Fuckyou Jack Daniels
bornkiller
AdministratorIn your girlfriends snatch
I awake to find you laying there
Awoken by your snores.
I rub my eyes in disbelief
What my drunken night had scored.
As I look upon your mono brow
One rug above your eyes.
To see one tooth beneath top lip,
It makes me want to cry.
And to my horror I notice
Your hair is silver gray.
I pray if there's a god above,
He'll make this go away.
Fuck you lord!
What have I done? To deserve this evil curse.
And then I think! at least this day,
Just can't get any worse.
Then I feel you stirring,
My anger turns to fear.
I hear you softly whisper,
Before your wet tongue licks my ear.
Hello I am your grandmas friend.
You came home drunk last night.
Now be a dear and wake her up.
She's just there to the right.
NNNNnnnnnooOOOOOoooo! FUCK YOU JACK DANIELS!!!:o:o:o:o:o
Awoken by your snores.
I rub my eyes in disbelief
What my drunken night had scored.
As I look upon your mono brow
One rug above your eyes.
To see one tooth beneath top lip,
It makes me want to cry.
And to my horror I notice
Your hair is silver gray.
I pray if there's a god above,
He'll make this go away.
Fuck you lord!
What have I done? To deserve this evil curse.
And then I think! at least this day,
Just can't get any worse.
Then I feel you stirring,
My anger turns to fear.
I hear you softly whisper,
Before your wet tongue licks my ear.
Hello I am your grandmas friend.
You came home drunk last night.
Now be a dear and wake her up.
She's just there to the right.
NNNNnnnnnooOOOOOoooo! FUCK YOU JACK DANIELS!!!:o:o:o:o:o
Comments
Oh man, this is great! Funny shit, dude.
Thanks mang.
I don't drink as much now as I did then.:)
And good to see yah posting here....That shits Winrar:thumbsup:
Stick to the Jimmy, JDs will only make you wake up to......Ugly chicks.:(
Yoooouuu Lucccckkkyyy Mother Fucker
I better go and get me some beers and join yah.:D