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A sick nun joke
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From: [email protected] (Michael E Goodwin)
Subject: Another nun joke (Might be deemed as offensive)
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Date: Fri, 1 May 1992 00:56:38 GMT
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A cab driver pulls up to the curb and picks up a nun. Its a fairly
long drive to the nun's destination, and having run out of small talk
the cabbie is at a loss of words.
After a noticible silence, the cabbie speaks up.
"You know sister, I've got this weird fantasy."
"And what might that be?"
"Well you see, I've always wanted to make it with a nun in the back
seat of my cab"
After this remark, there is silence in the cab again. And a few
minutes later the nun speaks up.
"I must also confess, that I have had fantasies about making it with a
cab driver in a cab."
After hearing this the cabbie decides to pull into an alley for some
action. But before they could do anything the nun asks him to promise
her two things. First he had to promise her that he wasn't married to
avoid adultry. "I promise I'm not married." Next he had to promise to
enter her in the rear to retain her virginity. And the cabbie agreed
to those terms also.
After all was said and done, they dressed and proceeded to the
destination. Just as the nun was exiting the cab, the cab driver
called out and said, "I have a confession to make... I'm married. Will
you forgive me for lying?"
To which the nun replies "Yeah I think I can, oh, I too have a
confession to make. My name is Bob, and I'm on my way to a costume party!"
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