Why me???

Telephoneman

Is my dick burning when I piss because I drink too much- or because I masturbate too much? I do both whenever im off work and sometimes at work.

Katzenklavier

Likely a urinary tract infection. A doctor can prescribe antibiotics and it'll clear up in a week. Don't use dirty lube next time.

duuude

Quick, clean that shit with a q-tip b4 your dick falls off

Gary Oak

Telephoneman as in the Bobby Brown song?

Mayberry

Oral Indulgences... are we gonna cook your cock?

DirtySanchez

You should be fine. This happens to me occasionally. Like I'll take a piss but it burns like shit then it feels like theres still some in there and it burns so bad it hard to sit still and I have to stay trying to piss for 30 or 40 minutes to get the burn out.:mad::mad:

Telephoneman

I figured people who drink beer and... orally indulge would be able to tell me if this was due to alcoholic consumption or.. over indulgence.

P.s. Yah there is something wrong with my line.

DirtySanchez

Im wondering now if alcohol is the cause. I drink a lot and get this but I haven't fucked any hookers.

Mayberry

If alcohol is the cause, just drink more until you go into the anesthesia stage so you won't feel any burning anymore

fanglekai

Jack off BEFORE you piss. Seriously, i had to learn this the hard way. If you still feel a burning sensation, see your doctor. Tests should only cost $30 or so.

Telephoneman

What is the iron fist? Also pissing first sounds like good advice. Ill start pissing first.

JustAnotherAsshole

There was a little while where I was pissing out these tiny fluffy, bloody masses (1-3mm).

I'm glad I don't have to deal with that fucking noise anymore. It took forever to finish pissing and it really hurt when those bloody things were coming out.

culinaryoverlord

Re;OP
Does it just burn when you piss, or when you're done does it feel like theres more but nothing comes out?

Masturbatron

culinaryoverlord wrote: »

Re;OP
Does it just burn when you piss, or when you're done does it feel like theres more but nothing comes out?

This is due to dehydration, isn't it?

fanglekai

Might have a UTI or STI. Just go to your doctor and get tested.

culinaryoverlord

Yep, and sometimes people don't realize they're dehydrated, stress inhibits the feeling of thirst. It can also mean a urinary tract infection, or taking meth and eating rolaids (I got this info from Maxim, so ?), can cause burning while pissing.

The best ways to avoid a urinary tract infection (for guys) is to, keep your underwear clean, use a rubber while taking the south road, and cup the end of your dong while sitting down to take a dump, so your meatus(dinkeye) does not rub against the edge of the toilet, thus exposing you to an amazing variety of virulent nasties.
C/O
"love your dink, it is the only one you'll ever have"

fanglekai

Or you should just put a piece of toilet paper on top of your dick and then push your dick so it faces downward so it doesn't touch the seat. Voila!

Mantikore

shouldnt be alcohol.

dont fap with dirty hands