Every year, we're bombarded with little kiddies running around, knocking at our doors and asking us to give them goodies. It's all fun and games when you're a little kid, but when you get a little older, you start to hate it more and more... I remember last year, we just shut the curtains in the front room and turned out all the lights, as well as locking the doors/windows and hoping no one threw eggs at the house. Sure, this may mean that you don't have to answer the door, but what if you wanted to prank the trick or treaters?
In this thread, we should discuss various methods of sabotaging the trick or treaters. Be creative, tis the season
Trip Wire - Get yourself some thick, strong fishing line and tie it across the entrance to your driveway. Set up a video camera and just watch as the kiddies start faceplanting!
Explosive candy - Rig your candy wrappers with flash powder. With any luck, they'll frantically open it and be met with a bang.
Watch your step - Got a dog? Save it's shit up in a bag. Pick a popular house for trick-or-treaters (some rich old person would be ideal) and cover the ground in shit. It will be dark and people won't see it. Whoops!
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When the kids would get there candy, before the could start back down the stairs, I would leap from the bushes laughing maniacally as I revved the chains saw and ran up the stairs as far as the chain on my ankle would allow. It was great fun watching them as the leapt over the railing into my lawn to escape.
Fuck yes. This is a bomb idea.
Give them actual candy and stop being a dick.
Or you could call the fucking cops when your shit get's messed with. Either way it's going to get fucked with.
Here's an even better one, call the cops before your shit get's fucked with so they patrol your street a couple times. It makes the odds of anything happening drop like a lead weight.
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Holy crap, that thing looks badass. Set it up on your roof above your door and you'll be able to shoot at people without them even noticing it until it's too late
Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
the Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I see no reason why Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, t’was his intent to blow up King and Parliament.
Three score barrels were laid below to prove old England’s overthrow;
By God’s mercy he was catch’d with a dark lantern and lighted match.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, let the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!
Hip hip hoorah!
A penny loaf to feed the Pope
A farthing o’ cheese to choke him.
A pint of beer to rinse it down.
A faggot of sticks to burn him.
Burn him in a tub of tar.
Burn him like a blazing star.
Burn his body from his head.
Then we’ll say ol’ Pope is dead.
Hip hip hoorah!
Hip hip hoorah hoorah!
LOL! This. Or just roam the streets away from your neighbourhood and sell them shitty drugs (assuming they are of that age and sort).
I'd also go with water pistols and piss. Really smelly, dehydrated, yellow/brown piss.
I love Halloween
The will be like : 'WTF?'
There's "getting back" then that :eek:
MM I am shocked.