Guys and Jacking Off
by Jenny
Everything in life is just goin peachy, until you find a guy who is a complete moron when if comes to the general area of horniness.
Guy calls up,
me: Hello?
guy: i'm horny what do i do,
me: go jack off?
guy: oh ok talk to you later.
*click*
Roughly 25 minutes later
*ring ring ring*
Me: hello?
guy: i'm tired
me: ok? i care why?
guy: i got it in my eye
me: excuse you? what are you talking about?
guy: the spum
me: WTF how the hell did you get it in your eye
guy: well i was trying to look in the hole and then it just shot me in the eye
me: you need a life
*click*
Why are guys so stupid!!! when you are jacking off DONT PUT YOUR HEAD BY YOUR WIENER!!! gosh, could somebody please explain why guys do that?! one word: Moron.
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