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Tan All
TAN ALL
There was this super-macho guy, who was really into his body. He lifted
weights, and jogged five miles a day. One morning, he notices that he is
sun tanned everywhere, but his penis, so he decides to do something
about it. He goes to the beach and buries himself in the sand, leaving
his penis sticking out.
Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach, when one of them
motices it, and says to the other,"There's no justice in this world."
The other asks,"What do you mean?" The first lady says, "Look at that!"
"When I was ten years old, I was afraid of it, when I was twenty, I was
curious about it, when I was thirty, I enjoyed it, when I was forty, I
couldn't get enough of it, when I was fifty, I paid for it, when I was
sixty, I begged for it, when I was seventy, I forgot about it, and now
that I'm eighty, the darn things are growing wild."
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