I go to college with a lot of faggots.. but there are some of them that take the FUCKING cake.
There are some fags (who I'm not even sure know about 4chan... or the internet for that) that keep referencing memes, and sayings. They'll walk around and keep shouting "You jelly?!" at people for no reason. They'll just shout it, discarding any kind of meaning.
How can I deal with these faggots?
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The sad thing is, you can't. This shit has been going on for years, and increasing in retardation ever since the internet has become so mainstream and gay. This is why we have sites like Totse to seek refuge at, because we're a bunch of badass motherfuckers
^ This that these those them
Rolf has two different options, Option one: A hockey mask plus a machete, states Rolf, proceed to hack, slash and decapitate said morons, Rolf suggests not using the word "newfag" for it makes one sound like a retard from 4chan, states Rolf.
Option two: A TEC-9, trenchcoats and antidepressants, states Rolf. Then, continues Rolf, proceed to walk around firing said TEC-9 at said morons, states Rolf, bonus points if you listen to a lot of Rammstein and Marilyn Manson, finishes Rolf.
I was at the movies with my mom a couple months ago. While waiting for the previews to start; I hear memes galore two rows behind me and they are screaming "u mad?" and "this movie is taking over 9000 minutes to start!" I say to my mom (loud as fuck) "hear those annoying newfags behind us?" they all shut the fuck up.
The end of the movie one of them says to me "u mad?" and I said "stop jerking to child porn you 4channer fuck!" he leaves fast as fuck because I screamed it.
I fucking lold all the way home.
I was at the movies with my mom a couple months ago. While waiting for the previews to start; I hear memes galore two rows behind me and they are screaming "u mad?" and "this movie is taking over 9000 minutes to start!" I say to my mom (loud as fuck) "hear those annoying newfags behind us?" they all shut the fuck up.
The end of the movie one of them says to me "u mad?" and I said "stop jerking to child porn you 4channer fuck!" he leaves fast as fuck because I screamed it.
I fucking lold all the way home.
I read this drunk last night and fell on the floor laughing :hai:
It's getting pretty bad at my school, there's this freshman kid who looks like he's still in grade school, nearly half my height, and all he does is spray meme's everywhere all day. His name is Jack.
Yesterday he printed out and taped to the wall a picture that said "It has been ___ many days since the last velociraptor attack" and put up a stickynote where the blank was. He kept following me around telling me there were "no croissants today, boss" and "YOU JELLY!?" :facepalm:
...On second thoughts, maybe not.
u jelly? = Are you jealous?
Really. They need to all be killed.
4chan faggotry is well known in my area.