Once upon a time there was a little dirty drunk girl and a hippy jew faggot. They were friends. They liked to smoke lots and lots of marijuana. One day they decided to smoke an exceptional amount of weed and go to the hippy jew faggot's house. When they got there they found a note and were scared that they hippy jew…
First and foremost: get a good bottle of hotsauce. On the streets you end up eating a lot of shitty handouts (cheese sandwiches up the wazzoo). You'll really need it. Salt and pepper are also good to have. A jar is peanut butter is good to have in your bag. A spoonfull in desperate times goes a long way. Other then that I…
There'd be no way I could take him seriously. Especially cause guys have hairy upper legs, and there'd be a weird void of hairlessness around his crotch. I'd :facepalm: hard.
Mang that is nothing, yo. The other day I did three Jagerbombs IN A ROW, bitch. AND I took a hoot of some primo White Hippy Giraffe Rapist weed mang. You don't even KNOW.
These were the best goddamn pickles I've ever eaten. So good they deserved a picture with a ten dollar bill and a can of James Ready. They were spicy Thai flavor. We even drank the pickle juice.
Yup, I've been squatting in my parents garage for the past week cause my mommas sick and needed someone to cook for her. I'm leaving for Toronto tomorrow morning though. Yeah, right now I choose to be homeless, I do have a loving family and shit. They'd love to have me live with them but I know they can't really afford it.…
Haters gon hate. Y'all bitches just jealous. In a few years I do plan on getting a job again. When I'm done being a freeloader. When I have money I have no problem supporting bums. Eat. I eat tacos. :facepalm:
A day in the life of homebum xxombie in Toronto: 6:30am - Wake up on sidewalk with a few friends to the Salvation Army truck trying to give us breakfast. Most people just yell and grumble and go back to sleep but I drag my ass out of bed and get a juice, muffin and cheese sandwich. I stash them, drink whatever booze I had…
Haha, these threads are such sausage fests and myspace angles. Here's me eating some sushi (inb4 sushi is shooped into a dick) This is what I look like when I'm blacked out drunk: And this is me as a dirty kid: I'm clearly a ten.
I'd say, I'm free to do whatever the fuck I want and go anywhere I want. All on someone else's dime. If I'm hungry I go sit outside of the restaurant I wanna eat from and ask someone to buy me something. If I wanna get drunk, I sit outside a Liquor Store and ask people for money. If I want smokes I ask someone who's…
C'mon, what's more cheerful then peaches? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvcohzJvviQ Her voice. Orgasms. "It is important to get really drunk and fuck everything up"; words of wisdom, Squinch Owl. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC_i7ODKRsY Go wherever the fuck you want, suck my cock cops. (The songs not originally by…
I'd like to think of myself as more of a scabies or headlice then a scab. I have a hell of a good time doing it though. And it's a lot easier doing something Fight Club style if you're off the grid, and you can't be off the grid when you pay bills or own a house.
The way he's planning on doing it, I agree with you. You can't just go from being a regular jackoff to super-off-the-grid-homebum and be happy. Gotta ease your way into this shit son. You can learn about this shit off the interwebs, gotta go live it.
I know a hobo that's a lot like this. He's not on welfare or anything, no ID of any kind. He lives in very elaborate shanties under overpasses (one my friend was telling me about had a door, several rooms and a generator to plug in things like a radio or hot plate). I've never seen him panhandle or anything (in the morning…
Being homeless in secluded place fucking sucks. Get yourself a good backpack and travel from city to city, that way you can take a few days off and chill in the woods if you want to but stay in cities so you don't starve.
Do you do it out of pity? I tried once, couldn't go through with it. For an ego boost for yourself? Sure, sleeping with a good looking dude that other chicks clearly want is totally an ego boost, but it wouldn't be my sole reason for sleeping with someone, just an upside. Do you do it to boost your social reputation? I…
Yeah bro. I'm doing the exact same thing right now. Protip: making money is better when you travel. Learn to panhandle, busk, fly signs, fish for change and squeegee. One you've got that down, hitchhike and hop freight trains. Learn the best towns for making money, stop there a couple times a month (not too often or you'll…
Depending on my mood either; a huge Christmas turkey with all the fixin's (stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce etc.) or the curry my mom makes over rice with mango chutney.
Spread a layer of high quality blueberry jam over the top of the wheel, wrap the whole fucker in a couple layers of filo and fucking bake it. You'll cry tears of joy. (Works really well with Camembert too).