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How to make a blood box. This is FUNNY!
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Presents. . .
How 2 Make A
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For those of you who have I I an incredible urge 2 screw someones
life up this is the perfect I BLOOD I thing 2 do it with. This process was
developed by Devil Worshippe I BOX I rs as a means to put various Hexes,
Curses, and Jinxes on people I_______I whom they din't particularily like,
which was basically everybody, but eventually they all killed each other
becauze they were, really psycho. But from a secret source I have obatined
the method of how to make a blood box which I am about 2 show you. . .
Ingredientz:
Any liquid retaining Box
1 Large Mixing bowl
1 wodden spoon with a pentagram engraved in it
1 bath tub
1 pair of those really spiky hiking boots
1/2 a litre of Canadian Beer (NOT Americain Beer)
1 can of Spam
10 grams of opium
Any 8 track, Simon and Garfunkel tape
8 Ounces of Guacamole
3 strands of hair from a BC Tel Operator
4 High density Floppy Disks
1 litre of Elmerz glue
1 national geographic map of Venezuela
1/4 a litre of your own blood
1 litre of a goats blood
3 live roaches
1 drop of Mr Victimz blood
As much LSD as you can afford
First in the large mixing bowl mix together in this order the Spam,
the Opium, the Guacamole, the Beer, and finally the glue. Stir until
mixed and let sit for 15 minutes. While waiting put the 8 track, the hairs,
the Floppys, the map of Venezuela, and the three live roaches in the bathtub.
Then put on the hiking boots, get in the bathtub and stomp the stuff into an
unrecognizable pulp. Since this could take a lot of jumping up and down
remember, while you are jumping repeatedly yell " I LOVE SATAN ". After this
is done mix the contents of the bathtub in with the ingredients in the bowl.
Stir until the ingredients form a thick paste.
Now go and get yourself a goat at a farm or somewhere. Now you could buy
the goat but I would advise shooting the farmer and his whole family and then
stealing the goat. But by doing this you not only save money but it will make
Satan happy and your Box will work better. Now bleed one litre of goats blood
into your mouth and gargle it until you get to the Box and spit it in. Next
bleed yourself of 1/4 of a litre of blood. When you think about it,
it really isn't that much,but if you feel like putting more in, Do So!
It will increase the efficincy of the box. Now heres the tricky part, getting
the drop of blood from Mr. Victim, but I'm sure you can think of some ways to
get it. I just needle pricked him while he was sleeping, got the blood, and
ran. Now after you put the drop of blood in the box the only thing in the box
should be blood. So now take pasty mixture in the bowl and slowly pour it
into the box. Mix it until it looks like a bunch of red goo, and remember to
lick the spoon.
Then pull the phone cord out of the wall and stick it firmly in the goo
in the box. Now before you Boot up your computer take all of the LSD you
bought earlier. Now if you followed proper procedure on your screen should
appear a choicez menu with lots of neat Hexes and Jinxes and Curses that
you can put on them. Select what you will and then go over to Mr. Victims
hoouse and watch him screw up. If he is not screwing up then obviously you
did something wrong in preparing the box and it is defective. If this occurs
take an Uzi, go into McDonalds and release your anger, It always makes me
feel better.
More to Come!
<<<DeathStroke>>>
. . . Kill a Prep!
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