I just walked to the corner shop, looking like the following;
I only got out of bed about two hours ago, and haven't really done anything with anything. My hair is all frizzy and sticking up. It really needs a cut, but I can't be assed to get one. I have some hobo-stubble. I should really shave, but this brings me back to the laziness. I've just got an unattended-to face in general. I was wearing a stripey chav-shirt. I think the back of the collar was popped up, but again, I left it, as I didn't really care.
To go along with this, there are some black sweatpants with a massive rip in the pocket, so you can see straight through to my boxershorts, not to mention the sweats are covered with stains from food, and other shit. And to finish it off, my shoes with weird moss crud on them, from when I slipped over yesterday when having a walk with trx.
I always look like a hobo when I go out just to the shops or something. I don't really care how people look at me, as long as you give them a smile and a wave, they usually don't really seem to react much to the fact you're dressed like a hobo. So, is there anyone here you hates to be seen looking like a wreck, or people who just don't give a shit?
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*I mean, it's been ages
As for the other times, give me some comfy jeans, a tight top and a murderous grin.
The amount of jeans and other trousers I have fucked up thanks to bike cranks are too many to keep count of.
We had some training day at a fancy hotel the other week, so I actualy combed my hair and put on a pair of dress pants and a shirt with a collar. One of the managers mistook me for a waiter at first and asked for a water:sad:.
Pretty much all of my clothes are dirty, and at least 90% of them permanently smell like bushfire (due to countless nights sitting around fires.) Most of my white shirts and singlets have wine stains, and I don't own a pair of socks that match. Oh, and I normally rock 80s style sideburns (but I just shaved them off, hoping to get a new piece of of ass soon.)