Suffer from premature ejaculation or want to last longer?

MayberryMayberry Regular
edited October 2010 in Life
Little tip I learned today, rub burn cream on your dick. Actually works. :fap:

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  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited October 2010
    What is burn cream? Icy Hot? Explain.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited October 2010
    It's the cream you apply to areas where you get burnt. For first aid, not relief like Icy Hot. It's mainly the xylocaine in the cream that reduces sensations. You'll get less enjoyment, but at least you last longer :o
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
    I don't have this problem. If you do then it's funny because your asian so you already have a small penis then you have to add to your woes premature ejaculation.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited October 2010
    I don't have this problem. If you do then it's funny because your asian so you already have a small penis then you have to add to your woes premature ejaculation.

    Nah, my small dick is small, but at least it can keep up :)

    We just learned this in psyc class when the prof said he did an experiment where he rubbed the cream on a rat's dick and it lasted way longer than any other rat :D
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    Nah, my small dick is small, but at least it can keep up :)

    We just learned this in psyc class when the prof said he did an experiment where he rubbed the cream on a rat's dick and it lasted way longer than any other rat :D

    So what caused him to rub cream on a rats dick?
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited October 2010
    So what caused him to rub cream on a rats dick?

    He's a psyc prof :o

    Didn't do it himself, but got one of his assistants to do it.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
    Yes but what does creamy rat cock have to do with psychology?
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited October 2010
    Yes but what does creamy rat cock have to do with psychology?

    One of his research specialities of sexual psychology. Plus all psyc profs have crazy things running through their heads :o
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
    So can cream of rat dick help to unlock the psychology behind my sexual deviancy?
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited October 2010
    Try deer dick. I have one in my fridge.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited October 2010
    How large is a rats penis?
  • edited October 2010
    Lidocaine will do the trick all the same, and it'll be easier to obtain methinks.

    Make sure you don't get lidocaine inside her though, or you'll numb her pussy.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited October 2010
    How large is a rats penis?

    Not very, around 1 cm in length on average. Rodents base their virility more on a testicle to body-size ratio, with no regard for penis size. Rat testicles are larger than rat brains :o
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited October 2010
    Lidocaine will do the trick all the same, and it'll be easier to obtain methinks.

    Make sure you don't get lidocaine inside her though, or you'll numb her pussy.

    Xylocaine is just the brand name for Lidocaine :p

    And yeh, no reason to use it if you're not having problems as it will lower the stimulation of your sexual partner as well.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited October 2010
    I would think that making your dick numb would make your dick go limp.

    Erections don't require physical sensations from your dick. It's like getting a boner while you're sitting in a boring class. You're pretty sure nothing's touched your dick and have no idea why it's coming up, but it is :o Just the ejaculation requires sensations.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited October 2010
    It's more effective to learn how to control your ejaculation through breathing and masturbation so you don't need creams.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited October 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    It's more effective to learn how to control your ejaculation through breathing and masturbation so you don't need creams.

    Yeh that's ideal, but if anybody is looking for an easy way out :p
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited October 2010
    spazz wrote: »
    i'm getting suspicious of you........

    wai? :confused:

    becuz i no dix? i liek mai dickydix
  • Eman ResuEman Resu Semo-Regulars
    edited October 2010
    I heard rubbing BenGay on your cock and balls works wonders!
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited October 2010
    Eman Resu wrote: »
    I heard rubbing BenGay on your cock and balls works wonders!

    Huffing raid makes you last for hours.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited October 2010
    spazz wrote: »
    I think you are a hermie.

    or a transsexual-transvestite from Transylvania :eek:
    rhps_seth.jpg

    It's more of the ability to morph. Small penis makes it easy to shift between fembot and male.
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