Because he's extremely butthurt (pun totally intended) about the fact that he slept with a dude so he is going into extreme denial mode and calling it rape as some sort of psychological defense mechanism... or some shit.
Not sure if you're serious, but that is a gimmick. May as well get a shake weight to go along with the ankle weights. You can be like this guy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp7-BTnHCzI
I apologize. Did I not meet your criteria for a productive post? My comment was directed at MissingMuse. We used to get drunk and high at work together all the time. Actually, we used to get drunk and high together all the time regardless of whether or not we were at work. Haven't seen him in about a year... So yeah…