Earlier today i was doing a bit of cleaning and decided the toilet bowl needed a good cleaning, so i gave it a healthy dose of toiletbowl cleaner and went on my merry way cleaning the rest of my apartment.
Fast forward 30 minutes and i was feeling the need to use the toilet, so after deploying splash back and toiletbowl skid-mark countermeasures i took a seat and did my business.
After completing the deposit it was time to wipe, so i scooted forward on the seat to be able to reach behind, and as i did i felt my dick touch cold porcelain, and i recoiled instinctively but the damage was already done, now a burning sensation was quickly spreading on my "little friend". :mad:
The burning was not too bad to begin with but after a few seconds it was starting to really hurt, and i quickly came to the conclusion that the chemicals in the toilet bowl cleaner must be the cause of this pain.
Not being something i had experienced before i was not sure how to deal with my new dilemma, but rinsing my member of with water seemed like a good idea.
This at first did not seem to work very well but after what felt like a few minutes the worst burning was starting to fade, leaving me with a organ slightly more red than usual and with a dull burning sensation and a terrible itch on the affected areas.
A few hours later and it no longer burns or itches, but it is a little red still.
I hope this does not cause any long term problems.
Lessons learned:
Strong chemicals and my dick don't mix. :facepalm:
Rinse out the toilet properly after cleaning with strong chemicals.
Take care not to touch inside of toilet bowl with my dick.
They should make bigger toilet seats, even my quite average dick had no problem reaching the front of the toilet, i am surprised the problem has never presented itself before.
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Thats usualy how i do it, but i guess i was too lazy this time. Could explain why i never run into this problem before.
Anyway, back to normal down there, so hopefully no damage done. :hai:
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I think having Crohn's is a bit of a gift in this situation as I usually have bum-gravy so it's not so much a splash, just a forceful jet.
Edit: Just went for a dump after writing this. Was one of those nausea-inducing ones that, thanks to a lack of Morphine, had been cooking for a while. Oh god. I think I'd prefer bleach on my ring.
Now that would be very unfortunate, i bet it would burn your skin off in no time.