When my roommate goes to class I like to crank up the onrop (code for porno) and jack it while he's gone.
So I'm sittin there just busted a fresh nut in a white T-shirt that was laying around (Yeah fuck u I just had to nut) naked as fuck when he just busts into the apartment.
I'm like WTF? his class just started 10 minutes ago but he comes in and talks to me. I just kinda sit there naked and start putting my clothes back on. I avoid eye-contact but he continues to talk to me as if nothing is wrong. I finish dressing and he walks to his room.
Then he comes back and mentions that if I ever need to buy new white T-Shirts that Hanes makes a ballin' new one that feels kinda like under-armor.
Is he just fuckin' wit me or are those shirts really that badass? Are they comfortable enough that you would mention it randomly like that?
I can't figure it out.
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because we have a fucked up view on sexuality in this day and age
fix't