I wish I had a 12" dick

Issue313Issue313 Acolyte
edited July 2010 in Life
Not so I could satisfy girls better. I don't care shit about a bitches pleasure. I just want a huge wang.

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  • DaSkipperDaSkipper Regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't want a huge wang anymore. It's OVER 9000 INCHES.
  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    That's pretty gay. What's the point of having a large dick if you don't care for the female attention?
  • edited July 2010
    Issue313 wrote: »
    Not so I could satisfy girls better. I don't care shit about a bitches pleasure. I just want a huge wang.

    Gay.
  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    Gay.

    It's so he could grasp his swollen member with great intensity. :rolleyes:
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    That would just cause more pain for your butt-buddies, you sadist.
  • trickstertrickster Acolyte
    edited July 2010
  • superspeedzsuperspeedz Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    as a well endowed man, you do not, dick down a leg while walking is not fun, taking a dump and having to hold your dick up so it doesn't go into the water, is also not fun. Try finding underwear, its all constricting and horrible.
  • weathersweathers Regular
    edited July 2010
    as a well endowed man, you do not, dick down a leg while walking is not fun, taking a dump and having to hold your dick up so it doesn't go into the water, is also not fun. Try finding underwear, its all constricting and horrible.

    Everyone knows you don't have a dick.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Regular
    edited July 2010
    I have a 10 and a half inch dick... Its really overrated.

    Size has nothing to do with overall quality of sex.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    Ever see how guys in porn have huge dicks? Ever notice how they almost never can fit the entire thing in the girl? Girls can never deepthroat the entire cock. And you can forget about anal with your girlfriend.
  • blindbatblindbat Regular
    edited July 2010
    i wouldn't like a 10 incher , but i would prefer a 7 - 8 incher and sum 6 -8 inch in circumference.


    http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/the-authentic-womens-penis-size-preference-chart
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    Anything over 7 inches is a waste. Unless you like fucking whales, you'll never be able to go balls deep.
  • Sasha GrapeSasha Grape Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    Lol.... I don't understand the mentality in this. "I want a GIANT penis... but I don't care about how the ladies feel about it. I just want it... all... to... myself... ooh yeah."
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    Lol.... I don't understand the mentality in this. "I want a GIANT penis... but I don't care about how the ladies feel about it. I just want it... all... to... myself... ooh yeah."

    Girls always say they dress up to look good for other girls. Guys want a big dick so we can brag about it and make other guys look puny by comparison. It's competition. We want bigger, better, faster, stronger, more expensive whatever. Obviously this innate sense of competition varies from person to person. Women have the same trait. "omg my boobs are so small" "i'm skinnier than she is" "i have more shoes than she does" "my handbag is designer and hers is from target", etc. If women had dicks they'd want to compete for size just like guys.
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited July 2010
    i wish i had a metal baseball bat dick so i could knock you the fuck out with it
  • Sasha GrapeSasha Grape Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    Girls always say they dress up to look good for other girls. Guys want a big dick so we can brag about it and make other guys look puny by comparison. It's competition. We want bigger, better, faster, stronger, more expensive whatever. Obviously this innate sense of competition varies from person to person. Women have the same trait. "omg my boobs are so small" "i'm skinnier than she is" "i have more shoes than she does" "my handbag is designer and hers is from target", etc. If women had dicks they'd want to compete for size just like guys.

    We dress up to look good for guys and guys only. What's the competition for? To look better than my friends so I can get the hotter guy, right? Guys typically want big cocks to be able to think, hey my dick's gigantic compared to Toby's... I SO have a better chance to get with that hot girl.

    I don't know what we're arguing. The point is, penis size, designer shoes, boobs, all that are for the approval of the opposite sex, not just a personal competition with oneself and others of the same sex. Unless that's what you're into.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    We dress up to look good for guys and guys only. What's the competition for? To look better than my friends so I can get the hotter guy, right? Guys typically want big cocks to be able to think, hey my dick's gigantic compared to Toby's... I SO have a better chance to get with that hot girl.

    I don't know what we're arguing. The point is, penis size, designer shoes, boobs, all that are for the approval of the opposite sex, not just a personal competition with oneself and others of the same sex. Unless that's what you're into.

    Tons of girls have told me they dress up to impress other women. I argue the point and they never concede. You're one of the few to say that yes, women do dress up for men. Obviously that's what seems more logical, but so many deny it.

    I'm not arguing with you. I'm saying that dick size is a competition. We don't care about female pleasure. That's not part of the game. Having a bigger dick has nothing to do with getting more chicks. Most women do not want an 8'' cock because it would hurt. Bigger penis does not equal more pleasure. Bigger dick size is for male bragging rights. Sometimes competition is to get members of the opposite sex. Sometimes it's competition to best your rivals simply for the sake of being better than they are.
  • Sasha GrapeSasha Grape Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    Tons of girls have told me they dress up to impress other women. I argue the point and they never concede. You're one of the few to say that yes, women do dress up for men. Obviously that's what seems more logical, but so many deny it.

    I'm not arguing with you. I'm saying that dick size is a competition. We don't care about female pleasure. That's not part of the game. Having a bigger dick has nothing to do with getting more chicks. Most women do not want an 8'' cock because it would hurt. Bigger penis does not equal more pleasure. Bigger dick size is for male bragging rights. Sometimes competition is to get members of the opposite sex. Sometimes it's competition to best your rivals simply for the sake of being better than they are.

    Alright, I'll take your word for it... though it seems odd to me that guys sit around discussing length and whipping it out shrieking "SEE! SEE!"

    Oh, and girls lie. All the time. They even lie to themselves. :)
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    Alright, I'll take your word for it... though it seems odd to me that guys sit around discussing length and whipping it out shrieking "SEE! SEE!"

    Oh, and girls lie. All the time. They even lie to themselves. :)

    I wouldn't whip it out because that would be pretty gay. Also, yeah, women lie constantly. It's always fucking annoying to hear them say "I dress up for other women." I say "why are you in competition with them? That's right, to be more attractive to men." They stress how I'm wrong and they only dress up to impress other women. Maybe it's like having the best suit in the room. Some guys care about that sort of thing. The more likely option is that my friends are incapable of reasoning.
  • weathersweathers Regular
    edited July 2010
    Alright, I'll take your word for it... though it seems odd to me that guys sit around discussing length and whipping it out shrieking "SEE! SEE!"

    That what I spend most of my days doing :(
  • trickstertrickster Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    We dress up to look good for guys and guys only. What's the competition for? To look better than my friends so I can get the hotter guy, right? Guys typically want big cocks to be able to think, hey my dick's gigantic compared to Toby's... I SO have a better chance to get with that hot girl.

    I don't know what we're arguing. The point is, penis size, designer shoes, boobs, all that are for the approval of the opposite sex, not just a personal competition with oneself and others of the same sex. Unless that's what you're into.

    It's a bit harder (lol) for guys to "show off" what's hidden beneath two layers of pants/shorts. In the same line of thought, I have no idea, nor do I care to know, the size of any of my friends' penes, wienees, ding dang doodles, shrivled members, purple headed yogurt slingers, 'little buddies', johnsons, willies, wing wangs, hammers, slammers, sexy meats, lady treats, or whatever it may be that they call their respective pieces. Point is, I don't really want to know.

    Personally, I get kinda tired of what's goin on in between my legs sometimes, plus I have a bad habit of sitting on one or both of my nards when I sit down too fast. Size is great and all, but it doesn't really mean anything unless you're on the extremely extreme end and making bank.

    That said, I love cleavage. I love it when girls compete to have the most alluring cleavage. I just don't see how that intention can be translated to guys though, unless you count those goofy bastards that started doing 'dick cleave', which is just silly.
  • edited July 2010
    mashlehash wrote: »
    It's so he could grasp his swollen member with great intensity. :rolleyes:

    O RLY?

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  • edited July 2010
    Lol.... I don't understand the mentality in this. "I want a GIANT penis... but I don't care about how the ladies feel about it. I just want it... all... to... myself... ooh yeah."

    A cock that large, so I hear my dear, with cause much discomfort to the unaccustomed lady. The only pleasure OP might get out of it is the above and autofellacio.
  • 1357913579 Death Cog Machine
    edited July 2010
    Pretty much agree with probe....I can only imagine anything over 7-8" or so would hurt...

    EDIT: I'm about 6.9-7.1
  • metameta Regular
    edited July 2010
    Ive got a nice 8 incher. Women seem to like it.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah well mine is over 9000 inches long.
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited July 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    Yeah well mine is over 9000 inches long.

    i think you are lying
  • edited July 2010
    meta wrote: »
    Ive got a nice 8 incher. Women seem to like it.

    :mad: Jealousy is a bitch.
  • BitterConflictBitterConflict Regular
    edited July 2010
    You know, if you take a shit your dick would touch the toilet bowel. If it's that big.
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