Im off to a big ol' rave in Birmingham on Saturday with Tordek and a few mates. Should be interesting. I feel the Hotel chech-in may be like Fear and Loathing...
On Sunday I turn 41, my plan for the day goes something like this.
Wake up, remember it is my birthday, and go back to sleep.
Wake up again, take first massive bong hit of the day, watch cartoons till girlfriend arrives.
After eating traditional birthday breakfast of poutine(fries with cheese and gravy) and beer, ask girlfriend nicely if she will suck my dick, I don't really have to ask nicely, but it usually improves the quality and effort put into the BJ.
Watch cartoons and drink beer.
Start drinking Stolichnaya and fresh grapefruit juice, and pop the two ritalin I have been saving.
Aternoon jam session with friends who will have to put up with me being much more wasted than them as most of them have to work on monday, hopefully get "Mrs Robinson" down.
Have Japanese feast with girlfriend in tatami room at Ki Sushi, perhaps another BJ if the Sake does it's job, and the waitress will take a 20 to keep the door closed for 20 minutes.
Say goodbye to girlfriend and hit a bar filled with strangers on a Sunday night for a few Yaegers and beers.
Find drugs, coke or E, and maybe a few benzo's or a half point of heroin for the comedown.
Ah CO, the life of a student is a bit like that. Wake and bake, American Dad, bit of work, walk to hand it in, get back, bong, films + shit food, call girl, sex, sleep, wake up feeling like P Diddy.
As soon as I get off work, I have a big ass joint waiting for me Gonna smoke that, and I have like 1/8th of some good reg, proceed to get baked, have a glass of absinthe, then go party tonight. Tomorrow my band is rehearsing(getting drunk and stoned while playing through our set list) for the music festival were playing the 12th-16th.
Remade, I did exactly what you posted yesterday, fuckin Roger on American Dad almost made me piss myself hahaha
Rugby match tonight where I shall consume quite a bit of red and buckets of Guiness. Get back and, few more beers and bed. See how I feel in the morning, probably buy some food for Sunday and then spend the rest of the day drinking stolly and canada dry.
Sunday I am putting my greenhouse together so I can see exactly where I have to put the foundations (dont trust the book that came with it) and have arranged to collect three tons of manure for the garden. Have a shoulder of lamb that I will be eating, few drinks but not too many as I have some important shit to do at work on Monday.
Probably break in my new pipe a bit, maybe head down to the pub and then come home and go to sleep alone and drunk.
Tomorrow who knows may try and go for a walk, or try and wear in my new boots.
So you are used to shit? Is that an acquired taste? Or does it invoke maternal olfactory memories in your case? Please tell us more about your relationship to shit.
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Wake up, remember it is my birthday, and go back to sleep.
Wake up again, take first massive bong hit of the day, watch cartoons till girlfriend arrives.
After eating traditional birthday breakfast of poutine(fries with cheese and gravy) and beer, ask girlfriend nicely if she will suck my dick, I don't really have to ask nicely, but it usually improves the quality and effort put into the BJ.
Watch cartoons and drink beer.
Start drinking Stolichnaya and fresh grapefruit juice, and pop the two ritalin I have been saving.
Aternoon jam session with friends who will have to put up with me being much more wasted than them as most of them have to work on monday, hopefully get "Mrs Robinson" down.
Have Japanese feast with girlfriend in tatami room at Ki Sushi, perhaps another BJ if the Sake does it's job, and the waitress will take a 20 to keep the door closed for 20 minutes.
Say goodbye to girlfriend and hit a bar filled with strangers on a Sunday night for a few Yaegers and beers.
Find drugs, coke or E, and maybe a few benzo's or a half point of heroin for the comedown.
Post on totse.
Watch porn, and try to rub out one more good one.
Drink myself unconscious.
C/O
"last year I had lobster and 2-cb"
I fucking lol'd
Why?, was it the same # as your last IQ test?, you douchebag scrotum sniffer.
I'm old enough to have fucked your mom, back before she looked like a sack full of smashed assholes. Call me daddy, and tongue my roids.
You try too hard, just like spectral
Fuck your try.
Oh, now that hurt:(
Sorry. Had to say that.
Remade, I did exactly what you posted yesterday, fuckin Roger on American Dad almost made me piss myself hahaha
Sunday I am putting my greenhouse together so I can see exactly where I have to put the foundations (dont trust the book that came with it) and have arranged to collect three tons of manure for the garden. Have a shoulder of lamb that I will be eating, few drinks but not too many as I have some important shit to do at work on Monday.
U gonna ride some cock then? lolololo
Tomorrow who knows may try and go for a walk, or try and wear in my new boots.
me too :eek: . im going sat. with co - workers Lol.
hei sxc u gt pix?
Fuck your "sxc pix".
Fuck you old man, that shit doesnt faze me!
So you are used to shit? Is that an acquired taste? Or does it invoke maternal olfactory memories in your case? Please tell us more about your relationship to shit.
until then, :fap: