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e v i l t h o u g h t s #oo10 The Antique Store
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|| Released: 5/26/96
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The Antique Store
by
.\\orbus
I have committed suicide. Yep, and I'm proud of it. I'm finally free from
that nag which law calls my wife. Yep, yep, yep, I'm finally free. Heh,
heh, heh, I showed her. Now I only wish I knew where I was. To say it's
Limbo, Nirvana, or Shangri-La would be a mistake, I'm sure, because aren't
they supposed to be wonderful, and to tell ya the truth, this place sucks.
It's just all white, white, white, white, everywhere....am I rambling? Ah,
but who would care, I'm alone, right? No more wife, no more boss, no more
annoying dog or obnoxious paperboy.
God, am I bored. I wish there was someplace to go, but how do I know if I
am moving, if I can't see anything? Huh, how about that? Question of the
year, bub! But then again, I'm rambling. Oh, hello! God, now I'm going
crazy. I see a stairway...to paraphrase somebody I'm sure, a "Celestrial
Stairway". Oh well, better than just standing here in the middle of white.
Oh, I'm rambling again. Oh well, to the stairway.
Now that I get closer, I can tell that it would be more appropiately named
an escalator, like one of those things you get on at the Mall in New York.
And now I'm going up, up, up, into the white, white, white. God, I gotta
shuttup, or I'm goin' to go crazy. Or maybe I already am.
This is great. First I'm bored in just plain old whiteness. Now I'm bored
while moving through the whiteness. I'd whistle if I could, but I can't
seem to find my lips. Now that I think about it, I can't even see my body.
I must by cra...oh, what's that? Finally, something that's not white. It's
a door! Almost there, almost there, gotta go through, gotta go through,
can't this thing go any faster?
Finally, the door. I feel a strange tingling at the back of my neck, almost
like the chill you get when someone breathes on you. Oh well. Just gotta
open the door, I must get out of this damn white!
Oh great, now I can't see anything. It's all black...oh wait, no, now it's
changing. Guess my eyes just had to adjust to the dark. What the...who are
you? I try to ask, but nothing comes out. But still the little man seems to
hear me.
Oh, I'm the owner, he replies.
Owner of what?
Why the Antique Store! The little man paused. Or, you humans would call it
Heaven.
This is Heaven. I don't believe it. Now I know I am crazy.
Yes, yes, yes, he replies. Come along now. He drags me into the back of the
store. I have someone you should meet. He opens a door, oh god, oh no, no,
oh god, send me to hell!
My wife had died of a broken heart, and now she was here to.
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Wow, a 10th issue. I feel so elite now. I'm almost as cool as cDc...
Oh well... hey, if any of you other e-mag people want me to write for ya,
the only thing that I ask in return is something for Evil Thoughts, so
contact me anywhere you can.
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