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  • Recover From a “Whitey” or “Greenie” After Smoking Too Much

    How to recover after smoking too much weed.

    Ok so there you are, chilling with some mates, passing the joint, bong or whatever and after a while it hits you. A drop in blood pressure, blood sugar and sane thoughts. It happens to the best of us and in my part of the world it’s called a “Whitey” as you go pale and feel like you want to be sick. Some people call it a “greenie” or something else. It differs from region to region. Just don’t be dicks like we were to a kid throwing a whitey at the smokers area in College. He got so much shit thrown at him, abuse hurled and thrown into a fence, eventually puking on one of the biggest dicks there. Pretty funny.

    So what causes them?

    Cannabis affects the blood sugar and pressure levels. It explains the red-eye and wooziness people sometimes experience.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitey_%28drugs%29
    Whiteying is perceived by the stoner subculture as the result of using too much cannabis within too short a period of time. In fact the factors that usually facilitate fainting, such as tiredness, lack of fluids and food, and a hot and humid environment, as well as natural hypotension, are just as important as the amount of cannabis involved. Therefore, one can ‘throw’ a whitey having used only what may be regarded as a perfectly moderate dosage. Whiteying sometimes involves vomiting and shakiness. It has been alleged in some internet sites that Whiteying (in this case, vomiting) is a result of having low blood sugar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whitey%20weed
    Happens when smoking too much weed, you go pale, feel dizzy and drowsy, and start to vomit. When on a whitey you often stop talking. If you whitey keep smoking more weed, until you have passed it. Sleeping while on a whitey makes you spin out and feel worse.
    Enough with the science, faggot. How do I avoid these?

    Know your body…
    No, not fapping. Just know your limits. Much like drinking (Yes I hate making weed/booze comparisons as there is none, but the theory still stands). Basically smoke in different situations, mindsets and areas to know where your anxirty levels are, and more importantly to realise what causes you to feel ill. Do you feel worse when you walk? How about uphill? What about at a party situation with all those people? Everyone reacts differently, so knowing your limits is a great way to be more comfortable after a bad experience.

    The “tolerance adjustment” method
    For this you will need access to a large quantity of Cannabis. The higher potency the better. Right, now smoke that in a week and raise that tolerance, bitch! If you are used to feeling less stoned than you usally do, then this is a good method. Oh, and if you have a load of weed lying around or the funds to afford it.

    The “sweet munchies” method
    As reccommended by myself. I smoked a 1g blunt of Lemon Skunk (I Used to grow) before i boarded the bus to College (High School for American folk). It was all going swimmingly until I got the warm feeling of vomit in my throat. Music soon became evil, tunnel vision set in and I had to get help. I actually texted reject from &T and he said to “eat something sugary or minty” and it will soon subside. I suppose it makes sense as your blood sugar lowers, so eating or drinking sweet things rebalances it. Kinda like Diabeetus. When I got to College after gorging on Ice Gems I bought a Lucozade and sat red-eyed in my lecture, and sure enough I felt better within 30 minutes. Of course, it depends on if you just ate etc. Times do vary.

    The gum method
    Sometimes minty things also help. A bit of gum, or some mint sweets. No idea why, but it kinda works. Just don’t have too many and get the shits as a result.

    The “Anchor” method
    My Counsellor actually taught me this for bouts of Anxiety.
    Close your eyes, relax.
    Notice 5 things you can hear. Think fo them and picture them.
    Notice 5 things you can touch. Anything. Cock included. Whatever. Just chill and realise your place in the scheme of things.
    Now open your eyes and notice 5 things you can see. What colour are they? What do they do?
    Just realise and bring yourself back. Works quite nicely.

    The Music method
    Not the best, but put on some good tunes. Just relax. Realise it’s only temporary, and you are not alone.

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  • UK Airgun Laws

    I see a lot of bullshit and misconception on the web regarding gun law, and specifically airgun law in the UK. A lot of people in the UK have never seen a gun IRL, let alone held or fired one.

    This is highlighted by members of the publics reactions to guns. A member of the public saw some one with a .22 rifle fitted with a scope. He described it to the press as ‘some huge James Bond sniper rifle with a telescope on it’. Hysteria much?

    As far as analagies go, that one ranks along ‘yeah man, a subaru imprezza is basically an F1 car’.

    Before I begin, I will say if you are unfamiliar with guns, get to know them. Get to know the people that use them recreationally – have a bit of understanding on what is what, why something is totally unsuitable in some situations and let real knowledge form your opinions.

    If you are on land you do not own, or do not have permission to shoot on with a loaded air rifle or an air rifle out of its bag or case, you can get done for armed tresspass. At all times when carrying an airrifle, you must have a legitimate reason for having it. Reasons would include travelling to or from a place where your are allowed to shoot, travelling to or from a place to purchase or sell the weapon, travelling to or from a place to have it repaired or modified.

    If you are on land wich you own or have permission to shoot on, you must not be in a posiion closer than 50ft to the centre of a public highway when you fire it.

    loaded in public – 6 months jail / £2500 fine
    armed tresspass – 3 months in jail / £2500 fine
    Having an air rifle intent to damage property – 10 years
    using an air rifle in a threatening manner – 10 years

    If you get sentanced to <3 years – 5 year ban on handling / owning a firearm
    If sentanced to >3 years – lifetime ban.

    If you shoot some one intentially – life
    If you shoot some one in an avoidable accident and kill – manslaughter

    These are all maximum sentances. You know what this country is like for guns now. When I was a kid, the police would normally not give a shit if you were shooting on public land, as long as you didnt look like you would cause a nuciance.

    Now, if you are seen with any gun in public, armed response will turn up. They should give you three warnings to put it down, but it ussually goes

    ‘ArmedPoliceDropTheWeapon,ArmedPoliceDropTheWeapon ,ArmedPoliceDropTheWeapon,’ Bang and you are dead.

    In answer to your question, no you do not need a licence unless the air rifle has a musle velocity of more than 12ft/lb. Anything with a musle velocity of over 1ft/lb is considered a fire arm.

    You will then want to know how powerful your air rifle is. For example, with a crossman power pellet (14.3 grains), my Weirauch HW77 .22 (lets say it will have a musle velocity of 600fps) will be producing 11.43 ft/lbs.

    If I used an air arms feild pellet (16.4 grains) I get 13.11 ft/lbs and become illegal. There will be a small drop in musle velocity, but only very small. Spin (left to right accuracy) and drop are effected more with a heavier pellet.

    If I use an Eley Magnum (30 grains) and use that same musle velocity, we get 23.99 ft/lbs. Nearly double to the legal limit, and most FAC air rifles in the UK market are in the range of 30 ft/lbs.

    Now, the police are not going to test your air rifle with the Eley magnum just to catch you out. Only an idiot would use them in a non FAC air rifle as you would just not hit the target.

    Now, say I am out with a tin of H&N Trophy Hunter in my pocket, at 15.4 grains, that gives me 12.31 ft/lbs, I am illegal. Having seen quite a few Police Inspector sample papers, I wouldnt risk that call back to the station if I had a brand and model of air rifle with me that would have info on, or looked like it could shoot at 600fps and a tin of branded pellets, within a few minutes even google could tell you what position I would be in.

    To calculate for your own air rifle

    Weight of Pellet in grains X (FPS squared) / 450240

    There is a magic number in all of this to keep you safe. If you can tune your air rifle to fire a projectile at 671 fps, the weight of the pellet in grains will give you the ft/lb exactly – eg, your pellet weights 12 grains, you have 12ft/lb. You dont get many pellets for a .22 (but quite a few for a .20) at 12 grains, but the Paragon Z2 is 12 grains.

    My advice is just shoot where you are allowed to shoot, only shoot things you are allowed to shoot and the police wont hasstle you too much. In some shooting comps tho, not only do they chronograph (measure musle velocity, a lot do) but the police will be there too.

    My local gun shop stickers the pellet tins with the average pellet weight in grains and I leave it on, in case anyone wants to know .

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  • How To Merge a RAR into a JPEG Image

    Here’s how to hide files in a jpeg image.

    1 First make your RAR/zip file. Fill the archive with whatever you need to hide.
    2 Then select an image you want to hide.
    3 Move both of these files to an empty folder.
    4 Without having anything selected in the folder, hold shift and right click any empty space an go to “Open Command Window Here”.
    5 This command will merge your files

    copy /b [image].jpg + [archive].rar/zip [combined].jpg

    Pretty self explanatory. Replace [image] with your image name, [archive] with your RAR/zip file name and [combined] with what you want the new image to be called.

    Example: copy /b totse.jpg + molotov.rar molotov_everything.jpg

    Image example

    Merging RAR with JPEG

    Your file is now hidden. Keep in mind though that it’s still going to raise some eyebrows if an image that’s 400 X 400 is 700mb.

    To open your hidden file, rename its file extension to .rar/zip and unzip the file as you normally would
    Note: In order to rename file extensions, you must be able to view file extensions.

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  • Proxify Any Application – Miseryland

    This is a repost of a post by Miseryland from tM back in early 2008, which was then reposted again on tM sometime last year. Despite the reposting, it still works, so I thought I’d throw it up here. Unfortunately the images are broken, but if you know anything about computers you should still be able to follow the tutorial successfully. This is posted WITHOUT his permission, because I’m a badass motherfucker.

    Upon another short inspection, it would seem that the grammar used in this guide resembles that of a small child. I went through and fixed the links myself, and tried to polish things up a little, but it’s still fairly basic and lame. Read it if you wish, and good luck with getting a result.

    This is a short writeup on how to anonymise your intertubes with tor.

    Quote:
    Warning: Want Tor to really work?…then please don’t just install it and go on. You need to change some of your habits, and reconfigure your software!
    – Tor by itself is NOT all you need to maintain your anonymity. There are several major pitfalls to watch out for:

    * 1. Tor only protects Internet applications that are configured to send their traffic through Tor
    — it doesn’t magically anonymize all your traffic just because you install it. We recommend you use Firefox with the Torbutton extension.

    * 2. Browser plugins such as Java, Flash, ActiveX, RealPlayer, Quicktime, Adobe’s PDF plugin, and
    – others can be manipulated into revealing your IP address. You should probably uninstall your plugins
    – (go to “aboutlugins” to see what is installed), or investigate QuickJava, FlashBlock, and NoScript if
    – you really need them. Consider removing extensions that look up more information about the websites you type
    – in (like Google toolbar), as they may bypass Tor and/or broadcast sensitive information. Some people prefer
    – using two browsers (one for Tor, one for unsafe browsing).

    * 3. Beware of cookies: if you ever browse without Tor and Privoxy and a site gives you a cookie, that cookie
    – could identify you even when you start using Tor again. You should clear your cookies frequently.
    – CookieCuller can help protect any cookies you do not want to lose.

    * 4. Tor anonymizes the origin of your traffic, and it encrypts everything inside the Tor network, but it can’t
    – encrypt your traffic between the Tor network and its final destination. If you are communicating sensitive information,
    – you should use as much care as you would on the normal scary Internet — use HTTPS or other end-to-end encryption and authentication.

    * 5. While Tor blocks attackers on your local network from discovering or influencing your destination,
    – it opens new risks: malicious or misconfigured Tor exit nodes can send you the wrong page,
    – or even send you embedded Java applets disguised as domains you trust.

    The good thing is while tor is INTENDED to anonymise general internet surfing, it can me made to anonymise all/some traffic with some effort.

    • Install the whole package, and run tor INDEPENDENTLY of the vidala bundle

    START>Programs>Vidala bundle>tor>tor.exe

    This means that the tor client is running, YOU ARE NOT ANONYMOUS YET!

    So you have a working tor client, now what?

    When you search for tor you will find plugins, but these things are application sensitive, ie tor plugins for Firefox, and whatnot. What you want is to torrify specific applications that you specify, ever seen a tor plugin for lindens SL client? didn’t think so!

    So you want proxifier, a purely epic win product that will torrify any software you specify, get it here or torrent it.

    Install it normally, and set these settings to it…

    Quote:
    Options>Proxy settings.
    hit the add button and add these settings.
    server address= localhost
    Port = 9050
    Protocol= socks 5

    So now you have the tor client installed, and proxifier configured to tors default settings, you think your ready to hax the planet? enjoy your V&!

    While tor is running and proxifier will torrify any application you specify, we havn’t specified any applications yet!

    ok, so now you should have the tor client running and proxifier configured to your local tor clients settings, time to torrify some applications
    For simplicity’s sake im going to torrify ie here, but this applies to any program, remember though, that its specific to the app you configure.

    ie torrifying internet explorer will torrify internet explorer and that’s it.
    If you torrify ie, and go to a site that inits flash, it will show your ip because flash is a separate program to ie and is being executed
    independently to ie.
    Know your target first, then configure your torrification rules appropriately.
    if it calls flash, then proxify both ie and flash.

    Proxifier rules being written for IE
    OPTIONS>PROXIFICATION RULES
    then ADD>name rule>ADD>APPLICATIONEXECUTABLE

    NAO ITS TIME TO START THE SERIOUS BUSINESS MACHINE!

    • Close ALL things thats going to be used, in this example TOR PROXIFIER AND IE.
    • Start tor and when it is running like so
    • Good, now MINIMIZE TOR, and start PROXIFIER
    • OH look, tor and proxifier working hand in hand to torrify ie!

    Proxifier and tor is now running, so lets fire up IE and go to…

    www.whatismyipaddress.com

    The results?

    You are now anonymous.

    This informative guide was brought to you by Miseryland

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  • 10 Pranks for Your Flatmate

    10 Pranks for Your Flatmate
    Door Prank

     

    I recently had a shitty roommate. He is gone now and I wish I had done some of these things to him first because he was a supreme douche.

     

     

    1. Numbing Fags

    Take an already opened pack of their cigarettes and dip the filters in a clear and tasteless form of oragel or any other numbing agent containing benzocain. Their lips will become numb everytime they smoke.

     

     

    2. No Suds

    Take their bar of soap and make sure it is dry then coat it with a thin layer of clear fingernail polish. When they next take a shower they will not be able to make any suds with the soap.

     

     

    3. Bedbugs

    If you have pets you may want to consider this one for a minute before attempting it. Your pets will probably get fleas but it will be easy to blame them for the whole thing. Find a stray animal o outside pet and coax it to let you pet it. You will need a comb and a plastic bag for this. Simply comb the animal and catch the fleas in the plastic bag. Get as many as you can then return home and deposit the little buggers in-between the sheets and blankets of your flatmate’s bed.

     

     

    4. Smelly Clothes

    If your flatmate is a bit slobbish or just didn’t get the chance to put away their clothes this can be done easily. Simply take a piss on their pile of laundry. This works best if you have a pet you can lay the blame on. Do not do this until after they have just washes their clothes. It is pointless to soil their dirty laundry.

    5. Are You Afraid of the Dark?

    After they have gone to bed sneak into your flatmate’s room and very quietly remove all the lightbulbs. Next unplug all electronic devices and do your best to quietly cover their window so no light can get in. Once your satisfied with the level of darkness leave the room. Tie one end of a long string or chord to the doorknob and the other to something stationary if the door opens into the room. If it opens to the rest of the building simply brace the doorknob with something and make a strong barricade using heavy objects. To add a little spice to this you may want to drop a stink bomb in the room just before securing the door.

     

     

    6. Ceiling Fan Prank

    This is a classic prank and very easy to do if your flatmate has a ceiling fan in their room. Stack coins and tacks along the top sides of the fan blades. Make sure you distribute the weight evenly otherwise the fan will spin off balance and the effect wont be quite the same. The next time they turn on the ceiling fan they will probably be showered with coins and sharp tacks. This probably will not result in serious injury.

     

     

    7. Stealthy Antique

    Take any type of powdery substance such as baby powder, flour or powdered sugar ect. and pour it into your flatmate’s hair dryer. Don’t use too much or it will spill out when they pick it up. Make sure you clean off the hair dryer when finished as well as the surrounding are. You don’t want to raise any suspicion. When they turn it on they will get a hot blast of powder to the face.

     

     

    8. Bugs in a Box

    The title explains this prank. Go to your local bait shop and purchase a bucket of crickets. They are very cheap so you can get a 100 for little cash. Dump the crickets into whatever container/drawer your flatmate frequently opens. The results are obvious.

    9. Bad Car Smell

    Pour a small ammount of milk into a cup. Now place this inside the trunk of your flatmate’s car way in the back behind something they will have to crawl in to look for it. After a day or two of being locked in that dark and warm trunk the smell of spoiled milk will permeate the rest if the car. If they onto have a car put it in their closet or far underneath their bed.

     

    10. Hot Sex

    If your flatmate keeps a lubricate for sex and masturbation then thus is a good prank. Empty the lubricate and refill it with a mixture of water and icy-hot or any other warming gel. Pay attention when mixing to make sure that the replacement lubricate has the same consistency as the original. They wont be getting laid that night.
    I hope you enjoyed this article. Thanks for reading and feel free to add more pranks.

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