When I saw an individual woman on the timetable, I thought 'shiiiiit, maybe it's some hot teen bitch who I'll try to seduce', but no, some 8 year old girl rocks up with her sister, and I'm left thinking WWTTFFFFFFFFFFFF.
I've never taught kids before, and a fellow teacher gave me a pile of books and said 'follow the teachers book' and all will be ok. Little did I know the lessons would involve fucking SINGING, DANCING, AND SHIT LIKE THIS. IM NOT PAID ENOUGH TO ACT A FOOOOOOOOL.
I ended up playing hide and seek with cards. I'd wait outside the room and let her hide shit around the room, then I'd have to find all the cards, and as I found them I'd ask her what's on the card. she fucking loved it. Also, I'd say shit like 'draw a house with a crocodile inside' and she would go off and draw it and then colour it in whilst I texted some hot bitch and arranged our date for tomorrow.
An hour and a half was eventually killed, but shit man, I can't wait for the proper kids teacher to get back from holiday, I aint made for this shit man. I want my motherfucker teen classes back, where I can drool over the 16 year old scantily clad Russian girls and edge my way into getting their numbers. kuuurrwaaa.
Though on a plus point, I received my salary. The accountant gave me like 30 notes, some with FIVE THOUSAND written on them. I love Russian Rubles, they make me feel like I have so much cash in the stash.
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I'm too busy making moves on developed girls who could give me some real action to pay much attention as opposed to an 8 year old.
Never seen the attraction. Pure desperation imo.
But it doesn't sound like you taught her anything, so you don't live up to your name......
"Never seen the attraction."
But they're sooooooooooooo cute.
Hot, no. Cute, very.
Aww.
One man's cute is another man's hot.
It was a consolidation lesson
Maybe you would like some English lessons At 300 rubles an hour it's an absoulte bargain!
That's what I came back here to fix......
AND YOU'RE SAYING YOU ARE ALSO IN RUSSIA SO THAT WAS A LITTLE RUSSIAN 8 YEAR OLD GIRL YOU GOT TO PLAY WITH?!????!!!???!!! >_<:mad::mad::(:sad:mad:
This girl is cute now. Maybe in a few years she'll be hot. You should keep in touch
Of course she was.
That was my first thought. I'm betting that if she was wearing a dress da teacha was trying to peak up her skirt .
Bar me.
Though I have a feeling some of the users here post this shit in an attempt to be edgy....
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Amirite?
I'm not being edgy, that's the normal age here in Yemen to get freaky before they're all used up.
Haha, I know dude. I was just messing
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Also your blog is fascinating
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I was just being stupid thats all. I just wanted to mentor her I swear just being stupid it wont happen again.
He's FBI, lets scatter.
*runs over there*
I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT.
I'm gonna give em all a one hour grammar test so they complain and I never get kids again. I fucking hate the fuckers. It's a woman's job to deal with them.
Exactly, I cannot see the attraction. They're annoying little cunts who make me angry.
I'd be a child killer through rage before a pedo.
CP stands for children posing......
If you have a computer there, have them ask random questions and you can post them here.......
"GRO UPPP"
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Why good chap, I would most certainly love a new Rolex. How jolly well kind of you to draw my attention to such alarmingly brilliant bargains!
Thank you good chap, I'll be sure to raise my glass of port in toast to you at the next cricket match.
If only the rest of the uncivilised peasants here could be such agreeable fellows.