Challenge the overlord.
culinaryoverlord
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So I cook for a living, I bet a few of you do too. But I consider "scrounge cooking" to be an art unto itself. Taking seemingly unusable ingredients and turning them into palateable food is culinary mastership of the highest order, true creativity is only brought out by limitation. So whats in the back of your freezer?, what's gathering dust in your cupboard?, what's a day away from growing legs and saying" hello sanchez, how was your day?" in your fridge? Tell me, and I will, with a $3 budget of items from a convenience store(or not), and the simple ingredients of: oil(or margarine), flour, salt, and pepper, tell you how to cook it into something not wonderful, but at least edible.
Sock it to me.
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Sock it to me.
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Funky meatloaf.
Serve with, some kind of starchy stuff.
Add-on's; can of drained mushrooms, diced onions, layer of sliced potato's beneath the meat.
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A nigger :mad:
And how, exactly, do you intend to prove this over the internet?.
Anyway, I sure as shit don't put myself off as a great chef, I have worked amongst this breed before and prancing around a kitchen with an ass full of turned vegetables dolloping cranberry-seaweed foam on overpriced steamed lentils might be your idea of cooking, but it's not mine.
I cook real food, chicken stew with dumplings, stuffed roast pork loin, BBQ, I have 20 years of experience cooking for working class people and I am damn good at it, in fact I'm the fucking overlord.
I also like to teach others to cook, and giving advice on using diverse and strange ingredients is what I hope to do in this thread. But thanks for bumping my thread troll, and giving me an excuse to bump it again. Now go microwave something your useless whore of a mother cooked for you before going out to suck dick for crack money.
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"Fatty and Big Bear sittin' in a tree, F- A- P- P- I- N- G"
Fixed.
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I believe you sir are the faggot as youve said before.:D I disagree with most of what CO says but for some reason I like the guy. Also the hello Sanchez line in the op made me lol. Once I check my fridge Ill let you know I could use some cooking tips.
Waffle snowman!!!!!!
Wow, thats a rough one, no roadkill around?
Hokay, aside from the obvious waffle sandwich with peanut butter and raisins inside, ummmm. This may be bending my thread rules a bit but with some brown sugar and dill... um no that would be gross, the lack of meat has me a little flummoxed, carrots and raisins go very well together if you boil the carrots a little first and then then saute them with a little butter, some beer, raisins, brown sugar and a dash of cinnamon if you have it, cook it down till the raisins plump a bit and the liquid is just enough to coat the carrots/raisins. But this is only suitable as a side dish. Add some curry and some chick peas and you have something that might be good on rice.
Final answer, waffle sandwich, some chopped bananas and a couple of strips of bacon would make this an Elvis favorite!
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"Dammit Jim, I'm a cook not a magician"
I have successfully challenged then beaten the overlord.
I lulzed... But those are rice krispies mang.
BAD FANGLEY DANGLE!
I made a suggestion, just not a good one. Fine, I'll eat a loss on this one. But tomorrow is another day.
Google failed to find me a pic, so I used that one even though it wasn't waffles. It would be a new culinary creation of epic magnitude and google could then index it!!!
I still say waffle snowman!!!!!!
Fuck I want a waffle and some real maple syrup. Yum!
Log Cabin Syrup is made a few miles from where I grew up :hai:
Log cabin has always been my fav. It has a wonderful flavor. Hopefully the place that makes it isn't a shithole
Eh. It's a tiny little town in Illinois. The place does have this cool ass Indian gift shop though. I love that place. And the mayor is some ridiculous ass fucking kid about my age.
Seriously that's all I have and I"m fuckin hungry
Sounds like egg drop soup for you, my man!
Explain sorry i suck with cooking.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_drop_soup
Not as bad as it sounds. I actually love the stuff. But I'm used to eating like a poor bastard for no reason. Throw some noodles in there and you have yourself a nice little meal.
Awesome. I love egg drop soup but I looked it up and I didnt know it was that easy to make. I'll have to try this.
Ramen, sv. chips, goldfish; gonna have to take another loss on that one.
At least Sanchez has some protein to work with.
Cut and fry the red pepper in a little butter on low heat until it is soft, the heat should be just high enough that you hear it sizzling, but not enough that it smokes.
Then add the water and the little stock pouch, I like a little less in my ramen than the directions, and bring to a boil.
Add the noodles when it is boiling, while they cook, quickly crack an egg in a small bowl and beat with a fork.
Just as the noodles are done slowly trickle the beaten egg into the soup while slowly stirring it, the egg will come apart and cook into "shreds"
Good add ons, stick of cut pepperoni, onions(fry with peppers), chilli garlic sauce.
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"fer cryin' out loud guys it's hunting season, and DON'T go telling be you don't have guns!"
good call Acid Drop, this was posted while I was writing mine!
....If I open a jar/container of salsa it's always gone by the time I'm done :facepalm: Luckily it's very low in calories as I would be a huge fat fuck. :facepalm: Man I love salsa. Forgot some while I was at the store.
Try that.
Can't hunt anything worth killing in Illinois with a rifle. Don't like using shotgun slugs. I mayyyyy break down and shoot a rabbit to make a stew this winter though.
And yes, I know, I'm quite awesome.
:facepalm: That's not the point of this thread.
Your opinion carries no validity.
Also. There is a Chinese market just inside the city here, but the woman at the counter always frightens me. War isn't shit till you have to deal with this batshit crazy 4'8" violent Chinese woman!
True I need to kill me a deer soon. One deer lasts so long and it's awesome tasting.
I agree.... But no can use rifle here :facepalm:
I refuse!
There's always bow hunting.
Meh. I'm not avid enough of a hunter to buy a bow, and do all the other required crap. I'm not the guy you see walking around in camo.
And indeed, salsa is a meal unto iteslf!
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"hurr hurr, I'm a dur (Bang!)"
I think you'd be fun to hunt with. I dunno why, though. I'd like some deer meat too. Damn that sounds good right now.
Damn, does anyone have anything to eat other than ramen? You could try making some quesa fresco with the milk, if you have some vinegar that is. Just bring the milk almost to a boil and add a little salt and vinegar, the protein will separate, and you can pour the results through a clean piece of t-shirt to separate it. (I like this process because it reminds me of drug recipies). Twist the t-shirt around the resulting ball and squeeze out all the remaining moisture, the let it cool. Slice up the ball and have it with your ramen, or flour and fry it in some oil(better).
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I stand corrected.