Just took a trip to the shop to buy some food, and I was making good time until I reached a bunch of stupid Chinks ambling along, straddling the whole pavement and just being generally Foreign. They were either being idiots or they were too blind to actually realize that I was trying to get past, but I eventually managed to make my way ahead. "Alright, back up to speed again", I thought to myself. The rest of the journey was alright, and I went straight into the toilet when I reached the shop as I needed to take a leak. What was I greeted with upon reaching the bogs? Some fat old bag who had parked her shopping trolley across the corridor so that no one could actually get past :facepalm: I said "excuse me", but she was too busy gassing to her friend to even notice me there. I eventually just shoved her trolley out of the way and went through, and she gave me an evil stare as I went into the Gent's room.
As I was walking around the store, I was greeted by much of the same thing - people walking slowly along, completely unaware of their surroundings with a dazed look on their faces. What's wrong with these idiots? It's not like it's difficult to be aware of what's going on around you, they must have all driven a car at some point in their lives and it's exactly the same principle. Check your mirrors, check your blind spot, use your eyes, your ears, your fucking BRAIN.
Man, that was good to let out. I dunno what it is about people which annoys me this much, but personally when I go to the shop for example, I'll know exactly what I want before I go there. I'll go straight to the product, put it into my basket, and carry on. No bullshit, just getting in and out as efficiently as possible because let's face it - no one enjoys being in a supermarket full of grannies for more than 10 minutes.
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Normally go midweek so its all oldies, thank fuck for sainsburys and 3 trolly wide lanes. Even then I often smash peoples trollies out the way if they block it, just to prove a point.
Stupid old fuckers.
Used to shop at asda but the "music" they pump out and the chavs with 6 kids made me leave, who cares if its cheeper.
I was taught that the polite thing for them to do is to line up behind each other until i pass. NOBODY DOES THIS. It really pisses me off. You're right BTW, it's always chinks who do that.
What i do now, is just stop in front of them. That forces them to move around me.
Otherwise we bump into each other like idiots. :facepalm::facepalm:
That is the funniest thing I've read all week.
Whenever I go shopping it's mid-week, mid-afternoon/early morning and so the only people I have to endure are the mentally ill, OAPs and chavs. However I tend to get shitfaced before shopping and put the iPod in so I have some Social masturbation to distact me.
Recently though there have been a load of markets and posh people in my City and they just take up the entire place. Swamp it. I had to get a bus yesterday and was clearly in a hurry with a huge backpack on...but no...their order of chocolate crepe was more important than me earning money.
Bastards!
In reality I just march past them with my massive germanic stride.
There is always one guy that true to form, hasn't got the time or manners to go with the flow. That's when shopping gets interesting. When he has managed to barge past me, I reverse direction and speed up like greased lightening to block him on the next isle and so on. Hopefully to beat him back to the tills where I chat for ages and generally hold the queue up as long as I can.