Revenge!!
culinaryoverlord
Regular
So I have been living in a small bachelor place for the last 3.5 months, nice enough and it has A.C.:). But my recent upstairs neighbors are a pain, if you want to party like they do you should get yourself some acreage with some like minded people and have fun. I talked to them reasonably once, went up there once really hot and made a scene, and did everything short of calling the pigs in. Unfortunately I have little backup in this town as I am just working here for the summer, otherwise this would not be an issue.
Now they try to provoke me by turning up the tunes at 4 am, stomping on the floor, etc., and none of the nutless fucks that live here seem inclined to do anything about it, but whatever. I'm done here in 10 days and I have a plan, that while it may fuck up my rental reference, I feel inclined to pursue regardless of concequence. I sleep better when I retaliate, otherwise I would probably become a buddhist.
1. buy battery operated alarm clock with absofuckinglutely piercing alarm, plus a two pack of simple `magnet sensor`alarms.
2. The air conditioner has been recently replaced leaving a screwed in piece of wood where the larger ac. was. This wallspace revealed above it stops at the next floor but is close enough if the alarm is loud enough.
3. A fishing rod, some duct tape, you get the idea.
4. The additional alarms are just embellishment, I will tack one to his door, so as he has a nice surprise when he goes to work, as well as disturbing my no-balls neighbors who were afraid to complain. The second I am going to attach to the gate on his truck, just a final farewell.
Any advice that does not involve blowing the place up would be appreciated.
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fatty mcfuckface sez"cuz my mum loves valium, and she's asleep right now, tee hee hee":fap:
Now they try to provoke me by turning up the tunes at 4 am, stomping on the floor, etc., and none of the nutless fucks that live here seem inclined to do anything about it, but whatever. I'm done here in 10 days and I have a plan, that while it may fuck up my rental reference, I feel inclined to pursue regardless of concequence. I sleep better when I retaliate, otherwise I would probably become a buddhist.
1. buy battery operated alarm clock with absofuckinglutely piercing alarm, plus a two pack of simple `magnet sensor`alarms.
2. The air conditioner has been recently replaced leaving a screwed in piece of wood where the larger ac. was. This wallspace revealed above it stops at the next floor but is close enough if the alarm is loud enough.
3. A fishing rod, some duct tape, you get the idea.
4. The additional alarms are just embellishment, I will tack one to his door, so as he has a nice surprise when he goes to work, as well as disturbing my no-balls neighbors who were afraid to complain. The second I am going to attach to the gate on his truck, just a final farewell.
Any advice that does not involve blowing the place up would be appreciated.
C/O
fatty mcfuckface sez"cuz my mum loves valium, and she's asleep right now, tee hee hee":fap:
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2. Fart in it.
3. Let it mellow for a week or so.
4. Give it to them as a parting gift.
5. ?????
6. PROFIT!!!
But on thinking about this further, I like the idea of getting some intel on him, and really messing with his day. My moral standards just went down another notch as he and some of his friends were just here banging on my door calling me out. I had my whacking stick ready, but damn me for a fool if I am going to stroll out my door and face off four drunk guys. He called for a one on one, so I told him to come back alone, tomorrow, sober, and I would oblige. First one's right in the nuts.
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fatty mcfuckface sez"no nigger will ever fuck my Ethiopian princess"
Put one of these near his computer, sound system.
Failing that, Murder/suicide?
thanks
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thanks for flying Total Bastard Airlines, your day can only get better
I just pooped.....
So my neighbor came and apologized today, said he was drunk, and that it wouldn't happen again. I don't care. He's only sorry when he's alone and sober. The plan goes ahead.
I have added the magnet idea to the original list, thanks for the advice about the microwave gun, but my timeline is a little short for a project like that.
I love revenge, I once crammed the air ducts of some creeps car full of ground up used kitty litter, I had my reasons. Anyone else got a good "revenge" story?
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It takes all of 1 day.
Heheh, the amount of time I spent swimming Lara around and changing the pov to try and get a good view of her crotch. Actually the only game I ever fapped to was Fallout3, had my dog and the whore in the same room, and my imagination got the better of me.