I know my day is going to be shitty when my wife pressures me to wake up. It's not like it's for sex, she just doesn't want to be awake alone.
Sounds like my girlfriend of 5 years. Apparently 3 years away from me she was fine doing it. And a good deal of those three years I got 3 hours of sleep a night. Apparently not enough.
I'm not allowed to sleep in hardly on my days off, or just be plain worthless for a day.
Goddamn women! :facepalm: Only trade off is she is good looking and I get laid, or I would kick her the fuck out. She also can't cook. :facepalm:
When you try to sleep early and ending sleeping late and waking up in the evening. FML
The insomnia of war is the worst.
Even in high school, before the drugs and booze my sleep patterns were fucked up. My body has never seemed to work on a normal sleep schedual.
Ranger school, and constant deployment made it impossible to sleep like a human. Over in the shit though, that is the norm. At least for our type of units. Most of the pricks probably got decent bedding. In the field we got 2-3 hours of sleep in 1-2 days depending on mission, and of course you slept in a hole. In the mountains of Afghan is was sleeping bags in a hole, in the dead of winter. No time or reason to set up a full camp.
But still, I'm home. Still can't sleep for shit. I already had sleeping problems, after that stint it has become a sickness. As she says, it's amazing I keep living the 3 hours I may sleep a night.
I just need some sleeping drugs. But I hear if you don't get knocked out you end up tripping, and I've gotten away from that crap. And I just want to sleep like a normal human. Without also being abused by a fucking 110lb bitch :facepalm:
As soon as I start working 40+ hours a week again I'll be able to sleep more (I know. Mindfuck). There is no way in hell I'm getting up sooner than 9am on days I don't work.
As soon as I start working 40+ hours a week again I'll be able to sleep more (I know. Mindfuck). There is no way in hell I'm getting up sooner than 9am on days I don't work.
I work 40-50 hour work weeks and it still doesn't happen for me. If I try to force myself to go to bed at a decent time, I just lay there for hours until I say fuck it and get up to smoke a few cigs and down some nyquil.
I work 40-50 hour work weeks and it still doesn't happen for me. If I try to force myself to go to bed at a decent time, I just lay there for hours until I say fuck it and get up to smoke a few cigs and down some nyquil.
My wife doesn't let me sleep in because I don't have a job.
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When your internet goes down for no apparent reason, leaving you sitting there helpless.
...when you take a shit and the water shoots up and splashes against your asshole.
I hate that :mad: Makes your ass cold and soggy. Why don't they have heated toilet water anyway...
This works, until you dump your payload onto the paper, which then sinks under the water. Then you shit again, and the splash comes back.
If you have to keep putting paper down between taking a slab, you're going to block the toilet or run out of paper
When you got no more toilet paper.
This is the most perfect evolution of a thread ever, just take a fucking picture and hang it on your &t wall.
fixed
Actually if you float the paper well, it'll hold up for multiple drops.
Sounds like my girlfriend of 5 years. Apparently 3 years away from me she was fine doing it. And a good deal of those three years I got 3 hours of sleep a night. Apparently not enough.
I'm not allowed to sleep in hardly on my days off, or just be plain worthless for a day.
Goddamn women! :facepalm: Only trade off is she is good looking and I get laid, or I would kick her the fuck out. She also can't cook. :facepalm:
The insomnia of war is the worst.
Even in high school, before the drugs and booze my sleep patterns were fucked up. My body has never seemed to work on a normal sleep schedual.
Ranger school, and constant deployment made it impossible to sleep like a human. Over in the shit though, that is the norm. At least for our type of units. Most of the pricks probably got decent bedding. In the field we got 2-3 hours of sleep in 1-2 days depending on mission, and of course you slept in a hole. In the mountains of Afghan is was sleeping bags in a hole, in the dead of winter. No time or reason to set up a full camp.
But still, I'm home. Still can't sleep for shit. I already had sleeping problems, after that stint it has become a sickness. As she says, it's amazing I keep living the 3 hours I may sleep a night.
I just need some sleeping drugs. But I hear if you don't get knocked out you end up tripping, and I've gotten away from that crap. And I just want to sleep like a normal human. Without also being abused by a fucking 110lb bitch :facepalm:
I work 40-50 hour work weeks and it still doesn't happen for me. If I try to force myself to go to bed at a decent time, I just lay there for hours until I say fuck it and get up to smoke a few cigs and down some nyquil.
My wife doesn't let me sleep in because I don't have a job.