i have 2 towels in my laundry cycle. one's always coming out of the dryer as the other's being cleaned. always have a 1-4 day unwashed jizz rag laying around.
Having a box of tissues beside your bed if you are young and single announces to the world; "I, my good man, enjoy the occasional wank, but am mature enough to plan for it, and will not leave stains on your couch if you let me crash at your place after a party", a good message to send. I use a dirty sock, or wank into the bathroom sink(feels different when you're standing up, don't it?).
C/O
"semi retired wanker, my GF milks me more often than farmer browns best jerzey"
Or use a condom like that dude from I Love You Man
Whacking off with some lube and a condom on feels pretty much like sex with a condom on, I hate rubbers, I hate the thought of unplanned kids more though.
I jizz in cap of an empty DVD-R spindle container. Simply wash it in the sink and away it goes. Been using the same one for 3-4 years now, shits starting to smell weird.
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yes, you noticed?
Come on, you're supposed to lick them clean
C/O
"semi retired wanker, my GF milks me more often than farmer browns best jerzey"
^ this
Whacking off with some lube and a condom on feels pretty much like sex with a condom on, I hate rubbers, I hate the thought of unplanned kids more though.
This.
+1 and drinks the post nut piss
PS. use lube, or in my case, lots of hair conditioner. But now I have to clean all these conditioner
Hai Spec...