss the psychological aspect of penis size, but here to outline several methods of penis enlargement if you choose to do so.
Disclaimer: None of these methods are proven or guaranteed to work. All of these methods carry risks, and I take no responsibility to any harm done to yourself or others in trying out these methods.
Penis lengthening surgery
The most common way to do this is to take the part of the penis that is inside the body and attempt to expose more of it outside. Currently, this is not a safe procedure and can lead to erectile dysfunction.
Penis implants
The shaft of the penis is removed and replaced with inflatable penis implants. These can be pumped up to provide an erection. Most of your penis will be removed, and you will have to live the rest of your life knowing your penis is just plastic.
Illusion
Losing weight or trimming pubic hair will make the penis appear longer.
Penis-enlargement Pills
These have no credibility, but perhaps you may experience a placebo effect working. Biologically, they have been proven to be ineffective and even hazardous.
Penis Pump
A penis pump creates a vacuum that creates a pressure difference to cause blood to fill your penis. This attempts to force the penis into growing, but has very low success rates. Can also cause blood vessels to burst if done improperly.
Stretching
A stretching device is applied to the penis to allegedly 'force cells to divide.' This has been proven to work on tiny penises, but reliable results are not available for average penises.
Hanging
A weight is hanged off the penis to allow gravity to do its work. Very unsafe.
Clamps
The penis is clamped at the base in an attempt to increase girth. This is very dangerous and can destroy your penis.
Kegel Exercise
Contract and release the anus muscles and muscles used to urinate. It is most effective in controlling premature ejaculation, but will help exercise the penile muscles as well. Muscles will grow with exercies, although the effect may be minimal.
Jelqing
Hold your thumb and index fingers in a ring, place them at the base of your penis, and tightly pull to the tip. Repeat as many times as desired. This is considered an exercise and like working muscles elsewhere in the body, is relatively safe provided no excess stressors are applied.
Nutrition
Some foods are said to be able to assist in making your penis bigger. These include sugarcane, and fruits and vegetables high in iron.
Prayer
Pray to your god(s) for a larger penis.
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Comments
And to answer stres's question:
The rustier the better.
:eek::eek::eek: Who in the fuck would do this.
Allow me to demonstrate
Please dont do it mayberry. I wonder if anyones plastic penis has ever melted. Like in a fire or something that would suck.
http://digg.com/news/lifestyle/guide_penis_enlargement
http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/dbudx/guide_penis_enlargement/
Won't even try a falafel shaped penis pump?
Nah, I like the natural approach